The forum needs a little humor.

1630Boston

bearcave

😂

1630Boston

hammer1

1630Boston

Yes @hammer1
This took awhile also, trying to figure out where the nozzle was

hammer1

A man goes to the doctor, worried about his wife’s temper.
The doctor asks, “What’s the problem?”
The man says, “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my wife seems to lose her temper for no reason. It scares me.”
The doctor says, “I have a cure for that. When it seems that your wife is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don’t swallow it until she either leaves the room or calms down.”
Two weeks later, the man comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
The man says, “Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my wife started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and she calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?”
The doctor says, “The water itself does nothing. It’s keeping your mouth shut that does the trick.”

1630Boston

WAYNEAS

Wayne

WAYNEAS

Wayne

WAYNEAS

Wayne

WAYNEAS

Wayne

WAYNEAS

Wayne

SkyMan

ms70

ms70

QE Guy

bearcave

@ms70 said:

Why?? Then she can't get kinky! ☺️

ms70

@bearcave said:

@ms70 said:

Why?? Then she can't get kinky! ☺️

I guess you're not married.

QE Guy

emeraldATV

This emoje must be asking for implants, I guess?

emeraldATV

Man he's fast on skie's, and no worries.
Time ?
Oh ? left it in my SP jacket at the lodge on the chair near the fire pit.

1630Boston

WAYNEAS

Wayne

WAYNEAS

Wayne

marcmoish

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

WAYNEAS

Wayne

WAYNEAS

Wayne

marcmoish

marcmoish

hammer1

marcmoish

LanceNewmanOCC

@ms70 said:

there are some good vids on utube re: moms pranking their kids. ie: caramel covered onions in lieu of apples. some funny stuff there...

1630Boston

ajaan

@1630Boston said:

I used to work as a service tech for a gasoline company. You'll be amazed how many people drive away with the nozzle still in their tank.

Aotearoa

@WAYNEAS said:

Wayne

It seems Garfield doesn’t know the difference between a hammer and a bat…

WAYNEAS

@1630Boston
So without naming any names...for sale genuine gas nozzles and hoses at drive away prices. lol
Wayne

hammer1

QE Guy

QE Guy

emeraldATV

Does anybody have a mask ?

emeraldATV

I'm on it !
Stay put, be back in a flash.

emeraldATV

If I may clear the air a bit...Love to go fast on ski's (safely) when no one's around.
The Ski Patrol are the hero's in case of trouble. Me, I'm a spotter who stops.

Bullsitter

BuffaloIronTail

@WAYNEAS said:

Wayne

A definite sign of the times.

Pete

BuffaloIronTail

Pete

Oldhoopster

SkyMan

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

bearcave

@ms70 said:

@bearcave said:

@ms70 said:

Why?? Then she can't get kinky! ☺️

I guess you're not married.

Not what I was thinking!!😉

USSID17

PipestonePete

They had the same situation a couple of weeks ago in Pipestone, MN. At least, according to Weather Underground