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  • OAKSTAROAKSTAR Posts: 7,709 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 8, 2022 4:28PM

    Hey @JWP- I just noticed your USN & USAF retired 1971-1993.

    I was in from 70-73. I was in the Marine Corps with a guy (a Gunny) that was in all 4 branches. He did his last 4 in the Marine Corps.

    Disclaimer: I'm not a dealer, trader, grader, investor or professional numismatist. I'm just a hobbyist. (To protect me but mostly you! 🤣 )

  • CoinscratchCoinscratch Posts: 8,845 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Just went to the grocery store and saw a lady walking out towards her brand new SUV and I thought to myself…Man, that’s one Tahoe.

  • JWPJWP Posts: 23,295 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • JWPJWP Posts: 23,295 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 8, 2022 7:04PM

    I Had a neighbor that lived across the street from me. He really wanted to have his back yard fenced. Problem was he was lazy and very cheap. He devised a plan to have it fenced at no cost to him that summer. He started mowing his yard in flip flops and a spandex swimsuit. He was out there every weekend when all the neighbors were home and cooking in their backyards. By the end of June he had 3 sides completely fenced in and had just 10 feet on each side of his house left to fence. His plan worked superbly. However his neighbors still won't talk to him.

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  • JWPJWP Posts: 23,295 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @OAKSTAR said:
    Hey @JWP- I just noticed your USN & USAF retired 1971-1993.

    I was in from 70-73. I was in the Marine Corps with a guy (a Gunny) that was in all 4 branches. He did his last 4 in the Marine Corps.

    PM sent

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  • OAKSTAROAKSTAR Posts: 7,709 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Got it.

    Disclaimer: I'm not a dealer, trader, grader, investor or professional numismatist. I'm just a hobbyist. (To protect me but mostly you! 🤣 )

  • Steven59Steven59 Posts: 8,926 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I got suspended from taking surveys this afternoon. They asked me "What state do you live in" and I answered back "Confusion" - I guess they didn't like that!

    "When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"

  • Cranium_Basher73Cranium_Basher73 Posts: 3,247 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.

  • Cranium_Basher73Cranium_Basher73 Posts: 3,247 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.

  • emeraldATVemeraldATV Posts: 4,679 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The Tourist:
    &
    The Mare:

  • JWPJWP Posts: 23,295 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • WAYNEASWAYNEAS Posts: 6,848 ✭✭✭✭✭


    Wayne

    Kennedys are my quest...

  • SmudgeSmudge Posts: 9,581 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @JWP said:

    Avoid the musturd.

  • JWPJWP Posts: 23,295 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • JWPJWP Posts: 23,295 ✭✭✭✭✭

    USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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  • JWPJWP Posts: 23,295 ✭✭✭✭✭

    USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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  • JWPJWP Posts: 23,295 ✭✭✭✭✭

    USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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  • Cranium_Basher73Cranium_Basher73 Posts: 3,247 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Any Calvin and Hobbes fans?
    https://youtu.be/aX-zSBU4bCs

    Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.

  • BJandTundraBJandTundra Posts: 388 ✭✭✭✭

    @emeraldATV said:
    The Tourist:
    &
    The Mare:

    I know that Aesop story about the "Tourist and the Mare". Spoiler Alert!!
    Confidentially.................................................The Tourist wins.

  • JWPJWP Posts: 23,295 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • marcmoishmarcmoish Posts: 6,304 ✭✭✭✭✭

    HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS

    (Actual writings from hospital charts)

    1. The patient refused autopsy.
    2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
    3. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
    4. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
    5. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.
    6. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
    7. While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
    8. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
    9. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
    10. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
  • marcmoishmarcmoish Posts: 6,304 ✭✭✭✭✭

    .

    @bearcave said:
    B&,kjjjjhyy UK u

    I'm worried about you Ken, are you OK? :D

  • marcmoishmarcmoish Posts: 6,304 ✭✭✭✭✭

  • bearcavebearcave Posts: 3,996 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @marcmoish

    I'm ok. Had surgery on Thursday to replace the batteries in my SICD. I went to sleep and typed the above and hit post.😀🥴 I have bought on ebay the same way. 🤪
    LOL.

    Ken
  • Cranium_Basher73Cranium_Basher73 Posts: 3,247 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @JWP said:

    Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.

  • JWPJWP Posts: 23,295 ✭✭✭✭✭

    USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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  • JWPJWP Posts: 23,295 ✭✭✭✭✭

    USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
    Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members

  • JWPJWP Posts: 23,295 ✭✭✭✭✭

    USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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  • Cranium_Basher73Cranium_Basher73 Posts: 3,247 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.

  • TiborTibor Posts: 3,601 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @JWP said:

    When either Wilt Chamberlain or Kareem Abdul Jabbar , I don't remember which one,
    was asked "how's the weather up there", he spit on the person and said," it's raining".

  • Cranium_Basher73Cranium_Basher73 Posts: 3,247 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 9, 2022 9:39PM

    I hope 8 don't get in any trouble for this.

    Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.

  • TiborTibor Posts: 3,601 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @JWP said:

    Magically delicious >:)

  • thefinnthefinn Posts: 2,656 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Cranium_Basher73 said:

    I concur.

    thefinn
  • Cranium_Basher73Cranium_Basher73 Posts: 3,247 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Tibor said:

    @JWP said:

    Magically delicious >:)

    Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.

  • JWPJWP Posts: 23,295 ✭✭✭✭✭

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