The forum needs a little humor.

ricko

An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!"
Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"
Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted "PRAISE THE LORD. GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!"
The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD."
The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't."
The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said, "PRAISE THE LORD. He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil pay for them. Praise the Lord!"

Cheers, RickO

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Cheers, RickO

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Cheers, RickO

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marcmoish

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries, and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.... As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously, they were thinking, “That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.”
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man replied that they were just fine… They always shared everything.
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said, “No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.”
Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked, “What is it you are waiting for?”
She answered:
“THE TEETH.”

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@marcmoish
That is a great one

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bearcave

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Photoshopped??

wev

@bearcave said:

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Photoshopped??

I don't think so -- it was on Fox News

bearcave

Was it? I didn't see it.

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I just loved reading MAD Magazine as a kid. "What me worry"

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PerryHall

@wev said:

@bearcave said:

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Photoshopped??

I don't think so -- it was on Fox News

Your not so subtle political post is not appreciated and is against the forum rules. I enjoy this thread and we don't need someone like you trying to get it shut down.

gonzer

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That has the look of a Frank Frazetta poster.

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They have tracked me down!

Wayne

hammer1

Cat doilies'. Bet 1/2 the guys here have never seen doilies.

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marcmoish

Do you know what Chris Rock found on his face the morning after the Oscar’s?
Fresh Prince!
(Say it out loud.)

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stawick

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Its just a jump to the left ...
Lets - do - the ti....

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emeraldATV

@marcmoish said:

Oh my...The children ?

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emeraldATV

Well I assume with all the U.F.A. models, this is now a model T ?

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