Larry's barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company.
Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand, and I want my money."
The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute. Insurance doesn't work quite like that. An independent adjuster will assess the value of what was insured, and then we'll provide you with a new barn of similar worth."
There was a long pause, and then Susan replied, "If that's how it works, then I want to cancel the life insurance policy on my husband."
@pocketpiececommems ... I have no idea... saw it online and thought it was funny. I do not watch or follow any ball sports. Waste of productive time IMO. If they would leave the dang ball alone, there would be no issue. Cheers, RickO
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license.
First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test.
The optician showed him a card with the letters.
‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’
“Can you read this?” the optician asked.
“Read it?” the Polish guy replied. “I know the guy.”
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license.
First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test.
The optician showed him a card with the letters.
‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’
“Can you read this?” the optician asked.
“Read it?” the Polish guy replied. “I know the guy.”
Being a person of Polish descent, I must've heard EVERY one of these jokes at least a dozen times.
...
I STILL dont get some of them.
i do believe the short people are called, uh, kids. - and yes, when they are young, they have almost no standards. it is one of the things that makes em cute and at risk.
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".
Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows".
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those"?
The Aussie asks with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?
i think i haven't posted this in a while. it is what happens when you are multi-tabbing and you type an item number into the bid box on ebay. thankfully ebay had my back, this time. LOL
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Cheers, RickO
Larry's barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company.
Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand, and I want my money."
The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute. Insurance doesn't work quite like that. An independent adjuster will assess the value of what was insured, and then we'll provide you with a new barn of similar worth."
There was a long pause, and then Susan replied, "If that's how it works, then I want to cancel the life insurance policy on my husband."
Cheers, RickO
Another great picture for our next Pareidolia client!! 🤣 😂
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Was that a picture from the Monday night playoff game😹😹
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@pocketpiececommems ... I have no idea... saw it online and thought it was funny. I do not watch or follow any ball sports. Waste of productive time IMO. If they would leave the dang ball alone, there would be no issue. Cheers, RickO
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3 legged chicken pie
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I want to meet this frog!
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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license.
First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test.
The optician showed him a card with the letters.
‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’
“Can you read this?” the optician asked.
“Read it?” the Polish guy replied. “I know the guy.”
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Being a person of Polish descent, I must've heard EVERY one of these jokes at least a dozen times.
...
I STILL dont get some of them.
funny AND cute vid for the day. do dogs respond well to electric blankets?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpp6-a3ckaM
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i do believe the short people are called, uh, kids. - and yes, when they are young, they have almost no standards. it is one of the things that makes em cute and at risk.
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How long until it's ready?
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well crap. i cannot post the cat vid above w/o posting this one. they've been around for a long time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
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A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".
Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows".
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those"?
The Aussie asks with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?
Cheers, RickO
A woman met her husband at the train station after work for the ride home. He looked haggard, so she asked, "Rough day?"
"You bet it was," he groaned. "Our computers were down, and we had to think all day long."
Cheers, RickO
the cat in the oven?
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Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
i'm thinking of calling this particular dish, catsketti. it is an odd dish though as you don't eat it, just rub your face in it !!
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i think i haven't posted this in a while. it is what happens when you are multi-tabbing and you type an item number into the bid box on ebay. thankfully ebay had my back, this time. LOL
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How long will it take them to grade those eggs?
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But that's a river run Smallmouth! (The fish that is)
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
"M4 Sherman used for target practice "
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
hehe,
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Always wondered where "ARGENTINIAN STYLE BOMBON SAUSAGE" came from -
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
I think it needs a little dick tape too
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OOPS
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