Posts like this will get this thread shut down which would be a shame.
Edited to add---thanks for changing it and it was funny as hell but some here would find it objectionable.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
"I heard alcohol and sunlight kill Corona....so if you see me naked and drunk in the yard this weekend, I'm doing medical research!
Captivity day 65 for me!"
@marcmoish said:
"I heard alcohol and sunlight kill Corona....so if you see me naked and drunk in the yard this weekend, I'm doing medical research!
Captivity day 65 for me!"
Thanks for the warning.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
"I heard alcohol and sunlight kill Corona....so if you see me naked and drunk in the yard this weekend, I'm doing medical research!
Captivity day 65 for me!"
"I heard alcohol and sunlight kill Corona....so if you see me naked and drunk in the yard this weekend, I'm doing medical research!
Captivity day 65 for me!"
Going a little nuts, are we?
Not me, this was passed over to me, so I shared, thank goodness I am neither of those options
Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Maryland and the other to Miami. They agree to meet every ten years in Myrtle Beach to play golf and catch up with each other.
At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.
"Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why Hooters?"
"They have those gals with the cleavage, the tight shorts, and the gorgeous legs."
"You're on."
At age 42, they meet and play golf again.
"Where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Again? Why?"
"They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."
"OK."
At age 52 they meet and play again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters.
"Why?"
"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."
"OK."
At age 62 they meet again.
After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."
"Good choice"
At age 72 they meet again.
Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."
"Great choice."
At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Because we've never been there before."
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were "protecting."
Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf and mute person for this job. If he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing.
On his first week, the collector picks up over $40,000. He gets greedy, decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safe place. The Mafia soon realizes that their collection is late, and sends some of their hoods after the deaf and mute collector.
The hoods find the collector and ask him where the money is.
The deaf and mute collector can't communicate with them, so the Mafia drags the guy to an interpreter.
The Mafia hood says to the interpreter, "Ask him where da money is." The interpreter signs, "Where's the money?"
The dumb man signs back, "I don't know what you're talking about." The interpreter tells the hood, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The hood pulls out a .38 and places it in the ear of the collector. "Now ask him where the money is!"
The interpreter signs, "Where is the money? The deaf man signs back, "The $40,000 is in a tree stump in Central Park."
The interpreter says to the hood, "He says he still doesn't know what you're talking about, and doesn't think you have the guts to pull the trigger."
Comments
this is like the thread that keeps on giving.
kudos to our hosts for allowing it to run.
makes my day more cheerful.
Mine too!!!
Obviously never seen a cat jump. Believe me, if that cat truly wants that tree...those ornaments are dead.
Don't want one of those on my car window, especially with the wife present!
Maybe next winter...
Pacific Northwest Numismatic Association
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says 'Hey, why the long face?'
Dave
Lucky horse!! 🙂
So sorry. I thought it was funny.
Posts like this will get this thread shut down which would be a shame.
Edited to add---thanks for changing it and it was funny as hell but some here would find it objectionable.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
That's so old it farts dust.
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Bad transactions with : nobody to date
"I heard alcohol and sunlight kill Corona....so if you see me naked and drunk in the yard this weekend, I'm doing medical research!
Captivity day 65 for me!"
Thanks for the warning.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
Going a little nuts, are we?
Interesting scripture for sure
I use that product every day
Not me, this was passed over to me, so I shared, thank goodness I am neither of those options
Stay safe everyone,
Dave
Don't think I'll be doing any Covid Testing! 😂
If flying is so safe, why to they call the airport the “terminal?”
Lafayette Grading Set
To whomever stole my copy of Microsoft Office....I will find you, you have my word.
Dave
Golf tip for today.
Pete
Dave
I pondered going on an all almond diet, but that’s just nuts.
Dave
U.S. Type Set
Pete
Hitler has Coronavirus and he is MAD!
Books, photos, and slabs.
And what is a fire stick.?
Just a flash in a pan I'll never find?
@OPA Mixing 2 rather touchy subjects and posting it here could get this whole thread shut down.
I was referring to my homework.
My work load.
Muttering to myself as its heavy and cant buy supplies.
I'm at a stand still.
Want an apple teach?
Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Maryland and the other to Miami. They agree to meet every ten years in Myrtle Beach to play golf and catch up with each other.
At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.
"Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why Hooters?"
"They have those gals with the cleavage, the tight shorts, and the gorgeous legs."
"You're on."
At age 42, they meet and play golf again.
"Where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Again? Why?"
"They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."
"OK."
At age 52 they meet and play again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters.
"Why?"
"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."
"OK."
At age 62 they meet again.
After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."
"Good choice"
At age 72 they meet again.
Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."
"Great choice."
At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Because we've never been there before."
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were "protecting."
Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf and mute person for this job. If he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing.
On his first week, the collector picks up over $40,000. He gets greedy, decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safe place. The Mafia soon realizes that their collection is late, and sends some of their hoods after the deaf and mute collector.
The hoods find the collector and ask him where the money is.
The deaf and mute collector can't communicate with them, so the Mafia drags the guy to an interpreter.
The Mafia hood says to the interpreter, "Ask him where da money is." The interpreter signs, "Where's the money?"
The dumb man signs back, "I don't know what you're talking about." The interpreter tells the hood, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The hood pulls out a .38 and places it in the ear of the collector. "Now ask him where the money is!"
The interpreter signs, "Where is the money? The deaf man signs back, "The $40,000 is in a tree stump in Central Park."
The interpreter says to the hood, "He says he still doesn't know what you're talking about, and doesn't think you have the guts to pull the trigger."
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
This is just creepy!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qEc_jeGBVxs