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  • ricko
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    Cheers, RickO

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  • JWP
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    He is looking for his other sandle and crutch.

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    The EGG problem has been solved

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  • ricko
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    Cheers, RickO

  • ricko
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    An couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the ship watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the man overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find him. So the captain sent the woman back to shore with the promise that he would notify her as soon as they found something.
    Three weeks went by and finally the woman got a fax from the ship. It read: "Ma'am, sorry to inform you, we found your husband dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled him up to the deck and attached to his back end was an oyster and inside the oyster was a pearl worth $50,000....please advise."
    The woman faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."

    Cheers, RickO

  • ricko
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    A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here so you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides it says in the Bible that the man should do the coffee. "Husband replies, "I can't believe that! Show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, "HEBREWS."

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  • Coinscratch
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    @ricko said:
    A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said,

    If you buy a Keurig I’ll make your coffee stiff every morning.

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    @JWP said:

    It should be the "CDO Club". That puts the letters in the right order.

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  • Lazybones
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    USAF (Ret) The purpose of Bourbon is to make you feel like you should feel WITHOUT Bourbon. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.

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  • PerryHall
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    @JWP said:

    Not true. The actors in the old black and white movies knew the top light was the red one and the bottom light was the green one. ;)

    Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
    "Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
    "Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire

  • stawick
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    @JWP said:

    Makes me think it met the bizness end of an A-10 Warthog!! >:)

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