USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had broken in to his car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, steering wheel, break pedal, even the accelerator," he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could get under way the phone rang a second time, with the same voice came over the line. "Never mind," said the drunk with a hiccup, "I got in the backseat by mistake.
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her young students about Noah and the ark. She asked them what they thought Noah may have done to pass the time in the ark for forty years. After waiting a few moments, the teacher suggested, “Maybe he did a lot of fishing. How about that?”One little boy gave her a funny look and said, “I don't think so. It’s kinda hard to fish with just two worms!”
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking,
their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.
'I got a cookbook once,' said one, 'but I could never do anything with it.'
'Too much fancy work in it, eh?' asked the other.
'You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way --
'Take a clean dish...''
A man walks into a bar, sits down and asks the bartender,"If I
show you something truly amazing, will you let me drink for free
for the rest of the night?"
"It would have to be something really spectacular."
The man picks up a box, places on the bar, opens it, and there
inside is a man, no more than a foot tall with a small piano,
playing classical music.
In total disbelief the bartender says, "You can have free drinks
for the rest of the night, but only if you tell me where you got this!"
"In the alley behind your bar there's a genie granting wishes...
for free."
The bartender flies out the back door. A few minutes later loud
quacking erupts in the alley. The bartender rushes back in and
quickly shuts the door on a flood of ducks.
"That genie must be hard of hearing. After I asked for a million
bucks, these ducks appeared... by the thousands."
With a slight chuckle the man says, "Did you really think I
wished of a 12-inch pianist?"
A couple discusses the future...
Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Husband: Definitely not!
W: Why not? Don't you like being married?
H: Of course I do.
W: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
H: Okay, okay. I'd get married again.
W: You would?" (with a hurt look)
H: (audible groan)
W: Would you live in our house?
H: Sure, it's a great house.
W: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
H: Where else would we sleep?
W: Would you let her drive my car?
H: Probably, it's almost new.
W: Would you take her golfing with you?
H: Yes. Those are always good times.
W: Would she use my clubs?
H: No. She's left-handed.... Oops!
No way that can be real. It's got to be a spoof of some kind.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER..
A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
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@Cranium_Basher73- That's to funny! LoL!! 😂
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Not yet, he can't. The answer has 2 solutions. X = 4 or X = -4
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USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had broken in to his car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, steering wheel, break pedal, even the accelerator," he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could get under way the phone rang a second time, with the same voice came over the line. "Never mind," said the drunk with a hiccup, "I got in the backseat by mistake.
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
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The chickens saying goodbye to a friend
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Damn inflation ................
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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A Sunday school teacher was teaching her young students about Noah and the ark. She asked them what they thought Noah may have done to pass the time in the ark for forty years. After waiting a few moments, the teacher suggested, “Maybe he did a lot of fishing. How about that?”One little boy gave her a funny look and said, “I don't think so. It’s kinda hard to fish with just two worms!”
Cheers, RickO
Me: I taught my dog to play chess.
Friend: He must be very smart?
Me: Not really, I beat him two games out of three!
Cheers, RickO
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking,
their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.
'I got a cookbook once,' said one, 'but I could never do anything with it.'
'Too much fancy work in it, eh?' asked the other.
'You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way --
'Take a clean dish...''
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
A man walks into a bar, sits down and asks the bartender,"If I
show you something truly amazing, will you let me drink for free
for the rest of the night?"
"It would have to be something really spectacular."
The man picks up a box, places on the bar, opens it, and there
inside is a man, no more than a foot tall with a small piano,
playing classical music.
In total disbelief the bartender says, "You can have free drinks
for the rest of the night, but only if you tell me where you got this!"
"In the alley behind your bar there's a genie granting wishes...
for free."
The bartender flies out the back door. A few minutes later loud
quacking erupts in the alley. The bartender rushes back in and
quickly shuts the door on a flood of ducks.
"That genie must be hard of hearing. After I asked for a million
bucks, these ducks appeared... by the thousands."
With a slight chuckle the man says, "Did you really think I
wished of a 12-inch pianist?"
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A couple discusses the future...
Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Husband: Definitely not!
W: Why not? Don't you like being married?
H: Of course I do.
W: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
H: Okay, okay. I'd get married again.
W: You would?" (with a hurt look)
H: (audible groan)
W: Would you live in our house?
H: Sure, it's a great house.
W: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
H: Where else would we sleep?
W: Would you let her drive my car?
H: Probably, it's almost new.
W: Would you take her golfing with you?
H: Yes. Those are always good times.
W: Would she use my clubs?
H: No. She's left-handed.... Oops!
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OMG...NOOOOOOO!!
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
No way that can be real. It's got to be a spoof of some kind.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER..
A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
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@braddick
That could be the dumbest (joke) ever. Someone was bored that day!