The forum needs a little humor.

JWP · February 12, 2023 6:27AM

marcmoish · February 12, 2023 12:23PM

From a respected Japanese physician

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste time on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; its like saying you extend life of a car by driving faster. Want to live longer?
Take nap.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Fruit very good. Brandy distilled wine, that means they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Grain good too.
Bottoms up!

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of one, sorry.
My philosophy: No pain...good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil.
How getting more vegetable be bad?

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable!
It best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.

Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

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I love these guys

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WillieBoyd2 · February 12, 2023 5:11PM

News headline:
Firm fined after 2 workers fall into chocolate vat

Is this heaven?
No, it's Hersheys.

pocketpiececommems · February 12, 2023 6:15PM

@JWP said:

If this pilot shoots down 4 more balloon he/she will be an Ace 😎

JWP · February 12, 2023 6:21PM

@WillieBoyd2 said:
News headline:
Firm fined after 2 workers fall into chocolate vat

Is this heaven?
No, it's Hersheys.

@WillieBoyd2 you have to believe that it was really Willie Wonka

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JWP · February 13, 2023 4:23AM

A roofer was called to fix a leaking roof, and this is the new roof

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seatedlib3991 · February 13, 2023 8:57AM

I must admit, until this weekend I have given this thread very little attention. I usually scroll past all the pictures to see if there is a dumb joke to tell my wife.
I was shocked to discover that this cranium_basher person is basically running his own private misogyny hate speak war against women. Don't take my word for it. Do what I did and go back and look at the endless diatribe of semi porno, all females are evil posts. Just imagine putting any one of them on the website where you work. If you don't get it don't worry, human resources would be happy to explain it to you as they escorted you from the building.
I have very little contact with other collectors. I don't know, maybe this basher guy is how you all think. I hope if some female ever sees this thread she will know that I like, love and honor the women in my life; and I RESPECT other women as people not monsters.
I will have to consider whether I should have anything to do with this website in the future.
they say for evil to happen all it takes is for the good people to remain silent.

ironmanl63 · February 13, 2023 9:09AM

@seatedlib3991 said:
I must admit, until this weekend I have given this thread very little attention. I usually scroll past all the pictures to see if there is a dumb joke to tell my wife.
I was shocked to discover that this cranium_basher person is basically running his own private misogyny hate speak war against women. Don't take my word for it. Do what I did and go back and look at the endless diatribe of semi porno, all females are evil posts. Just imagine putting any one of them on the website where you work. If you don't get it don't worry, human resources would be happy to explain it to you as they escorted you from the building.
I have very little contact with other collectors. I don't know, maybe this basher guy is how you all think. I hope if some female ever sees this thread she will know that I like, love and honor the women in my life; and I RESPECT other women as people not monsters.
I will have to consider whether I should have anything to do with this website in the future.
they say for evil to happen all it takes is for the good people to remain silent.

Lighten up. Comedy.

PerryHall · February 13, 2023 9:29AM

@seatedlib3991 said:
I must admit, until this weekend I have given this thread very little attention. I usually scroll past all the pictures to see if there is a dumb joke to tell my wife.
I was shocked to discover that this cranium_basher person is basically running his own private misogyny hate speak war against women. Don't take my word for it. Do what I did and go back and look at the endless diatribe of semi porno, all females are evil posts. Just imagine putting any one of them on the website where you work. If you don't get it don't worry, human resources would be happy to explain it to you as they escorted you from the building.
I have very little contact with other collectors. I don't know, maybe this basher guy is how you all think. I hope if some female ever sees this thread she will know that I like, love and honor the women in my life; and I RESPECT other women as people not monsters.
I will have to consider whether I should have anything to do with this website in the future.
they say for evil to happen all it takes is for the good people to remain silent.

There's a way to block/hide the posts from any specific forum member that you don't care to read. Suggest that you use it.

ricko · February 13, 2023 10:08AM

Cheers, RickO

Lostintranslation · February 13, 2023 10:08AM

@seatedlib3991 said:
I must admit, until this weekend I have given this thread very little attention. I usually scroll past all the pictures to see if there is a dumb joke to tell my wife.
I was shocked to discover that this cranium_basher person is basically running his own private misogyny hate speak war against women. Don't take my word for it. Do what I did and go back and look at the endless diatribe of semi porno, all females are evil posts. Just imagine putting any one of them on the website where you work. If you don't get it don't worry, human resources would be happy to explain it to you as they escorted you from the building.
I have very little contact with other collectors. I don't know, maybe this basher guy is how you all think. I hope if some female ever sees this thread she will know that I like, love and honor the women in my life; and I RESPECT other women as people not monsters.
I will have to consider whether I should have anything to do with this website in the future.
they say for evil to happen all it takes is for the good people to remain silent.

I would agree on some points of your comments. But you must realize that some posters are younger or from different backgrounds and have a different sense of humor. Also, some posters seem to want to run up their post count. There is a way to block anyone if you are offended. Or just bypass the "funny section" altogether. I wouldn't waster my time stewing over it. Many of these posts are incredibly funny.

ricko · February 13, 2023 10:58AM

Several cannibals were recently hired by Talk America.

"You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees."

The cannibals promised to be good. Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads no.

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"

A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to go and eat the secretary!"

Cheers, RickO

ricko · February 13, 2023 11:25AM

Cheers, RickO

marcmoish · February 13, 2023 12:34PM

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the rabbit, “What'll ya have?”
The rabbit says, “I dunno. I'm only here because of Autocorrect.”

seatedlib3991 · February 13, 2023 3:30PM

Yes ironman. Everyone knows insults and degrading comments are the height of comedic taste.
My wife had only one question. Does this site have moderators? I told her I think it does.
She said then that is the same as promoting something and that ANY woman in the world could sue PCGS for promoting systemic sexism. The only problem their lawyer would have would be deciding how many zeros to put in their claim.
Me. I am just a coin collector. there are people who obviously don't know this, but this is actually suppose to be a place to discuss coins. Not a no girls allowed club house for losers who can't get laid. Comedy ironman.

ms70 · February 13, 2023 3:32PM

@seatedlib3991 said:
Yes ironman. Everyone knows insults and degrading comments are the height of comedic taste.
My wife had only one question. Does this site have moderators? I told her I think it does.
She said then that is the same as promoting something and that ANY woman in the world could sue PCGS for promoting systemic sexism. The only problem their lawyer would have would be deciding how many zeros to put in their claim.
Me. I am just a coin collector. there are people who obviously don't know this, but this is actually suppose to be a place to discuss coins. Not a no girls allowed club house for losers who can't get laid. Comedy ironman.

Go away.

PerryHall · February 13, 2023 4:24PM

@seatedlib3991 This is a very popular thread with a lot of participation. If you don't like the jokes, don't open the thread. If you don't like the jokes from a specific person, just block them and you won't see what they post.

braddick · February 13, 2023 5:30PM

ironmanl63 · February 13, 2023 5:48PM

@seatedlib3991 said:
Yes ironman. Everyone knows insults and degrading comments are the height of comedic taste.
My wife had only one question. Does this site have moderators? I told her I think it does.
She said then that is the same as promoting something and that ANY woman in the world could sue PCGS for promoting systemic sexism. The only problem their lawyer would have would be deciding how many zeros to put in their claim.
Me. I am just a coin collector. there are people who obviously don't know this, but this is actually suppose to be a place to discuss coins. Not a no girls allowed club house for losers who can't get laid. Comedy ironman.

Wow!

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