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  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭

    2 team teaser for 25
    Raiders-1
    Jets +5

    Raiders-7 for 25

    Posting late but got it in

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • thisistheshowthisistheshow Posts: 9,386 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @2dueces said:
    2 team teaser for 25
    Raiders-1
    Jets +5

    Raiders-7 for 25

    Posting late but got it in

    Looks like both worked out. 👍👍 Jets are on a 4 game win streak. 🤮

  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @thisistheshow said:

    @2dueces said:
    2 team teaser for 25
    Raiders-1
    Jets +5

    Raiders-7 for 25

    Posting late but got it in

    Looks like both worked out. 👍👍 Jets are on a 4 game win streak. 🤮

    49ers killed what would have been a nice day. Best NFC defense going into the game. I guess that title moves to Dallas for the time being

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • thisistheshowthisistheshow Posts: 9,386 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @2dueces said:

    @thisistheshow said:

    @2dueces said:
    2 team teaser for 25
    Raiders-1
    Jets +5

    Raiders-7 for 25

    Posting late but got it in

    Looks like both worked out. 👍👍 Jets are on a 4 game win streak. 🤮

    49ers killed what would have been a nice day. Best NFC defense going into the game. I guess that title moves to Dallas for the time being

    ....
    The Dallas defense is VERY good. I don't feel comfortable going out on a limb often to say things like this, but I know much more about the Boys than I do any other team. And I expect this defense to get better.

  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭

    +175
    Tampa-2 for 50

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭

    +120
    Jags -1 for 25
    Bills -10.5 for 100
    Washington +3 for 25
    Minnesota -3 for 25
    Raiders -1 for 25

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 5, 2022 11:51AM

    +10
    Swami isn’t much of a Swami this year. So hard to bet dogs every week but dogs have been covering at a high rate and upsets have been the norm.
    Saints +3 for 25

    2 team teaser for 50
    Bills under 52
    Bills -5

    Rams +3 for 50
    Seahawks +2 for 25
    Vikings -3 for 50

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • thisistheshowthisistheshow Posts: 9,386 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I think Washington will win this week. Call me crazy...

  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭

    After some personal issues Swami appears again. No it wasn’t the Bills losing, I’ve resigned myself to admit the franchise is snake bitten so no worries. Anyways. I’m looking for a bounce back game and week.
    For the first time this year Swami is in the red but not for long.
    -15
    2 team teaser for 100
    Bills-1
    Colts +12.5

    Colts under 46 for 50

    Bills -7 for 50

    Washington -2.5 for 100.

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭

    +285
    Back in the saddle again!

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • BLUEJAYWAYBLUEJAYWAY Posts: 9,112 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @2dueces said:
    +285
    Back in the saddle again!

    Way to go. :)

    Successful transactions:Tookybandit. "Everyone is equal, some are more equal than others".
  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭

    +285
    I’m slowing the roll a bit for thanksgiving
    Bills ran for 180 yards and it wasn’t Josh Allens legs. The Bills might cover most of 54.5 themselves but if they are determined to get a run game for the playoffs under is a very good play.
    Vikings got blown out last week and it’s insane to bet against a good team after that embarrassing game but…

    Buffalo under 54.5 for 50
    T
    2 team teaser for 50
    Bills-1.5
    Patriots +8.5

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭

    +385
    6-0 last 6 wagers. Weekend picks to follow

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 27, 2022 7:43AM

    +385
    Really like the under 36 in the Broncos game but so does the whole betting world so hard pass. Not only are the Saints pulling people from the stands with heir laundry list of injuries I suspect the rest of the team is already on the bus home.
    San Francisco-9 for 100
    Washington-4 for 50

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I’m gonna hedge a wager
    2 team teaser for 50
    Denver under 42
    49ers -3

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭

    +585
    All the sudden Swami is on fire.
    8-0 and riding a ridiculous streak til it ends

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • DarinDarin Posts: 7,067 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Keep it up deuces!🕵️‍♂️🚚💰

  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Darin said:
    Keep it up deuces!🕵️‍♂️🚚💰

    Thanks bud.

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I really should have lost both Washington and San Francisco bets last week but instead of bad beats my luck held out.
    If Rodgers plays, how can you not take the Packers this weekend?
    I think the Eagles, Dolphins and Jets come back to earth this week. Thoughts?

    I’m not touching Buffalo-New England even though the Bills scored 80 points and zero punts the last 2 games. I think Allen’s elbow has affected his accuracy and hopefully he is healthy for the final push.
    My weekend bets to follow

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 30, 2022 4:54AM

    Let’s look at my NFL futures through week 12.
    Super Bowl Odds
    Bills +600 for $100
    Raiders +4000 for $100

    NY Jets over 5.5 for $250. Win
    Broncos under 10 for $250 Win
    Bengals under 10 for $200
    Bills over 11.5 for $200
    Patriots under 8.5 for $100
    Cardinals under 10 for $100 Win
    Cowboys under 10.5 for $100
    Rams over 10.5 for $100 Loss
    Eagles over 8 for $100 Win
    Raiders over 8.5 for $100
    Panthers over 6 for $100

    As of 11/27
    +600

    Rams division $125 to win $100

    All the wins and losses are secure.
    Sweating
    New England
    Cincinnati
    Panthers

    The rest look like losses except the Bills but I will turn a profit again.

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • DarinDarin Posts: 7,067 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Deuces at first glance I like the dolphins +4 against the niners.
    San Fran didn’t stop the kc offense and I don’t think they stop Miami either plus their offense only scoring 13 points against no.

  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭

    +585
    Early thoughts
    Packers-3.5
    Titans +4.5
    Minnesota-3
    49er’s -4

    I’ll firm it up tomorrow

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 4, 2022 10:10AM

    So Swami is on an 11-0 run since taking a few weeks of before thanksgiving.
    I used to play high stakes blackjack. $100 minimum. I could walk into the horseshoe, open a table just for me, rope it off and play one on one with the dealer. That way no one else could screw up a run. I once lost 17 hands in a row. I thought that was impossible but just like flipping a coin, the odds never change no matter how many times it comes up heads in a row. Perfect blackjack the dealer has a 52-48% advantage because you can’t see his hole cards.
    My system for winning was always increase my bet when winning 100-150-225-275-400-500-750-1000-1500-2000-3000.
    Win 10 hands in a row at any given time cash out and go home. Lose a hand and go back to 100. Always play with the casinos money.
    Anyways here’s my Sunday early wager.
    +575
    Minnesota-3 for 100

    2 team teaser for 50
    Minnesota +3
    Titans +10.5

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Glad I stayed away from the 49ers. Jimmy G out 5 minutes into the game

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • galaxy27galaxy27 Posts: 7,833 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @2dueces at the end of that Minny game you had 16 and the dealer was showing an ace. you took a hit..........a 2. dealer then turned over a 5, then a king, then a jack.

    congrats man, sorry Tennessee let us down

    you'll never be able to outrun a bad diet

  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @galaxy27 said:
    @2dueces at the end of that Minny game you had 16 and the dealer was showing an ace. you took a hit..........a 2. dealer then turned over a 5, then a king, then a jack.

    congrats man, sorry Tennessee let us down

    Yeah they were trash today. Still a $45 profit but breaks the streak.

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭

    +620
    The streak of consecutive wins came to an end but the winning weeks are still alive. Tennessee is probably the worst 7-5 team I’ve ever seen.
    How do you not take Tom Terrific tonight with the playoffs on the line and only -3?
    Tampa Bay-3 for 50

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • thisistheshowthisistheshow Posts: 9,386 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @2dueces said:
    +620
    The streak of consecutive wins came to an end but the winning weeks are still alive. Tennessee is probably the worst 7-5 team I’ve ever seen.
    How do you not take Tom Terrific tonight with the playoffs on the line and only -3?
    Tampa Bay-3 for 50

    ......
    I don't comment a lot on this thread. But I do enjoy it and keep up.

    @2dueces you ask "how do you not" take Brady tonight with the playoffs on the line... He has to be thinking about the losing record.

  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Brady came through but not enough to cover. So this week was a $10 loss. Oh the humanity!!

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 9, 2022 11:32AM

    +610

    Game of week. Lock of the year. Bills avenge the loss (5 defensive starters out) With Poyer and White’s return Bills are on a 3 game winning streak. Game is over at halftime.

    Bills -10 for 200

    2 team teaser for 50
    Ravens +8
    Under 42.5

    2 team teaser for 50
    Ravens under 42.5
    Minnesota +8

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭

    +610
    So after careful consideration last night I didn’t put in the bets above. Something spooked me about Minnesota. Lions are 9-2 ATS last 11 home games. I’m going to take a more traditional approach today.
    Eagles have waxed the Giants by +124 last how many games?
    Tickets entered
    Bills -9.5 for 50
    Eagles-7 for 50

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,636 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @2dueces said:
    +610
    So after careful consideration last night I didn’t put in the bets above. Something spooked me about Minnesota. Lions are 9-2 ATS last 11 home games. I’m going to take a more traditional approach today.
    Eagles have waxed the Giants by +124 last how many games?
    Tickets entered
    Bills -9.5 for 50
    Eagles-7 for 50

    I don't know how you stayed away from Minny, you must have a looking into the future glass

  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @perkdog said:

    @2dueces said:
    +610
    So after careful consideration last night I didn’t put in the bets above. Something spooked me about Minnesota. Lions are 9-2 ATS last 11 home games. I’m going to take a more traditional approach today.
    Eagles have waxed the Giants by +124 last how many games?
    Tickets entered
    Bills -9.5 for 50
    Eagles-7 for 50

    I don't know how you stayed away from Minny, you must have a looking into the future glass

    The weather had a lot to do in Buffalo. It was predicted snow flurries but they didn’t happen until after halftime or I would have passed on the game all together.

    Detroit started 1-6 and had a .01% to make the playoffs. Now 6-7 their chances are 28%. Not great but damn Campbell has them playing like they believe. Maybe McVay isn’t the offensive juggernaut we believe. Jarod Goff is a legitimate NFL QB.

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,636 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Carolina really screwed me last night by beating Seattle

    I'm pissed

  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭

    +605
    I’m going to try with Buffalo again this week. Miami in the cold at Buffalo. 7 points? Give me that every time

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • DarinDarin Posts: 7,067 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I think I’m just going to throw a bunch of Hundo’s at the Bills moneyline

  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Darin said:
    I think I’m just going to throw a bunch of Hundo’s at the Bills moneyline

    Miami 0-5 in Buffalo by an average 38-18. Miami under 50 degrees average loss is 18.

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 16, 2022 5:05AM

    +655
    Bills vs Dolphins in January 2021. Bills had clinched a playoff spot and rested starters 2nd half. Dolphins fighting for their playoff lives. Final score 56-26. Bills 5-0 vs Dolphins at home by an average of 20 points. Dolphins in 30 degree weather or less lose by average of 18 points.
    Harbaugh record vs Browns 28-5

    Bills -7 for 250
    Ravens +3 for 100

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @perkdog said:
    Carolina really screwed me last night by beating Seattle

    I'm pissed

    Seems like ex Jets QB’s are having a bit of a resurgence. Darnold and Smith while their #2 draft choice was inactive, coaches decision and only activated because White took a terrific beating in Buffalo.

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,636 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @2dueces said:
    +655
    Bills vs Dolphins in January 2021. Bills had clinched a playoff spot and rested starters 2nd half. Dolphins fighting for their playoff lives. Final score 56-26. Bills 5-0 vs Dolphins at home by an average of 20 points. Dolphins in 30 degree weather or less lose by average of 18 points.
    Harbaugh record vs Browns 28-5

    Bills -7 for 250
    Ravens +3 for 100

    Bills is the play but I like Cleveland over Baltimore

    Minny is crashing Indy I assume?

  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 16, 2022 4:22PM

    @perkdog said:

    @2dueces said:
    +655
    Bills vs Dolphins in January 2021. Bills had clinched a playoff spot and rested starters 2nd half. Dolphins fighting for their playoff lives. Final score 56-26. Bills 5-0 vs Dolphins at home by an average of 20 points. Dolphins in 30 degree weather or less lose by average of 18 points.
    Harbaugh record vs Browns 28-5

    Bills -7 for 250
    Ravens +3 for 100

    Bills is the play but I like Cleveland over Baltimore

    Minny is crashing Indy I assume?

    How about the under in the Browns game. JK Dobbins and Nick Chubb might get 50 carries between them.

    Gotta love Minnesota

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I’m going to add a teaser. I’m going against my win streak strategy
    2 team teaser for 50
    Ravens +9
    Ravens under 44.5

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Tucker misses twice. How many times can you say Tuckers killing me

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • DarinDarin Posts: 7,067 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Darin said:
    I think I’m just going to throw a bunch of Hundo’s at the Bills moneyline

    Glad I stuck with this strategy.🤑

  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 18, 2022 3:29AM

    @Darin said:

    @Darin said:
    I think I’m just going to throw a bunch of Hundo’s at the Bills moneyline

    Glad I stuck with this strategy.🤑

    You’re right. Bad day at Black Rock for me. Bad beats all day in hold ‘‘em and 0-3 for football. -$400 NFL -$600 hold ‘em. At least I have my health. Yuck. At least they won.

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭

    +235
    Jaguars +2.5 for 50

    2 team teaser for 100
    Jaguars +8.5
    Under 44

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • galaxy27galaxy27 Posts: 7,833 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @2dueces said:
    +235
    Jaguars +2.5 for 50

    2 team teaser for 100
    Jaguars +8.5
    Under 44

    superb

    if i never witness zach wilson attempting to play quarterback again it'll be too soon

    you'll never be able to outrun a bad diet

  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Really liking Cleveland -3 in the bitter cold against a dome team.

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @2dueces said:
    Really liking Cleveland -3 in the bitter cold against a dome team.

    Glad I stayed away.

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
  • 2dueces2dueces Posts: 6,446 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 25, 2022 7:45AM

    So anyone that follows this thread knew I took my $1200 from the Rams Super Bowl victory and invested on some futures this summer. Just about all are decided and the two that aren’t look as they might hit
    Patriots under 8.5. They need to win out
    Carolina over 6. Push with 2 to go.

    NY Jets over 5.5 for $250. Win
    Broncos under 10 for $250 Win
    Bengals under 10 for $200 Loss
    Bills over 11.5 for $200 Win
    Patriots under 8.5 for $100
    Cardinals under 10 for $100 Win
    Cowboys under 10.5 for $100 Loss
    Rams over 10.5 for $100 Loss
    Eagles over 8 for $100 Win
    Raiders over 8.5 for $100 Loss
    Panthers over 6 for $100
    Rams division $125 to win $100 Loss

    W.C.Fields
    "I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
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