The forum needs a little humor.

Stuart · July 21, 2021 7:44AM

1630Boston · July 21, 2021 7:47AM

WAYNEAS · July 21, 2021 7:47AM

Wayne

WAYNEAS · July 21, 2021 7:53AM

Wayne

WAYNEAS · July 21, 2021 8:02AM

Wayne

marcmoish · July 21, 2021 8:38AM

@1630Boston said:

no wonder I gravitate to thin mints all these years

SkyMan · July 21, 2021 8:39AM

BuffaloIronTail · July 21, 2021 9:38AM

Pete

Steven59 · July 21, 2021 11:16AM

ricko · July 21, 2021 11:26AM

Cheers, RickO

ricko · July 21, 2021 11:26AM

Cheers, RickO

1630Boston · July 21, 2021 12:06PM

1630Boston · July 21, 2021 12:14PM

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.
They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans.
So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel.
There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral.
He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife
Subject: I’ve arrived Date: April 6, 2006
I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I’ve just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!!!!!

ricko · July 21, 2021 1:35PM

Cheers, RickO

1630Boston · July 21, 2021 1:46PM

WillieBoyd2 · July 21, 2021 4:49PM

Olympics News:

Athlete tests negative - Sent to rehab.

Steven59 · July 21, 2021 6:43PM

marcmoish · July 21, 2021 6:49PM

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QE Guy · July 21, 2021 11:25PM

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1northcoin · July 22, 2021 12:06AM

That was well played by the cartoonist:

Purple is in fact the color of "The Wildcats."

emeraldATV · July 22, 2021 12:41AM

LoL... a cougar ?

1northcoin · July 22, 2021 2:10AM

@1northcoin said:
That was well played by the cartoonist:

Purple is in fact the color of "The Wildcats."

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Added - "Cat and the Hat"

emeraldATV · July 22, 2021 2:18AM

Ling Ling, relax it's going to snow. Go out for a pass or just kick that ball.

1northcoin · July 22, 2021 2:47AM

@1northcoin said:

@1northcoin said:
That was well played by the cartoonist:

Purple is in fact the color of "The Wildcats."

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Added - "Cat and the Hat" II

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pocketpiececommems · July 22, 2021 3:28AM

@WAYNEAS said:

Wayne

Now it’s my wife when she finds out about the latest coin I bought

pocketpiececommems · July 22, 2021 3:28AM

@WAYNEAS said:

Wayne

Now it’s my wife when she finds out about the latest coin I bought

1630Boston · July 22, 2021 3:32AM

pocketpiececommems · July 22, 2021 3:42AM

Backing out of the garage when you forgot to fold the mirror in. Not humorous 🙈

1630Boston · July 22, 2021 3:45AM

Those are expensive pieces.

1630Boston · July 22, 2021 3:47AM

Looks like a 'heated' mirror also

pocketpiececommems · July 22, 2021 4:20AM

Yes it was heated and in more ways than one. You have all kinds of sensors to tell you your to close to something but NOT the mirror.

marcmoish · July 22, 2021 6:52AM

Heard last nite at my local watering hole “After my husband died, I couldn’t even look at another man for 10 years. But now that I’m out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!”

Steven59 · July 22, 2021 9:04AM

@pocketpiececommems said:
{Backing out of the garage when you forgot to fold the mirror in. Not humorous 🙈}

Not a problem - easy fix....................

WAYNEAS · July 22, 2021 9:06AM

Wayne

SkyMan · July 22, 2021 9:17AM

Starbucks drive through Texas style.

WAYNEAS · July 22, 2021 9:17AM

For us old timers.

Wayne

Steven59 · July 22, 2021 9:25AM

hammer1 · July 22, 2021 10:39AM

ricko · July 22, 2021 11:02AM

May have been posted before...but very funny. Cheers, RickO

Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Necco, the Wonder Dog, which weighs 191 lbs. I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your jacket pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stopped to Pee on a Fire Hydrant and a car hit me,
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

marcmoish · July 22, 2021 12:58PM

@ricko , I did way way back, it's hilarious, and glad you posted it again

the Atheist's one above it, is likewise hilarious - this thread has given me endless amount of solid laffs in between the crazy day to day mayhem.

WAYNEAS · July 22, 2021 5:31PM

Wayne

1Mike1 · July 22, 2021 8:32PM

QE Guy · July 22, 2021 10:52PM

emeraldATV · July 23, 2021 12:07AM

Baily,!
Don't move there's a Trex behind you.

That's funny capt, but I've never been married.

1northcoin · July 23, 2021 12:39AM

@1northcoin said:

@1northcoin said:
That was well played by the cartoonist:

Purple is in fact the color of "The Wildcats."

>

Added - "Cat and the Hat"

emeraldATV · July 23, 2021 3:37AM

FYI:
When you use the patch for quitting nicotine, there's a warning printed on or in the box (directions for use).
ie: You will have vivid dreams.
You know that dream when your flying...well, with the patch, you can steer.
Goodnight .

1630Boston · July 23, 2021 6:45AM

The forum needs a little humor.

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