Jabornenick ? Whats that ?
.....................Don't know. Looks like dog crap to me.
Touch it !
......................What ?
Feel like dog crap ?
.......................Yup, feels like dog crap.
Smell it !
.......................What ?
Smell like dog crap ?
.......................AHH ! Yes it smells like dog crap.
Taste !
.......................HUH ?
Taste like dog crap ?
.......................</,x#!"] + , Yea ! It does taste like dog crap.
Hmmm, good thing we don't step in it.
Let's go eat. Got any money ?
.................... I think Dave gave me a quarter ? Let me check.
Looks like FEE FEE's been here. Here too ....and here !
. A boy's,... I think she's been here too ?
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.
"If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?"
"I'd have to say the living one."
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company.
They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the Department manager.
Upon completion of the test, both men missed only one of the questions.
The manager went to the first applicant and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the job to the other applicant."
"And why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions correct," asked the rejected applicant.
"We have based our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed," said the Department manager.
"And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?" the rejected applicant inquired.
"Simple," said the Department manager, "Your fellow applicant put down on question #5, 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Neither do I.'"
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USAF (Ret) The purpose of Bourbon is to make you feel like you should feel WITHOUT Bourbon. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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Jabornenick ? Whats that ?
A boy's,... I think she's been here too ?
.....................Don't know. Looks like dog crap to me.
Touch it !
......................What ?
Feel like dog crap ?
.......................Yup, feels like dog crap.
Smell it !
.......................What ?
Smell like dog crap ?
.......................AHH ! Yes it smells like dog crap.
Taste !
.......................HUH ?
Taste like dog crap ?
.......................</,x#!"] + , Yea ! It does taste like dog crap.
Hmmm, good thing we don't step in it.
Let's go eat. Got any money ?
.................... I think Dave gave me a quarter ? Let me check.
Looks like FEE FEE's been here. Here too ....and here !
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Shouldn't it be "Peppah" spray?
USAF (Ret) The purpose of Bourbon is to make you feel like you should feel WITHOUT Bourbon. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
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@1630Boston
I'm going up to Seabrook to Markey's on Saturday for lobstahs and steamahs.
USAF (Ret) The purpose of Bourbon is to make you feel like you should feel WITHOUT Bourbon. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
...and rings
USAF (Ret) The purpose of Bourbon is to make you feel like you should feel WITHOUT Bourbon. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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Cheers, RickO
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.
"If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?"
"I'd have to say the living one."
Cheers, RickO
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He said nightlight not BUD LIGHT Kid Rock!!
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company.
They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the Department manager.
Upon completion of the test, both men missed only one of the questions.
The manager went to the first applicant and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the job to the other applicant."
"And why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions correct," asked the rejected applicant.
"We have based our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed," said the Department manager.
"And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?" the rejected applicant inquired.
"Simple," said the Department manager, "Your fellow applicant put down on question #5, 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Neither do I.'"
Cheers, RickO
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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