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lordmarcovanlordmarcovan Posts: 45,119 ✭✭✭✭✭
Just who was it that crapped on the floor by my side of the bed last night? image

There's nothing quite so exhilarating as getting up in the middle of the night and feeling a cold gooshy substance between your toes.

And you know what it is.

Instantly.

But only one question remains... whodunit?

Collector since 1976. On the CU forums here since 2001.

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    Since we're off topic. How do you create these nifty threads with the poll at the top?
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    RNCHSNRNCHSN Posts: 2,609 ✭✭✭
    I voted for Mad marty because I didn't know if you did anything to piss-off your wife the day before! LOL!
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA image

    I have the same problem, but it's barf. I can never catch the culprit, but I think I know who dun it......
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    lordmarcovanlordmarcovan Posts: 45,119 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oh, we get plenty of barf. Big Kitty is 13 years old, diabetic, has a delicate stomach and long hair.

    Suspect number one:
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    Suspect number one in a laid back moment:
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    Suspect number two in the sink:
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    Suspect number two in her younger days, before she
    was "fixed" and got fat... performing her world famous "turn out the lights" trick:
    image

    (No picture of suspect number three is available at this time.)

    Suspect number four with suspect number two:
    image

    Suspect number five (highly doubtful):
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    Suspect number six:
    image

    Suspect number seven, who has never been here (or so we think).
    But you never can tell.
    image
    (We cannot verify the picture of this suspect).

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    Our big kitty (I think) decided to barf while sleeping atop the radiator one night. It's got a vented metal cover on top of it. Needless to say, cleaning THAT up was stinky and not so easy.....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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    Could you describe the turd?
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    I say #2...The one you'd least suspect. Oh, by the way Lord! Is that Mrs. Lord?...image
    What is money, in reality, but dirty pieces of paper and metal upon which privilege is stamped?
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    mgoodm3mgoodm3 Posts: 17,497 ✭✭✭
    How big was said turd? Are you sure it's feline?
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    LucyBopLucyBop Posts: 14,001 ✭✭✭
    Could it have been the Cigar smoking Pug?????
    imageBe Bop A Lula!!
    "Senorita HepKitty"
    "I want a real cool Kitty from Hepcat City, to stay in step with me" - Bill Carter
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    MadMartyMadMarty Posts: 16,697 ✭✭✭
    Hey Lord M,
    Did it look like #1,2, or 3!
    imageimageimage
    It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving!!!

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    I don't even want to say what the 1st option looks like Marty...FRIED YET!....image
    What is money, in reality, but dirty pieces of paper and metal upon which privilege is stamped?
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    lordmarcovanlordmarcovan Posts: 45,119 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I would say it was feline or canine sized. Our dog is a small dog, though, barely bigger than Big Kitty. He was my number one suspect, but then Big Kitty was caught in the act of pooping where she shouldn't have been, not long after that...


    So it was an animal of some sort. That leaves Big Kitty, Penny Cat, Bailey the Dog, or Mad Marty.

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    MadMartyMadMarty Posts: 16,697 ✭✭✭
    Was your leg knub when you woke up? Birmingham is alot closer to you then Chicago and I know the pug is always looking to give someone a good leg hump!
    It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving!!!

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    goose3goose3 Posts: 11,471 ✭✭✭
    aren't those pretzels?? or beef jerky?

    I had the pleasure of stepping in something the other night while preparing to go to bed and didn't realize it was on my slipper until I went onto the linoleum in our bathroom. HAIR BALL! had to go clean up everywhere my right foot was plus the original spot. It's times like that I wish my cat would croak.
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    dpooledpoole Posts: 5,940 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Cameron just called and told me to point out that this doesn't have to do with coins, and should be on the Open Forum.
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    lordmarcovanlordmarcovan Posts: 45,119 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oh, good. Dpoole has been deputized. It's about time somebody policed this forum. It's taken a turn for the worse, thanks to threads like this.

    Collector since 1976. On the CU forums here since 2001.

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    goose3goose3 Posts: 11,471 ✭✭✭


    << <i>Cameron just called and told me to point out that this doesn't have to do with coins, and should be on the Open Forum. >>



    Call him back and tell him to SHOVE IT. I see he didn't have the nerve to post a word here in the thread.image
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    MadMartyMadMarty Posts: 16,697 ✭✭✭
    That's because, Carol isn't answering the OT hotline!!!
    It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving!!!

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    Live and let live, Think, Think, Think, But for the grace of Cammie, Easy does it!
    What is money, in reality, but dirty pieces of paper and metal upon which privilege is stamped?
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    dpooledpoole Posts: 5,940 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oh, sure. Kill the messenger image
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    Marty is SUCH a sickoooo!!! image
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    goose3goose3 Posts: 11,471 ✭✭✭


    << <i>That's because, Carol isn't answering the OT hotline!!! >>



    It's because he doesn't have the GUTS. It's his childish was of letting us know that "little brother" is watching.

    Cameron. GROW UP.
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    lordmarcovanlordmarcovan Posts: 45,119 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hey, hey, hey...WHOA! This ain't a Cam-Slam thread!

    We are here to discuss more important, intellectual subjects.






    ...Like cat poop.

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    lordmarcovanlordmarcovan Posts: 45,119 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>image >>

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    << <i>Hey, hey, hey...WHOA! This ain't a Cam-Slam thread!

    We are here to discuss more important, intellectual subjects.

    ...Like cat poop. >>


    Mad Marty is a cat? image (he did it you know...)
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    lordmarcovanlordmarcovan Posts: 45,119 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Boy, it's a good thing detectives don't work by polls. The two most likely four-legged suspects (excluding MadMarty) have gotten the fewest votes! image

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    dpooledpoole Posts: 5,940 ✭✭✭✭✭
    << That's because, Carol isn't answering the OT hotline!!! >>


    Carol's gone, eh? That means I get to say %&^!!$#^*#!!

    Heh, heh.
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    BAJJERFANBAJJERFAN Posts: 31,642 ✭✭✭✭✭
    <<"I had the pleasure of stepping in something the other night while preparing to go to bed and didn't realize it was on my slipper until I went onto the linoleum in our bathroom. HAIR BALL! had to go clean up everywhere my right foot was plus the original spot. It's times like that I wish my cat would croak.">>

    Twould it be that critter was mine it would have a close encounter with a 2 by 4 and succumb to Dutch Elm Disease.
    theknowitalltroll;
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    BAJJERFANBAJJERFAN Posts: 31,642 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I suppose this whole thing took place about too turdy in the morning.
    theknowitalltroll;
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    I think cat number 2 was the one smart enough to do that.image
    The strangest things seem suddenly routine.
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    It's not me!

    Woof!
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    Ok who besides me voted for the daughter. Got up one am and found mine had got
    her pj's off along with the diaper and was playing in the middle of it all..... Damm that
    was ugly.

    image
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    TrooperTrooper Posts: 1,450
    Did you find any coins in it? If you did , depending on the size you could narrow your suspects down.

    Tom
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    MadMartyMadMarty Posts: 16,697 ✭✭✭
    Well LordM who did it????
    It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving!!!

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    lordmarcovanlordmarcovan Posts: 45,119 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The same culprit crapped UNDER the bed last night. Which rules out all of our two-legged suspects.

    Clue number one: when the wife and I were lookin' at each other, sayin', "where IS that poopy smell comin' from?" and we had pretty much figgered out it wasn't either of us, then she got up and looked under the bed.

    When she did this, the dog ran out of the room with his tail between his legs, and hid under Victoria's bed...

    Hope he doesn't decide to relieve himself there, too... image

    Usually it's the cats. There's somethin' wrong for him to do that, twice in one week.

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    BochimanBochiman Posts: 25,790 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You should just get all the suspects in a room, have them relieve themselves and then do a sight/smell test on the evidence you already have.
    Better than a taste test image

    I've been told I tolerate fools poorly...that may explain things if I have a problem with you. Current ebay items - Nothing at the moment

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    Rob85635Rob85635 Posts: 1,230 ✭✭✭


    << <i>I suppose this whole thing took place about too turdy in the morning. >>



    LOL, now thats good. But my guess would be closer to "ONE" turdy in the morning.

    Rob the Newbie
    Rob the Newbie
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    BAJJERFANBAJJERFAN Posts: 31,642 ✭✭✭✭✭
    When I read threads like this the words "profoundly intellectual" immediately pop into my head.
    theknowitalltroll;

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