A couple, both age 76, went to a sex therapist’s office.
The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?”
The man said, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?” The doctor looked puzzled but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse,” and charged them $100.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, “Just exactly what are you trying to find out?”
The old man said, “We’re not trying to find out anything.
She’s married and we can’t go to her house, I’m married, and we can’t go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $150; the Hilton charges $180.
We do it here for $100 and I get $74 back from my health plan.”
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older.
One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I was taking it out or putting it away."
The second lady said, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs, and I can't remember whether I was on my way up, or on my way down."
The third lady chimed in, "Well, I'm glad I don't have those problems. Knock on wood." With that, she rapped her knuckles on the table, then said, "That must be the door. I'll get it."
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So what happened when the optometrist fell into the lens-grinding machine?
He made a spectacle of himself. (ba-boom, i'll be here all night)
Deserves a face palm..........
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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Fred flintstone's new ride
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Ah yes, clock calculus. AKA advanced math.
A couple, both age 76, went to a sex therapist’s office.
The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?”
The man said, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?” The doctor looked puzzled but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse,” and charged them $100.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, “Just exactly what are you trying to find out?”
The old man said, “We’re not trying to find out anything.
She’s married and we can’t go to her house, I’m married, and we can’t go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $150; the Hilton charges $180.
We do it here for $100 and I get $74 back from my health plan.”
Cheers, RickO
Pete
Count me out - no parachute - no airbag - no barf bag- & no DEPENDS
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Cheers, RickO
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Winter Voodoo Doll
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Great transactions with oih82w8, JasonGaming, Moose1913.
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I'm ashamed.........I never saw that @ms70
it is great.....thanks for posting it on GH Day
boston
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Bad transactions with : nobody to date
of the towel? Ewww
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Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older.
One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I was taking it out or putting it away."
The second lady said, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs, and I can't remember whether I was on my way up, or on my way down."
The third lady chimed in, "Well, I'm glad I don't have those problems. Knock on wood." With that, she rapped her knuckles on the table, then said, "That must be the door. I'll get it."
Cheers, RickO
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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