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lordmarcovan
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Just who was it that crapped on the floor by my side of the bed last night? 
There's nothing quite so exhilarating as getting up in the middle of the night and feeling a cold gooshy substance between your toes.
And you know what it is.
Instantly.
But only one question remains... whodunit?

There's nothing quite so exhilarating as getting up in the middle of the night and feeling a cold gooshy substance between your toes.
And you know what it is.
Instantly.
But only one question remains... whodunit?
Collector since 1976. On the CU forums here since 2001.
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I have the same problem, but it's barf. I can never catch the culprit, but I think I know who dun it......
Suspect number one:
Suspect number one in a laid back moment:
Suspect number two in the sink:
Suspect number two in her younger days, before she
was "fixed" and got fat... performing her world famous "turn out the lights" trick:
(No picture of suspect number three is available at this time.)
Suspect number four with suspect number two:
Suspect number five (highly doubtful):
Suspect number six:
Suspect number seven, who has never been here (or so we think).
But you never can tell.
(We cannot verify the picture of this suspect).
Collector since 1976. On the CU forums here since 2001.
"Senorita HepKitty"
"I want a real cool Kitty from Hepcat City, to stay in step with me" - Bill Carter
Did it look like #1,2, or 3!
So it was an animal of some sort. That leaves Big Kitty, Penny Cat, Bailey the Dog, or Mad Marty.
Collector since 1976. On the CU forums here since 2001.
I had the pleasure of stepping in something the other night while preparing to go to bed and didn't realize it was on my slipper until I went onto the linoleum in our bathroom. HAIR BALL! had to go clean up everywhere my right foot was plus the original spot. It's times like that I wish my cat would croak.
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
Collector since 1976. On the CU forums here since 2001.
<< <i>Cameron just called and told me to point out that this doesn't have to do with coins, and should be on the Open Forum. >>
Call him back and tell him to SHOVE IT. I see he didn't have the nerve to post a word here in the thread.
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
<< <i>That's because, Carol isn't answering the OT hotline!!! >>
It's because he doesn't have the GUTS. It's his childish was of letting us know that "little brother" is watching.
Cameron. GROW UP.
We are here to discuss more important, intellectual subjects.
...Like cat poop.
Collector since 1976. On the CU forums here since 2001.
<< <i>
Collector since 1976. On the CU forums here since 2001.
<< <i>Hey, hey, hey...WHOA! This ain't a Cam-Slam thread!
We are here to discuss more important, intellectual subjects.
...Like cat poop. >>
Mad Marty is a cat?
Collector since 1976. On the CU forums here since 2001.
Carol's gone, eh? That means I get to say %&^!!$#^*#!!
Heh, heh.
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
Twould it be that critter was mine it would have a close encounter with a 2 by 4 and succumb to Dutch Elm Disease.
Woof!
her pj's off along with the diaper and was playing in the middle of it all..... Damm that
was ugly.
Tom
Clue number one: when the wife and I were lookin' at each other, sayin', "where IS that poopy smell comin' from?" and we had pretty much figgered out it wasn't either of us, then she got up and looked under the bed.
When she did this, the dog ran out of the room with his tail between his legs, and hid under Victoria's bed...
Hope he doesn't decide to relieve himself there, too...
Usually it's the cats. There's somethin' wrong for him to do that, twice in one week.
Collector since 1976. On the CU forums here since 2001.
Better than a taste test
I've been told I tolerate fools poorly...that may explain things if I have a problem with you. Current ebay items - Nothing at the moment
<< <i>I suppose this whole thing took place about too turdy in the morning. >>
LOL, now thats good. But my guess would be closer to "ONE" turdy in the morning.
Rob the Newbie