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    << <i>....when you date a girl ONLY because she told you grandma may have grandpa's cards up in the attic




    Who here wouldnt or hasnt done that......?
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    PinkcatfishPinkcatfish Posts: 377 ✭✭
    When you are in out of town on a SLOW internet line and are trying to give a family member (someone other than the wife) directions on how to get to MY EBAY and place a bid.
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    gregm13gregm13 Posts: 5,798 ✭✭✭
    You tell your best friend to plan her wedding around the National (true - she's getting married July 30th in North Carolina- and the kicker is that I live in Chicago and won't be able to go!!

    Greg M.
    Collecting vintage auto'd fb cards and Dan Marino cards!!

    References:
    Onlychild, Ahmanfan, fabfrank, wufdude, jradke, Reese, Jasp, thenavarro
    E-Bay id: greg_n_meg
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    OnlypsahockeyOnlypsahockey Posts: 1,479 ✭✭
    you know your a hard core collector when:

    you sit at your computer for 30 minutes reading all 6 pages of this
    thread and still think to yourself "what a great thread this is"

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    Bob
    57 Topps (83%) 7.61
    61 Topps (100%) 7.96
    62 Parkhurst (100%) 8.70
    63 Topps (100%) 7.96
    63 York WB's (50%) 8.52
    68 Topps (39%) 8.54
    69 Topps (3%) 9.00
    69 OPC (83%) 8.21
    71 Topps (100%) 9.21 #1 A.T.F.
    72 Topps (100%) 9.39
    73 Topps (13%) 9.35
    74 OPC WHA (95%) 8.57
    75 Topps (50%) 9.23
    77 OPC WHA (86%) 8.62 #1 A.T.F.
    88 Topps (5%) 10.00
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    OnlypsahockeyOnlypsahockey Posts: 1,479 ✭✭
    you know your a hard core collector when:


    a PSA 10 gives you wood!


    Bob

    57 Topps (83%) 7.61
    61 Topps (100%) 7.96
    62 Parkhurst (100%) 8.70
    63 Topps (100%) 7.96
    63 York WB's (50%) 8.52
    68 Topps (39%) 8.54
    69 Topps (3%) 9.00
    69 OPC (83%) 8.21
    71 Topps (100%) 9.21 #1 A.T.F.
    72 Topps (100%) 9.39
    73 Topps (13%) 9.35
    74 OPC WHA (95%) 8.57
    75 Topps (50%) 9.23
    77 OPC WHA (86%) 8.62 #1 A.T.F.
    88 Topps (5%) 10.00
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    mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
    You know you're hardcore if someone says Wigwam and you still know what they mean.
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    Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,354 ✭✭✭✭✭
    image

    Hardcore?....nuff said

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    Mike
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    DirtyHarryDirtyHarry Posts: 1,914 ✭✭
    Stone - if you own that Mr. Mint it is indeed hardcore.

    Regardless, this has been a great trip down mammory lane.
    "A man's got to know his limitations...." Dirty Harry

    Unfocused, impulsive collector of everything ...
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    RipublicaninMassRipublicaninMass Posts: 10,051 ✭✭✭


    << <i>Stone - if you own that Mr. Mint it is indeed hardcore.

    >>



    Looks more like Mr. VG-EX (Very Greedy-Expert)
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    jrdolanjrdolan Posts: 2,549 ✭✭
    Hey, my thread is more than a year old and still wheezing away! Then I'll add one that I haven't seen in all the great replies. You know you're a hardcore collector when ....

    You have your cursor on "Confirm Bid," your right index finger poised over the mouse button, and you're staring at your watch, counting down the seconds to place a last-moment snipe on that PSA 9 common you need.
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    softparadesoftparade Posts: 9,271 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>

    You have your cursor on "Confirm Bid," your right index finger poised over the mouse button, and you're staring at your watch, counting down the seconds to place a last-moment snipe on that PSA 9 common you need. >>



    I here ya! Then I discovered sniping services image More hardcore than relying on yourself ... Have the dirty work done for you of course!

    ISO 1978 Topps Baseball in NM-MT High Grade Raw 3, 100, 103, 302, 347, 376, 416, 466, 481, 487, 509, 534, 540, 554, 579, 580, 622, 642, 673, 724__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ISO 1978 O-Pee-Chee in NM-MT High Grade Raw12, 21, 29, 38, 49, 65, 69, 73, 74, 81, 95, 100, 104, 110, 115, 122, 132, 133, 135, 140, 142, 151, 153, 155, 160, 161, 167, 168, 172, 179, 181, 196, 200, 204, 210, 224, 231, 240

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    << <i> I here ya! Then I discovered sniping services image More hardcore than relying on yourself ... Have the dirty work done for you of course! >>



    I prefer the heat of battle. Just like a real sniper who has to make those last minute adjustments based on wind direction, velocity, etc. I need to apply those concepts for the final snipe or in some cases I open up several windows and have numerous bids ready for the same item - with amounts varying- I don't know why, but I like the semi-auto feel to it. Plus, like it's been pointed out, every once in a while, you forget to call off the "hit" when you use a service.

    If talking like this doesn't make me hardcore, I don't know what does. image

    Brian
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    I'm a sixth-grade teacher and I've had students ask, "Why do I have to write '575689 Line 1, 2, 3 . . .' on the back of every label?"

    Because I said so.
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    softparadesoftparade Posts: 9,271 ✭✭✭✭✭
    cornholio .... If I was home more often than not I probably would be in the trenches too!

    Meathook ... thats too funny image

    ISO 1978 Topps Baseball in NM-MT High Grade Raw 3, 100, 103, 302, 347, 376, 416, 466, 481, 487, 509, 534, 540, 554, 579, 580, 622, 642, 673, 724__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ISO 1978 O-Pee-Chee in NM-MT High Grade Raw12, 21, 29, 38, 49, 65, 69, 73, 74, 81, 95, 100, 104, 110, 115, 122, 132, 133, 135, 140, 142, 151, 153, 155, 160, 161, 167, 168, 172, 179, 181, 196, 200, 204, 210, 224, 231, 240

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    Back when I was really into cards I told a young lady that I couldn't get serious with her because her kids might want my card collection.
    "Im not young enough to know everything."
    Oscar Wilde

    Collect for the love of the hobby, the beauty of the coins, and enjoy the ride.

    Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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    jrdolanjrdolan Posts: 2,549 ✭✭


    << <i>Back when I was really into cards I told a young lady that I couldn't get serious with her because her kids might want my card collection. >>


    The trick is to find a young lady whose kids have a card collection YOU can bogart when they lose interest. image
    Unfortunately it's probably a bunch of Yu-Gi-Oh crap, so better make sure you like the girl, too.
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    sagardsagard Posts: 1,898 ✭✭✭
    Being off by only three total grade points on a 20 card submission. image

    And of course knowing what I mean is an instant qualifier.
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    Carew29Carew29 Posts: 4,026 ✭✭

    When PSA tells you to please STOP CALLING!!image
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    zef204zef204 Posts: 4,742 ✭✭

    Your wife walks in and sees you with her pantyhose on your hand and she knows not to worry, but that you just hate wax stains.
    EAMUS CATULI!

    My Auctions
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    mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
    When your wife walks in and catches you having sex with a slab.

    Bonus points if she's fine with it.

    Triple word score if she joins in.
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    mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
    <======== Not married for some strange reason.
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    Warren Brusstar slab and a jug full of hand lotion.
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    mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
    I can just picture you beating the drum at the head of the classroom while the kids fill out labels in between making wallets.

    If the PTA ever finds this thread you're screwed.
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    << <i>You know you're a hardcore collector when ... >>



    You have five or more posts in the SGC vs. PSA thread image
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    Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,354 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>You know you're a hardcore collector when ... >>



    You have five or more posts in the SGC vs. PSA thread image >>


    Brian
    You gotta be hardcore....just being able to find this thread!

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    Mike
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    WinPitcherWinPitcher Posts: 27,726 ✭✭✭
    your set on the registry is on a perpetual update
    Good for you.
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    jrdolanjrdolan Posts: 2,549 ✭✭
    ... when a thread you started more than a year ago refuses to die. image
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    You know you're hardcore when;

    You meticulously track prices of a card on ebay for months, or years.

    You speak about cards like mechanics speak about cars. (Year, type, model, attributes)

    In case of fire you cant decide whether to save the kids or the cards.

    You'd see your wife more if she had a card, and slabbed PSA 9.

    Your kids know they can destroy the yard, break the window and kick a hole in the wall no problem. But GOD FORBID they step foot in daddys card room.
    Daeyel

    Cynical Realist

    Banned from the Beckett boards!
    Do you want to know me?
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    HoofHeartedHoofHearted Posts: 2,537 ✭✭
    ...you're seriously considering selling all the stocks you own and putting the money in slabbed cardboard thinking it has better upside potential!! (I can't touch the 401K funds, though. Dang it!)

    Don't let this thread die!! It's too hilarious!

    Thanks for reviving it, B!

    hh
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    OnlypsahockeyOnlypsahockey Posts: 1,479 ✭✭
    << You know you're a hardcore collector when ... >>

    You have Gerry's, DSL, and AJ's email addresses memorized among a few others!

    Bob
    57 Topps (83%) 7.61
    61 Topps (100%) 7.96
    62 Parkhurst (100%) 8.70
    63 Topps (100%) 7.96
    63 York WB's (50%) 8.52
    68 Topps (39%) 8.54
    69 Topps (3%) 9.00
    69 OPC (83%) 8.21
    71 Topps (100%) 9.21 #1 A.T.F.
    72 Topps (100%) 9.39
    73 Topps (13%) 9.35
    74 OPC WHA (95%) 8.57
    75 Topps (50%) 9.23
    77 OPC WHA (86%) 8.62 #1 A.T.F.
    88 Topps (5%) 10.00
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    zef204zef204 Posts: 4,742 ✭✭
    ttt because its been a year.

    I nicked a corner on one of my business cards when putting it into a promotional folder. I threw out the card.
    EAMUS CATULI!

    My Auctions
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    Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,354 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>ttt because its been a year.

    I nicked a corner on one of my business cards when putting it into a promotional folder. I threw out the card. >>


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    Mike
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    Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,354 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Sunday July 02, 2006 9:37 PM >>


    When a collector asks:

    late on a sunday night about whether PSA will be open on a monday before a major holiday.

    mike

    Mike
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    Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,354 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>You know you're a hardcore collector when ... >>


    When your Doctor gives you your PSA score...

    and you ask him if it can be resubmitted?

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    PS: only the older guys will get this.
    Mike
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    zef204zef204 Posts: 4,742 ✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>You know you're a hardcore collector when ... >>


    When your Doctor gives you your PSA score...

    and you ask him if it can be resubmitted?

    image


    PS: only the older guys will get this. >>

    was that Dr. Jellyfinger?
    EAMUS CATULI!

    My Auctions
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    BoopottsBoopotts Posts: 6,784 ✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>Sunday July 02, 2006 9:37 PM >>


    When a collector asks:

    late on a sunday night about whether PSA will be open on a monday before a major holiday.

    mike >>



    I can't agree more. I reminds me of me and the guys I bowl with sitting around two years ago and b**ching because the bowling alley wasn't going to be open on Christmas Eve. And the REAL sad thing is that I myself have wondered if PSA would be open tomorrow, so it's not like I can take any shots at the OP. image
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    great thread, hadn't seen this before.. couple to add

    when you consider your cards to be members of your family
    when someone's POUNDING on your door and you don't move because you have to snipe a card in 50 seconds...
    when you have no groceries or gasoline, but hundreds of empty card saver I's on hand - just in case!
    when you keep your important documents like your social security card and vehicle pink slips in card saver I's, so you can easily put them with the rest of your valuables
    when you pay hundreds or thousands of dollars for a little piece of cardboard inside a little piece of plastic, because psa said it was GEM MINT, and not just mint.



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    Carew29Carew29 Posts: 4,026 ✭✭

    Sent myself via registered mail to PSA just to see what really happens with our submissionsimage
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    You know you're a hardcore collector when ...

    -your wife says "I bet if I were talking about cards you would have heard what I said"
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    itzagoneritzagoner Posts: 8,753 ✭✭
    ....when you freak out over a scuff mark on your PSA holder, but you couldn't care less if your kids haven't bathed for a week....

    ....when you'd rather stare at photos of retired athletes, for the 83rd time, instead of watching live, currently active athletes....

    ....when you stop eating....for a month

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    pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭
    when you follow up every single response in a thread with "Thanks for your views. Chaz".

    Thanks for your views. Pandrews.
    ·p_A·
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    When your wife and 4 year old tell you you love Bill Ripken. .....they do.

    When you see a empty wrapper in a parking lot of a place that does not sell cards and you stop to look at what it is. ..I have

    When your bored you think opening a box of 1990 Topps will be fun.

    Your local dealer calls you for advice.

    Skipped a date for a card show.

    You bid on a auction that is very likely a scam but think ..what if?




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    lostdart58lostdart58 Posts: 2,938 ✭✭✭
    when you stop eating....for a month?????


    I don't get it.......

    image
    Collector of:Baseball
    1955 Bowman Raw complete with 90% Ex-NR or better

    Now seeking 1949 Eureka Sportstamps...NM condition
    Working on '78 Autographed set now 99.9% complete -
    Working on '89 Topps autoed set now complete


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    itzagoneritzagoner Posts: 8,753 ✭✭


    << <i>when you stop eating....for a month?????


    I don't get it.......

    image >>



    late '04, i spent about a month assembling orders, looking thru cards, lots to see.....i dropped 20 pounds, no lie, so busy working i missed a lotta meals....worked out pretty good, though, got to meet nice folks like u....i highly recommend the PSA dietimage
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    gregm13gregm13 Posts: 5,798 ✭✭✭


    << <i>When your bank account is empty, and your credit cards are maxed, but you still have to bid very high on that elusive common that you are missing.

    When your mailman and your stay at home wife seem to be best friends.image >>



    I can relate to that. My wife knows Jimmy's (our mailman) entire life story and has heard all about him adopting his 3 russian kids.

    Regards,

    Greg M.
    Collecting vintage auto'd fb cards and Dan Marino cards!!

    References:
    Onlychild, Ahmanfan, fabfrank, wufdude, jradke, Reese, Jasp, thenavarro
    E-Bay id: greg_n_meg
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    You know you are a hardcore collector

    When your hurricane evacuation packing includes 80 lbs. of PSA cards, but only one change of clothing.
    Next MONTH? So he's saying that if he wins, the best-case scenario is that he'll be paying for it two weeks after the auction ends?

    Forget blocking him; find out where he lives and go punch him in the nuts. --WalterSobchak 9/12/12



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    Looking for Al Hrabosky and any OPC Dave Campbells (the ESPN guy)
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    In your fire escape plan your kids know what cards to grab.

    Your 4 year wants to sell his cards so he can make money to buy more. ....he has asked.

    You include " to cherish card collection" in your vows.

    Your collection is insured more than your house.

    You leave specific instructions on how to divide your collection when you die.


    Most of mine have post its on the back stating value, so when I die the wife wont get ripped if she has to sell.

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    ....you come home from work to find your wife in bed with the Harlem Globetrotters and while it is upsetting, you are more angry because she was too busy to answer the door for UPS and you have to wait another full day for your cards.
    Whoever said we wash away with the rain ?
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    Topps sends you a Christmas card.

    You try to write off your junk wax on your return.

    Your local card dealer buys a new car and tells you Thank You.

    Target employees greet you by saying "the new 06 Topps boxes are in".



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    GDM67GDM67 Posts: 2,523 ✭✭✭✭
    You wrote Fleer and asked for the recipe for that cherry cookie.

    You're steamed because the Jack in your Royal Flush looks OC.

    You just agreed to pay $17.00 for a PSA 8 card of a guy who had 137 At Bats in the majors.
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