Since were on sex education, lets talk about Planning a family.
A mythilogical flying creature such as... the Storke, brings the babbies.
Can anyone name the creature that prevents the babbies ?
Sally ? Ruth ?
Ok, Mr Capastrano, please tell the class what you just whispered.
I said , I just gotta go, my bus is here.
Your dismissed, Anyone...anyone.
A woman was at a casting call and she overheard an Asian man say “they all look the same” and the woman spoke up and said “that is so racist”. The Asian man said “blonde is not a race”. The woman spoke up and said “but I thought all Japanese guys liked blonde women”. The Asian man says “I’m Philippine”. The woman says I didn’t ask you your name, duh!
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Grandfather, how are Indian nation children named ?
Well, when your sister was born, rain was falling. So she was named Running Water.
When your brother was born, the flap on top of tent was missing, so he was named Sun Roof.
Why do you ask Hole in Firerock ?
We are still battling the COVID-19 and the next thing is here already.
Virologists have identified a new Nile virus - type C.
It appears to target those who were born between 1930 & 1970.
The symptoms include:
1. To send the same message twice.
2. To send a blank message.
3. To send a message to the wrong person.
4. To send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. To forget to attach the attachment.
6. To hit SEND before you've finished.
7. To hit DELETE instead of SEND.
8. To SEND when you should DELETE.
It is called the C-NILE virus!
And if you cannot admit to doing the above, you have obviously caught the mutated strain: the D-NILE virus.
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
Captain - Steady as she goes...
Now why were you fellows put in the brigg last night.
Crew : At the Officers Club, those fly boys called us a U tube.
So we called them baby twitters. Well then the alfa boys ( they didn't like that ) came in ...Sir !
It is late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.
But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service, and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"
"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at the weather service responded.
So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.
A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"
"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."
The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.
Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen."
"How can you be so sure?" the chief asked.
The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting crazy amounts of firewood."
@marcmoish said:
It is late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.
But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service, and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"
"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at the weather service responded.
So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.
A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"
"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."
The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.
Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen."
"How can you be so sure?" the chief asked.
The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting crazy amounts of firewood."
Good one.
It's funnier now with winter approaching than when it was originally posted in may. LOL
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Cheers, RickO
Ya know ...that could be Peppy,s girlfriend on that billboard above us.
Which one ? The Pussy cat he painted.
No , Which billboard ?
Relax it<s not a.....
squirrel.....squirrel...go,.. go, get um pal.
Since were on sex education, lets talk about Planning a family.
A mythilogical flying creature such as... the Storke, brings the babbies.
Can anyone name the creature that prevents the babbies ?
Sally ? Ruth ?
Ok, Mr Capastrano, please tell the class what you just whispered.
I said , I just gotta go, my bus is here.
Your dismissed, Anyone...anyone.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
STOP!!
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A woman was at a casting call and she overheard an Asian man say “they all look the same” and the woman spoke up and said “that is so racist”. The Asian man said “blonde is not a race”. The woman spoke up and said “but I thought all Japanese guys liked blonde women”. The Asian man says “I’m Philippine”. The woman says I didn’t ask you your name, duh!
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Well CRAP! Literally...........
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Do you realize this is probably a multimillion dollar idea?????????? I'm too lazy, just give me a 10% cut............
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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Grandfather, how are Indian nation children named ?
Well, when your sister was born, rain was falling. So she was named Running Water.
When your brother was born, the flap on top of tent was missing, so he was named Sun Roof.
Why do you ask Hole in Firerock ?
We are still battling the COVID-19 and the next thing is here already.
Virologists have identified a new Nile virus - type C.
It appears to target those who were born between 1930 & 1970.
The symptoms include:
1. To send the same message twice.
2. To send a blank message.
3. To send a message to the wrong person.
4. To send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. To forget to attach the attachment.
6. To hit SEND before you've finished.
7. To hit DELETE instead of SEND.
8. To SEND when you should DELETE.
It is called the C-NILE virus!
And if you cannot admit to doing the above, you have obviously caught the mutated strain: the D-NILE virus.
@marcmoish
I resent that post! And further, I don't appr
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
^ unfortunately mine is: did I really just say that?
Captain - Steady as she goes...
Now why were you fellows put in the brigg last night.
Crew : At the Officers Club, those fly boys called us a U tube.
So we called them baby twitters. Well then the alfa boys ( they didn't like that ) came in ...Sir !
Cheers, RickO
It is late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.
But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service, and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"
"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at the weather service responded.
So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.
A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"
"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."
The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.
Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen."
"How can you be so sure?" the chief asked.
The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting crazy amounts of firewood."
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When a man who is honestly mistaken hears the truth, he will either quit being mistaken or cease to be honest....Abraham Lincoln
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Good one.
It's funnier now with winter approaching than when it was originally posted in may. LOL
Edit Oh, all right. Actually don't find it that bad, but.....
This was a great thread while it lasted.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.