The forum needs a little humor.

emeraldATV · September 8, 2021 6:14PM

Thank you Denise.
Wow ! A Wilson hat for a cent.

bearcave · September 8, 2021 7:00PM

emeraldATV · September 9, 2021 12:02AM

That was an ez passage way.

What? You put the trash in the bucket!

ifthevamzarockin · September 9, 2021 12:08AM

emeraldATV · September 9, 2021 12:32AM

It is funny for one reason, this a Family Circle episode from when I was...???
As the family pulled through the toll booth, the children threw all the trash into the coin bucket .
So the credit goes to The Family Circle Comics.

ifthevamzarockin · September 9, 2021 12:45AM

1630Boston · September 9, 2021 5:01AM

balancing my check book
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hammer1 · September 9, 2021 6:21AM

bearcave · September 9, 2021 6:35AM

@1630Boston said:
balancing my check book
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😮 😁

ricko · September 9, 2021 7:08AM

Cheers, RickO

ricko · September 9, 2021 7:09AM

Cheers, RickO

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ricko · September 9, 2021 7:29AM

One day an "old" German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he’s lost.
Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old German Shepherd thinks...
“Oh, oh! I’m in deep doo-doo now!”
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.
Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly...
“Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?”
Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.
“Whew!,” says the panther...“That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!”
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther.
So, off he goes.
The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.
The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says...
“Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what’s going to happen to that conniving canine!”
Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks...
“What am I going to do now?”
But, instead of running, the old dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn’t seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old dog says…
“Where’s that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!”
MORAL OF THE STORY…
Don’t mess with the "old dogs". Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery. B.S. and brilliance only come with age and experience. 🙂

Cheers, RickO

1630Boston · September 9, 2021 8:04AM

Do you see what I see @emeraldATV

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ricko · September 9, 2021 11:17AM

Cheers, RickO

ricko · September 9, 2021 11:18AM

Cheers, RickO

ricko · September 9, 2021 11:29AM

Cheers, RickO

telephoto1 · September 9, 2021 12:33PM

Downtown1974 · September 9, 2021 12:45PM

SkyMan · September 9, 2021 12:57PM

I feel a Darwin award coming on... or, as a cousin of mine named it, Last Call...

1630Boston · September 9, 2021 1:24PM

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amwldcoin · September 9, 2021 2:22PM

That looks like me in 1969!

@Downtown1974 said:

thefinn · September 9, 2021 3:47PM

@1630Boston said:

That reminds me of an uncle living in Seattle working at Airborne Express. One day someone high-up in the company accidentally dialed his extension. Not knowing who they were talking to, they asked him, “Who is this?” Without missing a beat, Thomas replied, “I don’t know, keep talking and maybe I can guess.”

Rollerman · September 9, 2021 7:30PM

BuffaloIronTail · September 9, 2021 7:36PM

Pete

emeraldATV · September 10, 2021 12:30AM

@1630Boston said:
Do you see what I see @emeraldATV

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Yes, another Sic com ic

Bueler,, Bueler....

emeraldATV · September 10, 2021 1:24AM

I wonder what this does...
Samantha, please plug it back in, the cats are scared...Go fish !

braddick · September 10, 2021 7:55AM

Lazybones · September 10, 2021 8:05AM

@braddick said:

Yeah, I'm old enough to get that.

marcmoish · September 10, 2021 8:08AM

Way down upon the Mississippi, two tugboat captains, who had been friends for years, would always cry, "Aye!" and blow their whistles whenever they passed each other.

A new crewman asked his boat's mate, "What do they do that for?"

The mate looked surprised and replied, "You mean that you've never heard of... an aye for an aye and a toot for a toot?"

P.S. That said, we have a problem, we lost @1630Boston - he crossed sides .

jkrk · September 10, 2021 10:21AM

@Lazybones said:

@braddick said:

Yeah, I'm old enough to get that.

Later I graduated to fixing the vhs tapes (splice/tape, etc).

marcmoish · September 10, 2021 10:26AM

A renowned philosopher was held in high regard by his chauffeur, who listened in awe at every speech while his boss would easily answer questions about morality and ethics.
Then one day the chauffeur approached the philosopher and asked if he was willing to switch roles for the evening's lecture. The philosopher agreed and, for a while, the chauffeur handled himself remarkably well. When it came time for questions from the guests, a woman in the back asked, "Is the epistemological view of the universe still valid in an existentialist world?"
"That is an extremely simple question," he responded. "So simple, in fact, that even my driver could answer that, which is exactly what he will do."

1630Boston · September 10, 2021 10:37AM

@marcmoish said:

P.S. That said, we have a problem, we lost @1630Boston - he crossed sides .

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I'm back, sorry about that

Aotearoa · September 10, 2021 11:19AM

@marcmoish said:
A renowned philosopher was held in high regard by his chauffeur, who listened in awe at every speech while his boss would easily answer questions about morality and ethics.
Then one day the chauffeur approached the philosopher and asked if he was willing to switch roles for the evening's lecture. The philosopher agreed and, for a while, the chauffeur handled himself remarkably well. When it came time for questions from the guests, a woman in the back asked, "Is the epistemological view of the universe still valid in an existentialist world?"
"That is an extremely simple question," he responded. "So simple, in fact, that even my driver could answer that, which is exactly what he will do."

The classic Jerry Clower version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4_Wkr7vd4

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ricko · September 10, 2021 1:01PM

Cheers, RickO

ricko · September 10, 2021 1:03PM

Cheers, RickO

Unknown · September 10, 2021 1:47PM

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1630Boston · September 10, 2021 1:57PM

You need to open the cans first
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emeraldATV · September 11, 2021 2:07AM

Empty-
Goliath, why can't you impersonate a Saint Bernard.

Full-

ricko · September 11, 2021 7:29AM

Cheers, RickO

WAYNEAS · September 11, 2021 8:31AM

Wayne

WAYNEAS · September 11, 2021 8:43AM

Wayne

ricko · September 11, 2021 9:25AM

Cheers, RickO

Jzyskowski1 · September 11, 2021 9:48AM

@Lazybones said:

@braddick said:

Yeah, I'm old enough to get that.

I started with play tape and moved to 4-track with the drive wheel that popped into the cartridge

ricko · September 11, 2021 1:21PM

Cheers, RickO

PipestonePete · September 11, 2021 3:06PM

That might be the quickest repost yet! WAYNEAS just posted this 5 posts ago.

The forum needs a little humor.

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