A man goes to the doctor, worried about his wife’s temper.
The doctor asks, “What’s the problem?”
The man says, “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my wife seems to lose her temper for no reason. It scares me.”
The doctor says, “I have a cure for that. When it seems that your wife is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don’t swallow it until she either leaves the room or calms down.”
Two weeks later, the man comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
The man says, “Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my wife started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and she calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?”
The doctor says, “The water itself does nothing. It’s keeping your mouth shut that does the trick.”
If I may clear the air a bit...Love to go fast on ski's (safely) when no one's around.
The Ski Patrol are the hero's in case of trouble. Me, I'm a spotter who stops.
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😂
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Yes @hammer1
This took awhile also, trying to figure out where the nozzle was
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A man goes to the doctor, worried about his wife’s temper.
The doctor asks, “What’s the problem?”
The man says, “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my wife seems to lose her temper for no reason. It scares me.”
The doctor says, “I have a cure for that. When it seems that your wife is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don’t swallow it until she either leaves the room or calms down.”
Two weeks later, the man comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
The man says, “Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my wife started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and she calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?”
The doctor says, “The water itself does nothing. It’s keeping your mouth shut that does the trick.”
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
U.S. Type Set
Great transactions with oih82w8, JasonGaming, Moose1913.
Great transactions with oih82w8, JasonGaming, Moose1913.
Why?? Then she can't get kinky! ☺️
I guess you're not married.
Great transactions with oih82w8, JasonGaming, Moose1913.
This emoje must be asking for implants, I guess?
Man he's fast on skie's, and no worries.
Time ?
Oh ? left it in my SP jacket at the lodge on the chair near the fire pit.
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
there are some good vids on utube re: moms pranking their kids. ie: caramel covered onions in lieu of apples. some funny stuff there...
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I used to work as a service tech for a gasoline company. You'll be amazed how many people drive away with the nozzle still in their tank.
DPOTD-3
'Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery'
CU #3245 B.N.A. #428
Don
It seems Garfield doesn’t know the difference between a hammer and a bat…
Smitten with DBLCs.
@1630Boston
So without naming any names...for sale genuine gas nozzles and hoses at drive away prices. lol
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Does anybody have a mask ?
I'm on it !
Stay put, be back in a flash.
If I may clear the air a bit...Love to go fast on ski's (safely) when no one's around.
The Ski Patrol are the hero's in case of trouble. Me, I'm a spotter who stops.
A definite sign of the times.
Pete
Pete
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
U.S. Type Set
Not what I was thinking!!😉
They had the same situation a couple of weeks ago in Pipestone, MN. At least, according to Weather Underground