NASA was interviewing professionals they were planning on sending to Mars. The touchy part was that only one guy could go and it would be a one way trip, the guy would never return to Earth.
The interviewer asked the first applicant, an engineer, how much he wanted to be paid for going.
"One million dollars," the engineer answered. "And I want to donate it all to my alma mater -- Rice University."
The next applicant was a doctor, and the interviewer asked him the same question.
"Two millions dollars," the doctor said. "I want to give a million to my family and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research."
The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars."
"Why so much more than the others?" the interviewer asked.
The lawyer replied, "You give me three million, I'll give you one million, I'll keep a million, and we'll send the engineer."
Saturday night I was in the local tavern, and the bartended yelled out, “Does anyone know CPR?!”
I replied, “I know C-P-R, and the whole rest of the alphabet!”
We all laughed and laughed and laughed. Well, except for one guy.
It took me awhile but I'm guessing he uses Head and Shoulders Shampoo.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
I haven't read this entire thread so forgive me if this is a repeat, but this cartoon reminded of an old joke.
A highway patrolman pulled over a car he witnessed speeding and swerving all over the interstate. As he approached the car he saw a pot belly pig was driving and a man was sitting in the passenger seat. He berated the man and told him you can't let a pig drive you need to take it to the zoo immediately.
A week later the highway patrolman witnessed the same car speeding and swerving all over the interstate going in the opposite direction. He immediately pulled over the car and started yelling at the man in the passenger seat, I thought I told you to take that pig to the zoo. To which the man replied, I did and we had so much fun now we're going to Six Flags.
Gypsy are nomads, know for music, dance, stilling and fight.
One day the Gypsy women come home and in the front of the tent the husband play some gold coins. She say : Hey Cocarde (gypsy in the dialect) we have big problem. The Guy took the knife in the hand and say: Speak women, I cut the troths and is finish.
No: The little one is full of mud, almost you do not see the eye. What we do?? We clean him or made another one?
NEVER ARGUE WITH AN IDIOT.FIRST THEY WILL DRAG YOU DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL.THEN, THEY WILL BEAT YOU WITH EXPERIENCE. MARK TWAIN
If Mr. McGoo was given a new car that was not to be driven for seven years, do you think he would take some time to test drive her ?
Na ?
Did you know his windshield of his current car (the front glass) was made with prescription glass.
Try that Windows !
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NASA was interviewing professionals they were planning on sending to Mars. The touchy part was that only one guy could go and it would be a one way trip, the guy would never return to Earth.
The interviewer asked the first applicant, an engineer, how much he wanted to be paid for going.
"One million dollars," the engineer answered. "And I want to donate it all to my alma mater -- Rice University."
The next applicant was a doctor, and the interviewer asked him the same question.
"Two millions dollars," the doctor said. "I want to give a million to my family and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research."
The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars."
"Why so much more than the others?" the interviewer asked.
The lawyer replied, "You give me three million, I'll give you one million, I'll keep a million, and we'll send the engineer."
Cheers, RickO
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It's real.
https://youtu.be/BA7InlgcxbU
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
This is why you tie down aircraft.
https://youtu.be/o2nHvZOWirY
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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Saturday night I was in the local tavern, and the bartended yelled out, “Does anyone know CPR?!”
I replied, “I know C-P-R, and the whole rest of the alphabet!”
We all laughed and laughed and laughed. Well, except for one guy.
When he is standing on his money, he is taller than she is.
Cheers, RickO
It took me awhile but I'm guessing he uses Head and Shoulders Shampoo.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
Sam had proposed to young Lisa and was being interviewed by his prospective father-in-law.
"Do you think you are earning enough to support a family?" the older man asked the suitor.
"Yes, sir," replied Sam, "I am."
"Well," said Lisa's father, "think carefully now. There are six of us."
Cheers, RickO
I haven't read this entire thread so forgive me if this is a repeat, but this cartoon reminded of an old joke.
A highway patrolman pulled over a car he witnessed speeding and swerving all over the interstate. As he approached the car he saw a pot belly pig was driving and a man was sitting in the passenger seat. He berated the man and told him you can't let a pig drive you need to take it to the zoo immediately.
A week later the highway patrolman witnessed the same car speeding and swerving all over the interstate going in the opposite direction. He immediately pulled over the car and started yelling at the man in the passenger seat, I thought I told you to take that pig to the zoo. To which the man replied, I did and we had so much fun now we're going to Six Flags.
Philippians 4:4-7
me too, when I first saw it, my daughter had to explain that it's head and shoulders...
Especially the ones that have a bolt going through their head
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Just narrative.
Gypsy are nomads, know for music, dance, stilling and fight.
One day the Gypsy women come home and in the front of the tent the husband play some gold coins. She say : Hey Cocarde (gypsy in the dialect) we have big problem. The Guy took the knife in the hand and say: Speak women, I cut the troths and is finish.
No: The little one is full of mud, almost you do not see the eye. What we do?? We clean him or made another one?
NEVER ARGUE WITH AN IDIOT.
FIRST THEY WILL DRAG YOU DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL.
THEN, THEY WILL BEAT YOU WITH EXPERIENCE.
MARK TWAIN
If Mr. McGoo was given a new car that was not to be driven for seven years, do you think he would take some time to test drive her ?
Na ?
Did you know his windshield of his current car (the front glass) was made with prescription glass.
Try that Windows !
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
Type collector, mainly into Seated. -formerly Ownerofawheatiehorde. Good BST transactions with: mirabela, OKCC, MICHAELDIXON, Gerard
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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