A nice elderly man who is a bit hard of hearing visits a doctor, and is complaining of chest pains.
The doctor tells him what to do and sends him on his way.
A few weeks go by, and the doctor sees the old man walking through the park holding hands with a young, beautiful woman and is just nothing but smiles.
The doctor approaches the old man and says, "Well, you look much better than the last time I saw you."
The old man say, "Well, I took your advice. You told me to get a hot mama and be cheerful!"
The doctor shakes his head and says, "No, I told you, 'You have a heart murmur, be careful!' "
And to think people sometimes wonder why there are not more women engaged in their hobby. Enough with the misogynistic jokes already. This is not 1950,
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
@horseyride said:
And to think people sometimes wonder why there are not more women engaged in their hobby. Enough with the misogynistic jokes already. This is not 1950,
It's called a sense of humor and maybe you can buy one on eBay.
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Cheers, RickO
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A nice elderly man who is a bit hard of hearing visits a doctor, and is complaining of chest pains.
The doctor tells him what to do and sends him on his way.
A few weeks go by, and the doctor sees the old man walking through the park holding hands with a young, beautiful woman and is just nothing but smiles.
The doctor approaches the old man and says, "Well, you look much better than the last time I saw you."
The old man say, "Well, I took your advice. You told me to get a hot mama and be cheerful!"
The doctor shakes his head and says, "No, I told you, 'You have a heart murmur, be careful!' "
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
guilty as charged!
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well this is a long one but if you are a fan of chris farley, you should know it well !
Cheers, RickO
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Lawyer: "I got good news and bad news."
Client: "What's the bad news?"
Lawyer: "Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene."
Client: "Damn! What's the good news?"
Lawyer: "Your cholesterol is down to 140.”
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And to think people sometimes wonder why there are not more women engaged in their hobby. Enough with the misogynistic jokes already. This is not 1950,
No one told you to tune in to this channel.
USAF (Ret) The purpose of Bourbon is to make you feel like you should feel WITHOUT Bourbon. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
I like this thread so let's not get it shut down.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
said like an inmate behind bars
It's called a sense of humor and maybe you can buy one on eBay.
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Some real improvement in 4000 years...
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Somewhere Edward VIII is laughing.
The Mysterious Egyptian Magic Coin
Coins in Movies
Coins on Television
When you're fighting a lion in the river and you both see a crocodile...
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Disclaimer: I'm not a dealer, trader, grader, investor or professional numismatist. I'm just a hobbyist. (To protect me but mostly you! 🤣 )
Usually how my TPG package usually looks when delivered ........
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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Found actual footage of it being delivered...
https://youtu.be/7YrpmZFixp0
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.