The forum needs a little humor.

JWP · June 29, 2023 6:35PM

Just don't think this will end well - should of used Gorilla tape

JWP · June 29, 2023 6:36PM

emeraldATV · June 29, 2023 6:47PM

@JWP said:

@JWP said:

Polar bear...
Doppler ain't got nothing !

Prairie dog...
Now that's entertainment.

Lazybones · June 30, 2023 12:55AM

@Cranium_Basher73 said:

Ahh, but those are the brake and the clutch pedals.

Cranium_Basher73 · June 30, 2023 1:46AM

@Lazybones said:

@Cranium_Basher73 said:

Ahh, but those are the brake and the clutch pedals.

Blame it on the meme maker.

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PerryHall · June 30, 2023 5:04AM

@JWP said:

Dang, that looks good. I could probably get two meals out of that.

1630Boston · June 30, 2023 6:01AM

@PerryHall said:

@JWP said:

Dang, that looks good. I could probably get two meals out of that.

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Not if @asheland sees it first

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ricko · June 30, 2023 7:51AM

There it is.... Cheers, RickO

ricko · June 30, 2023 7:52AM

Cheers, RickO

marcmoish · June 30, 2023 9:15AM

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carabonnair · June 30, 2023 10:06AM

@1630Boston said:

JWP · June 30, 2023 3:47PM

JWP · June 30, 2023 3:50PM

DIY upgades for your Guest Bath

JWP · June 30, 2023 3:53PM

Just hit the shelf for the 4th of July cookouts

JWP · June 30, 2023 3:54PM

emeraldATV · July 1, 2023 3:43AM

This fanny photo is rated R

I thought it was... funny ?

JWP · July 1, 2023 5:48AM

A 1 time use grill

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ricko · July 1, 2023 6:05AM

Cheers, RickO

JWP · July 1, 2023 1:53PM

Smudge · July 1, 2023 2:41PM

@JWP said:

I want one.

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WAYNEAS · July 2, 2023 7:53AM

Wayne

WAYNEAS · July 2, 2023 8:01AM

Wayne

marcmoish · July 2, 2023 9:46AM

A golfer sliced a ball into a field of chickens, striking one of the hens and killing it instantly.
He was understandably upset and sought out the farmer.
“I’m sorry,” he said, “my terrible tee-shot hit one of your hens and killed it. Can I replace the hen?”
“I don’t know about that,” replied the farmer, mulling it over. “How many eggs a day do you lay?”

marcmoish · July 2, 2023 9:47AM

ricko · July 2, 2023 11:03AM

A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.
"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said." Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!" To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

Cheers, RickO

ricko · July 2, 2023 11:04AM

Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives. Finally Pete invited Larry to visit him in his new apartment.
"I've got a wife and three kids and I'd love to have you visit us."
"Great. Where do you live?"
"Here's the address. And there's plenty of parking behind the apartment. Park and come around to the front door, kick it open with your foot, go to the elevator and press the button with your left elbow, then enter! When you reach the sixth floor, go down the hall until you see my name on the door. Then press the doorbell with your right elbow and I'll let you in."
"Good. But tell me...what is all this business of kicking the front door open, then pressing elevator buttons with my right, then my left elbow?"
"Surely, you're not coming empty-handed

Cheers, RickO

ricko · July 2, 2023 11:06AM

There were two buddies, one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to his friend, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."
The buddy with the Doberman Pinscher says, "Just follow my lead."
They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman Pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses and he starts to walk in. The bouncer at the door says, "Sorry, mac, no pets allowed."
The man with the Doberman Pinscher says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye-dog."
The bouncer says, "A Doberman Pinscher?"
He answers, "Yes, they're using them now; they're very good and protect me from robbers, too."
The man at the door says, "Come on in."
The buddy with the Chihuahua figures, "What the heck," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in.
Once again the bouncer says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer at the door says, "A Chihuahua?"
The man with the Chihuahua says, "A Chihuahua?????? They gave me a Chihuahua?!"

Cheers, RickO

ricko · July 2, 2023 11:12AM

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home."

"Why?" asked somebody from the audience.

"I watched my wife's routine at dinner for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time.

One day I told her, 'Honey, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'

"Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked.

"Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 30 minutes to make dinner.

Now I do it in ten..."

Cheers, RickO

ricko · July 2, 2023 11:17AM

Life is a little easier for attractive people. Think about it: if a stranger smiles at you and theyre attractive, you think, Oh, theyre nice, but if a strangers ugly, youre like, What do they want? Get away from me, weirdo.

Cheers, RickO

ricko · July 2, 2023 11:21AM

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear.

He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.

He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step.

Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat.

Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.

The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another!"

Cheers, RickO

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emeraldATV · July 3, 2023 2:51AM

And crewzing in for the win is the other school .

emeraldATV · July 3, 2023 4:00AM

Jack ? ...Yo, Jack ! ...JOHNATHAN Nickelson ?

emeraldATV · July 3, 2023 4:17AM

I'm not Abel to see the humor, but Jack, you gotta admit, it makes cents in a funny kinda way.

The forum needs a little humor.

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