Chuck Knoblauch and Emmitt Smith Do America

nam812 · July 21, 2008 11:07AM

Is this over?

RipublicaninMass · July 21, 2008 11:12AM

So am I correct to say we are up to #14 on the list?

lawnmowerman · July 21, 2008 11:35AM

<< Is this over? >>

Nope, it's heading to Roger as of today

lsutigers1973 · July 21, 2008 11:50AM

It could be 2 years before I get to visit with Chuck.

RipublicaninMass · July 21, 2008 1:13PM

<< It could be 2 years before I get to visit with Chuck. >>

I dont plan on takin him for a tour of duty, of course events have been planned, but nothing that isn't done in a day and shipped.

lawnmowerman · July 27, 2008 3:05PM

Roger, did Chucky show up yet?

JackWESQ · July 27, 2008 3:15PM

If it is not too late, I would love to participate. I think there are some great places in Southern California that I would love to take Chuck. Thank you.

/s/ JackWESQ

Elemenopeo · July 27, 2008 3:45PM

By the time it gets to me, I'll be taking pics of him alongside my bingo cards in the retirement home.

djspann · July 28, 2008 1:51PM

<< By the time it gets to me, I'll be taking pics of him alongside my bingo cards in the retirement home. >>

lol We flew through the first several stops on Chucky's journey. I think Chucky has been in a drunken stupor for the past several months, though...

lawnmowerman · July 28, 2008 2:03PM

<< If it is not too late, I would love to participate. I think there are some great places in Southern California that I would love to take Chuck. Thank you.

/s/ JackWESQ >>

No problem. Hopefully we will be getting back on track here real soon.

lawnmowerman · July 29, 2008 7:56AM

For all who care to know, Chucky is in NJ right now with Roger. He will be departing there in a few days and coming back to my house for a visit

He will then be shipped off to the next guy in line. Everyone from now on, once you get Chucky, please do what you have to do in a timely manner so we can get this thing back on track.

Thanks

Matt

Ironmanfan · July 29, 2008 9:45AM

<< For all who care to know, Chucky is in NJ right now with Roger.

Thanks

Matt >>

Probably more likely with Jimmy Hoffa underneath the Meadowlands

lawnmowerman · August 16, 2008 10:35AM

Chucky stopped in for a pitstop today.

He is looking quite rough since he left on his journey

I will scan him tomorrow so you guys can see how he looks.

I'm hoping to get this thing back on track and will be mailing him out the first part of the week.

MeteoriteGuy · August 22, 2008 4:14AM

We want Chuck!

lawnmowermanswife · August 22, 2008 5:07AM

I found him wandering around my house. I followed him, taking photo evidence. Hope he leaves soon!

lawnmowerman · August 22, 2008 5:54AM

Tonya

Please get Chuck away from my Emmitt cards

Thanks

Matt

mccardguy1 · August 22, 2008 6:26AM

Why do I have a craving for juice all of a sudden??? Want me some Juicy Juice!

bigfische · August 22, 2008 8:00AM

Just a reminder that Chuck was once in direct contact with a dead deer, you may want to get some sort or shots for your kid now.

lawnmowermanswife · August 24, 2008 1:49AM

<< Just a reminder that Chuck was once in direct contact with a dead deer, you may want to get some sort or shots for your kid now. >>

Don't worry, I cleaned the toploader off first. I washed it really good in the toilet bowl.

lawnmowermanswife · August 24, 2008 1:57AM

I am bored to death and have big headache. So I took Chucky outside to show him around the yard:

123Slider · August 24, 2008 3:42AM

Who "manned up" to put Chuck with the wasps?

lawnmowermanswife · August 24, 2008 4:41AM

<< Who "manned up" to put Chuck with the wasps?

>>

That would be me. There are actually two nests there, one was above and not in the picture. I was ready to run!

lawnmowerman · August 24, 2008 5:14AM

Lol Tonya. Nice pics

What happened to the one you took next to your pot plant?

lsutigers1973 · August 24, 2008 5:21AM

Matt, who is that hot chick in your wife's avatar?

Rogermnj · August 24, 2008 5:22AM

lawnmowerman · August 24, 2008 5:33AM

<< Matt, who is that hot chick in your wife's avatar? >>

She is really cute. I found her working at an ice cream shop 11 years ago.

She's been hanging around ever since.

OSClabs · August 24, 2008 6:28AM

Not enough cow bell! Chuck needs to visit Alabama... I'll take him to T-town if he makes by the end of football season.

Danny

lsutigers1973 · August 24, 2008 6:46AM

<< Not enough cow bell! Chuck needs to visit Alabama... >>

Chuck has had enough time being with losing teams. No need to take him to see Bama play.

jmoran19 · August 24, 2008 6:53AM

<< I am bored to death and have big headache. So I took Chucky outside to show him around the yard:]

Damn, look how long the grass is, doesn't your husband ever cut it?????????

lawnmowermanswife · August 24, 2008 7:37AM

<< Damn, look how long the grass is, doesn't your husband ever cut it????????? >>

Our lawn man is a lazy bum!

nam812 · August 24, 2008 7:44AM

Is that a CU avatar, or is that Tonya's own left eye and nostril?

lawnmowerman · August 24, 2008 8:32AM

<< 

<< Damn, look how long the grass is, doesn't your husband ever cut it????????? >>

Our lawn man is a lazy bum! >>

I agree!

That is her Nick just in case you were being serious

nam812 · August 24, 2008 8:36AM

<< That is her Nick just in case you were being serious >>

Yes, it was a serious question.

lsutigers1973 · August 24, 2008 8:44AM

<< Yes, it was a serious question. >>

I agree with your thinking, she is too hot to be with an Emmitt Smith fan.

MeteoriteGuy · September 12, 2008 7:44AM

Free Chuck!!

lawnmowerman · September 12, 2008 7:45AM

<< Free Chuck!! >>

Chucky is heading to kmnorton in sunny Cal

ICE9 · September 12, 2008 10:03AM

If you send the Knob-meister my way, I'll take him to the Falls (Niagara, that is) & snap a few photos.

Mike

JackWESQ · September 12, 2008 10:27AM

Is my name on "the list" somewhere? I'd love to show Chuck around L.A. and Orange County.

/s/ JackWESQ

lawnmowerman · September 12, 2008 10:47AM

<< Is my name on "the list" somewhere? I'd love to show Chuck around L.A. and Orange County.

/s/ JackWESQ >>

It is now

OAKESY25 · September 12, 2008 11:14AM

I will take him to Ken Obermann's moms.. and make him say sorry...

( no, no I won't )

TNP777 · September 12, 2008 2:07PM

Maybe Chuck can stay with Kurt long enough for our meet-up at the Phone Booth to watch the Gigantes & Doyers play later this month....

kmnorton · September 25, 2008 7:47AM

Chucky just landed in sunny Northern California! I received the card in a PWE and was going to go off on some Ebay seller until I opened it. We have a very busy weekend schedule, Mr. Knoblauch and I. Some of it not for kiddies!!!

If Geordie can make it out to Pac Bell, you'll see Chuck with a fellow CU'er. Pics to follow over the next 4 days (I hope that isn't holding him hostage for too long and I promise to have it in the mail on Monday).

Whammy

lawnmowerman · September 25, 2008 8:07AM

<< Chucky just landed in sunny Northern California! I received the card in a PWE and was going to go off on some Ebay seller until I opened it. >>

lol

Sorry for the extra undo stress

rube26105 · September 25, 2008 11:15AM

can i shoot chukie with my ak and scope?- just one hole,never even notice it

lsutigers1973 · September 25, 2008 11:17AM

It took over 8 months for Chuck to travel to 15 cities? Come on! It could be 2 years before I get to take Chucky to Stoner Ave and smoke a fat one.

kmnorton · September 26, 2008 7:15AM

The initial shot of Chucky as he was received. Still has his youthful figure.

rube26105 · September 26, 2008 7:37AM

whatever happened to the real chuck, is he still m.i.a???

rube26105 · September 27, 2008 6:28AM

p.s.-chuck will be shot with the 9mm i just got done with on the post any pic link if you send it to me

kmnorton · October 4, 2008 3:31PM

Well, Chucky has had his fun in Northern California and it's time for him to move on. Sacramento is the next destination (Chad, you're it).

I wish I could keep him here and continue to show the sites, but I understand he's on a mission and it wouldn't be right for me to dominate his time. A few highlights of his time here in the Golden State.

Chuck was anxious to see the home of another sport, so I brought him by the Raiders' headquarters.

Nope, Al Davis is too crazy these days. Plus, baseball is a much safer sport.

The next stop was to visit a friend well known to all here on the boards. Geordie (TNP777) and I arranged to meet for the final Giants' home game to watch Tim Lincecum pitch. 13 strikeouts later and we (us Giants fans) were happy. Not so much about the hats worn by Geordie and his son Tyler (very nice to meet you in person, Geordie, glad you could make it out albeit in typical Dodgers' fashion).

I had to leave the game early because Chuck wanted to see the other side of San Francisco and who am I too deny an All-Star. Funny, he wanted to see the wilder side of San Francisco and the ultimate kink festival, the Folsom Street Fair, was going on. Off we go....

Here's his introduction,

Two of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence wanted to say hello and who am I to deny the introduction

The woman is wearing the hat in case anybody is interested

Time to leave. Too much for an innocent Minnesota boy (or at least the uniform indicates as such)

Don't worry, Mr. Knoblauch did not leave my hands or come into contact with any participants or performers. He did express a little bit of shock and wants to continue on his merry way.

In the mail on Monday and good luck, Chuck, we'll miss you here in the land of anything goes.

Whammy

lawnmowermanswife · October 4, 2008 9:35PM

I absolutly love the look on that womens face that's walking towards them! She doesn't look too concerned.

Chuck Knoblauch and Emmitt Smith Do America

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