This on goes back a long way: Back in the wild west days, a piano player in a saloon had a monkey that danced around on top of the upright piano to entertain the customers. This night, for some reason, the monkey jumped down on the bar and preceded to pee in the beer of one of the well know gunslingers in town.
He jumped up and grabbed the piano player by the collar and put a gun to his head and said, "Hey, do you know your damned monkey pissed in my beer?"
The obviously nervous piano player replied, "No, but if you'd hum a few bars, maybe I can fake it."
"Ain't None of Them play like him (Bix Beiderbecke) Yet." Louis Armstrong
There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farmhand working with him to help castrate his sheep.
As the farmer castrated the first sheep, the French farmhand took the parts and was about to throw them into the trash.
"No!" yelled the farmer, "Don't throw those away! My wife fries them up, and we eat them, they're delicious! They're called Sheep Fries!"
The farmhand saved the parts and took them to the farmer's wife who cooked them up for supper. This went on for three days....and each evening they had Sheep Fries for supper.
On the fourth night the farmer came in to the house for supper.
He asked his wife where the farmhand was, and she replied, "It's the strangest thing! When he came in and asked what was for supper, I told him French Fries, and he ran like hell!"
@JWP said:
Sounds like a discussion we had on this forum just a few days ago. Some Like It Hot some don't.🤐
if you see the thread, will you @ me here or in that thread. i searched and looked for it a few different methods but didn't turn up anything under "Some Like It Hot." t.i.a.
I love your sense of humor I was really falling into depression and I read your post about buying dog food at Cosco’s and you put a big smile on my face and then I laughed out loud just wanted to tell you thank you and have a blessed 4th of July 😊
D.
I love your sense of humor I was really falling into depression and I read your post about buying dog food at Cosco’s and you put a big smile on my face and then I laughed out loud just wanted to tell you thank you and have a blessed 4th of July 😊
D.
Truely one of several, awesome benefits of this forum. Sometimes I look back and gain a whole new perspective as what had been shared starts to take hold 😉🙀🦫
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
That is totally me. Every day.
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This on goes back a long way: Back in the wild west days, a piano player in a saloon had a monkey that danced around on top of the upright piano to entertain the customers. This night, for some reason, the monkey jumped down on the bar and preceded to pee in the beer of one of the well know gunslingers in town.
He jumped up and grabbed the piano player by the collar and put a gun to his head and said, "Hey, do you know your damned monkey pissed in my beer?"
The obviously nervous piano player replied, "No, but if you'd hum a few bars, maybe I can fake it."
Louis Armstrong
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ok i stumbled across this little gem. i don't recall seeing it before but it is a good comedy.1966
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060438/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0
There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farmhand working with him to help castrate his sheep.
As the farmer castrated the first sheep, the French farmhand took the parts and was about to throw them into the trash.
"No!" yelled the farmer, "Don't throw those away! My wife fries them up, and we eat them, they're delicious! They're called Sheep Fries!"
The farmhand saved the parts and took them to the farmer's wife who cooked them up for supper. This went on for three days....and each evening they had Sheep Fries for supper.
On the fourth night the farmer came in to the house for supper.
He asked his wife where the farmhand was, and she replied, "It's the strangest thing! When he came in and asked what was for supper, I told him French Fries, and he ran like hell!"
Cheers, RickO
Guy walks into a bar and says, "Quick, give me three shots of your finest whiskey!"
The bartender pours the shots and the man downs them as quickly as he can.
Bartender says, "What was that about?" Guy says,
"You'd do the same if you had what I have."
Bartender: "What's that?"
Guy: "70 cents."
Cheers, RickO
Sounds like a discussion we had on this forum just a few days ago. Some Like It Hot some don't.🤐
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if you see the thread, will you @ me here or in that thread. i searched and looked for it a few different methods but didn't turn up anything under "Some Like It Hot." t.i.a.
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I love your sense of humor I was really falling into depression and I read your post about buying dog food at Cosco’s and you put a big smile on my face and then I laughed out loud just wanted to tell you thank you and have a blessed 4th of July 😊
D.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Truely one of several, awesome benefits of this forum. Sometimes I look back and gain a whole new perspective as what had been shared starts to take hold 😉🙀🦫
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
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