A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company.
There's plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he's doing alright, but after a few months he gets lonely.
The pig starts to look more and more attractive, soft, pink flesh, round buttocks. But every time this poor guy makes an advance towards the pig, the Doberman snarls at him and once almost bit his leg.
Very frustrating.
One day the guy sees a speck on the horizon, so he swims out there and it turns out to be a dinghy, cast adrift, and in the bottom of the boat is a beautiful woman, unconscious. He drags her to shore and brings her into his hut and slowly nurses her back health. Finally she is well enough to walk and she says to him "Thank you, thank you for saving my life. I don't know how I can ever repay you. I'll do anything for you, anything, just name it."
The guy thinks for a minute and says, "Would you mind taking my dog for a walk?"
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@crazyhounddog Start about 1:50 minutes in and watch to the end to get an idea of how Dynamo did it...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2Yx2hU9uv40
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It’s gotta be plexiglass under the water. What else could it be? He sure as hell isn’t walking on the water when he’s ankle deep.
Good trick👍
I collect coins AND I'm a Star Trek Fan.
Does that make me a Nerd?
Pete
YUP
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I kinda thought so..............................
Pete
Star Trek patches from the Captain Kirk era:
Suitable for the Galactic Federation, Space Patrol, Space Command, etc.
The Mysterious Egyptian Magic Coin
Coins in Movies
Coins on Television
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Spock found the captain’s log in the Enterprise toilet.
Fascinating! (typed with one eyebrow raised)
RMR: 'Wer, wenn ich schriee, hörte mich denn aus der Engel Ordnungen?'
CJ: 'No one!' [Ain't no angels in the coin biz]
Worded better here versus last weeks meek attempt, and for full disclosure to @PerryHall , it's not me, promise!
This is just so, so wrong.
Withholding the rest of my comment
I know a TON of jokes about retired people, but none of them really work.
Dave
My 1866 Philly Mint Set
This social distancing thing is getting silly. This might have worked for me 30 or 40 years ago.
I just warmed up a cold fish burrito on the hood on my car, yes it was delicious
That's why they have the drain in the floor!!
Now I understand why you are so attracted to error coins.
RMR: 'Wer, wenn ich schriee, hörte mich denn aus der Engel Ordnungen?'
CJ: 'No one!' [Ain't no angels in the coin biz]
Just going to the BAR, TY. (Thank You)
Love me some ZZ Top!
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Excellent guitar players!!
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Pete
I can make mine reach that far by folding it in half.
We need the "Disagree" button back.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
Voltaire: Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero.
Yea we do!
Some images appear greatly exaggerated in the mirror
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We need a 'groan' or 'get the hook' icon.
RMR: 'Wer, wenn ich schriee, hörte mich denn aus der Engel Ordnungen?'
CJ: 'No one!' [Ain't no angels in the coin biz]
Un-finished Self Portrait...?
Not meant as a political statement - just a funny skit by Johnny Carson
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company.
There's plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he's doing alright, but after a few months he gets lonely.
The pig starts to look more and more attractive, soft, pink flesh, round buttocks. But every time this poor guy makes an advance towards the pig, the Doberman snarls at him and once almost bit his leg.
Very frustrating.
One day the guy sees a speck on the horizon, so he swims out there and it turns out to be a dinghy, cast adrift, and in the bottom of the boat is a beautiful woman, unconscious. He drags her to shore and brings her into his hut and slowly nurses her back health. Finally she is well enough to walk and she says to him "Thank you, thank you for saving my life. I don't know how I can ever repay you. I'll do anything for you, anything, just name it."
The guy thinks for a minute and says, "Would you mind taking my dog for a walk?"
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
The Jolly Green Giant said " There ain't nothing like a good pea ".
Sh** Happens ...
I hate that when that happens! 😜
It's actually a long story .....
Super short version ..... I lost $40 in braided line but al least I got my $700 setup back from off the ocean bottom
"Groan" button definitely needed!
Smitten with DBLCs.
😉
Electric helicopter. No thank you.
Styling salon in Paris, France.
No doubt using some of the grease from KFC to get the hair to stay the way they want it!
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