Nothing. @1630Boston knows our station in life. @Smuge —That name rings out! @Watchtower—somewhat, but half or less of the rich do that or want half or less of your pennies, whichever comes first.
Between posing and answering, I carried $13,000 of deck lumber two hundred feet down a rocky, stumpy path, drank a Jai-Alai, and fired two bowls of select with the deliverers. Sorry for the delay.
This is a great riddle. I could not formulate a guess when I learned it, though:
You come to a fork in the path
One way you live,
One way you die.
There are two men there.
One is a liar,
One is honest.
You can ask one question. One question, not two, one.
You can ask either man the one question that you can ask
Council: I wish that I had not learned the answer, so that I could ponder until I got it.
It’s not hard.
One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate. The next thing she knew, she was hit in the eye and knocked out cold.
An officer was sent to her house to investigate, and he returned 1-1/2 hours later with a black eye.
"Did you get hit by the same person?" his captain asked.
"No," he replied. "I stepped on the same rake."
@JWP .... Reference your Gilligan's Island post... That is when the Professor invented the solar battery recharger... Plenty of sun there... Cheers, RickO
An elderly Italian man living alone in New Jersey wanted to plant his annual tomato garden since the snow had melted, but it was very difficult work, since the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
“Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year.
I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.
I know if you were here my troubles would be over.
I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa”
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie
At 4 AM the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
“Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie”
LOS ANGELES, CA — A frightened young boy refused to go to sleep last night until his mother checked underneath the bed to see if Madonna was lurking there. The boy, Trevor Birch, stayed up late Sunday night and accidentally caught a glimpse of the "Like a Virgin" singer, giving him horrific night terrors ever since.
"He's really been terrified since seeing her face," said Trevor's mother, Amy. "It really was an accident. We weren't even watching the Grammys — I mean, let's face it, who does? But during the 10 o'clock news, they showed a brief shot of Madonna. Trevor has been mentally scarred ever since."
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My daughter happened to come into my office when Cranium_Bashers latest witty cartoon
was on the screen. She made the funniest joke. "So is that guys REAL name Bryan Kohbrerger?" LOL
The "F" Word...
When is "@#$%" or "@#$%ing" acceptable?
There are only 11 times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows in DESCENDING order.
11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?" Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.
10. "What the @#$% was that?" Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945.
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" George Custer, 1877.
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." Albert Einstein, 1938.
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" Picasso, 1926.
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" Pythagoras, 126 BC.
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" Michelangelo, 1566.
4. "Where the @#$% are we?" Amelia Earhart, 1937.
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" Noah, 4314 BC.
2. "Aw come on Monica. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" Bill Clinton, 1998.
... and the winner is ...
1. "There is no @#$%ing way Trump will ever become President!" Hillary Clinton 2016.
While carpenters were working outside the old house I had just bought, I busied myself with indoor cleaning. I had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the bathroom.
With dismay I looked from his muddy boots to my newly scrubbed floors. Just a minute, I said, thinking of a quick solution. I'll put down newspapers.
That's all right, lady, he responded. I'm already trained.
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What does a poor man have that a rich man wants? (riddle, wait a bit)
Does it begin with an "N" @Fraz ?
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So the poor man has a riddle and the rich guy wants it? I waited a bit and i still don't get it???
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Nothing.
Every single penny that poor man has!
Nothing.
@1630Boston knows our station in life. @Smuge —That name rings out! @Watchtower—somewhat, but half or less of the rich do that or want half or less of your pennies, whichever comes first.
Between posing and answering, I carried $13,000 of deck lumber two hundred feet down a rocky, stumpy path, drank a Jai-Alai, and fired two bowls of select with the deliverers. Sorry for the delay.
This is a great riddle. I could not formulate a guess when I learned it, though:
You come to a fork in the path
One way you live,
One way you die.
There are two men there.
One is a liar,
One is honest.
You can ask one question. One question, not two, one.
You can ask either man the one question that you can ask
Council: I wish that I had not learned the answer, so that I could ponder until I got it.
It’s not hard.
One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate. The next thing she knew, she was hit in the eye and knocked out cold.
An officer was sent to her house to investigate, and he returned 1-1/2 hours later with a black eye.
"Did you get hit by the same person?" his captain asked.
"No," he replied. "I stepped on the same rake."
Cheers, RickO
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Successful BST transactions with....Coinslave87, ChrisH821, Walkerguy21D, SanctionII.......................Received "You Suck" award 02/18/23
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@JWP .... Reference your Gilligan's Island post... That is when the Professor invented the solar battery recharger... Plenty of sun there...
Cheers, RickO
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Bad transactions with : nobody to date
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just remember if she doesn't like it, it's yours
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Lots of men want to arrange their wife’s funeral.
An elderly Italian man living alone in New Jersey wanted to plant his annual tomato garden since the snow had melted, but it was very difficult work, since the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
“Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year.
I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.
I know if you were here my troubles would be over.
I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa”
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie
At 4 AM the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
“Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie”
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Bad transactions with : nobody to date
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
In whatever the Nigerian currency is called....
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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Scared Child Asks Mother To Check Under The Bed For Madonna
https://babylonbee.com/news/scared-child-asks-father-to-check-under-the-bed-for-madonna
LOS ANGELES, CA — A frightened young boy refused to go to sleep last night until his mother checked underneath the bed to see if Madonna was lurking there. The boy, Trevor Birch, stayed up late Sunday night and accidentally caught a glimpse of the "Like a Virgin" singer, giving him horrific night terrors ever since.
"He's really been terrified since seeing her face," said Trevor's mother, Amy. "It really was an accident. We weren't even watching the Grammys — I mean, let's face it, who does? But during the 10 o'clock news, they showed a brief shot of Madonna. Trevor has been mentally scarred ever since."
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My daughter happened to come into my office when Cranium_Bashers latest witty cartoon
was on the screen. She made the funniest joke. "So is that guys REAL name Bryan Kohbrerger?" LOL
HUSBAND: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
WIFE: I clean the toilet.
HUSBAND: How does that help?
WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
Cheers, RickO
The "F" Word...
When is "@#$%" or "@#$%ing" acceptable?
There are only 11 times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows in DESCENDING order.
11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?" Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.
10. "What the @#$% was that?" Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945.
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" George Custer, 1877.
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." Albert Einstein, 1938.
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" Picasso, 1926.
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" Pythagoras, 126 BC.
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" Michelangelo, 1566.
4. "Where the @#$% are we?" Amelia Earhart, 1937.
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" Noah, 4314 BC.
2. "Aw come on Monica. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" Bill Clinton, 1998.
... and the winner is ...
1. "There is no @#$%ing way Trump will ever become President!" Hillary Clinton 2016.
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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While carpenters were working outside the old house I had just bought, I busied myself with indoor cleaning. I had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the bathroom.
With dismay I looked from his muddy boots to my newly scrubbed floors. Just a minute, I said, thinking of a quick solution. I'll put down newspapers.
That's all right, lady, he responded. I'm already trained.
Cheers, RickO
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