Sometimes, when my wife gets me really angry, I look at her
through a fork and, imagining her in jail, I feel better.
These days it seems most of my conversations start with either
"Have I told you this before?"or "What was I going to say?"
We have to stop asking "How stupid can people be?" Too many of
them are taking this as a challenge.
I have no problem with computer security. All my passwords are
protected by my forgetfulness
Me and my girl went to a drive thru animal park. Driving very slowly observing the baboons.
The car behind me was doing the same.
Not watching where he was going he struck my back bumper.
What the...?
He then walks up to my window with his paper work.
What the..?
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Sometimes, when my wife gets me really angry, I look at her
through a fork and, imagining her in jail, I feel better.
These days it seems most of my conversations start with either
"Have I told you this before?"or "What was I going to say?"
We have to stop asking "How stupid can people be?" Too many of
them are taking this as a challenge.
I have no problem with computer security. All my passwords are
protected by my forgetfulness
People say 60 is the new 40... but the policeman who stopped me
did not agree.
When I see lovers' names and initials carved into trees I wonder,
Why were they carrying a knife on a date?
I do not understand why someone would sit in traffic for half an
hour just to ride a stationary bike at the gym for 20 minutes.
Sometimes you meet that special someone and you immediately
know you want to spend the rest of your life avoiding them.
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
JUST SAY IT AINT SO
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Game of thrones box seats ?
7-11 ?
What ?
LOL ?
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
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Or Chicago!
Hookt on foniks workt fer them.
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peacockcoins
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Cheers, RickO
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HE MOWED MY YARD AND DID A DOG GONE GOOD JOB
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Me and my girl went to a drive thru animal park. Driving very slowly observing the baboons.
The car behind me was doing the same.
Not watching where he was going he struck my back bumper.
What the...?
He then walks up to my window with his paper work.
What the..?
GET BACK IN YOUR CAR dingbat !
True story.
Something's fishy ?
Must be the sun.
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