An Angel visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into Heaven. The woman replied that she would try her best.
The Angel visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.
“Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but when I bent over to look in the freezer, my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs in high heels, and he pulled up my skirt and made love to me right then and there.”
"They don't like that in Heaven", scolded the Angel.
The woman replied, "They're not crazy about it in Costco either!"
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Be careful - the 1st step is kinda rough
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Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me... and Snickers!
Lif is too short.
Despite the high cost of living, it's still better than the alternative.
Regrettably, my relationship with whiskey is on the rocks.
When my girlfriend turned vegan it was like I'd never seen herbivore.
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Be happy - eat healthy
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
I think I have that recipe.
Butter flavored Peeps
Snap, Crackle, Pop and their hats.
Hershey'ets , m&m's, or skittles ?
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An Angel visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into Heaven. The woman replied that she would try her best.
The Angel visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.
“Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but when I bent over to look in the freezer, my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs in high heels, and he pulled up my skirt and made love to me right then and there.”
"They don't like that in Heaven", scolded the Angel.
The woman replied, "They're not crazy about it in Costco either!"
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Graduation photo
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Good example of a poor photo shopped photo
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Graduation photo
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I was ones trapped in the woman's body!
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Then I was born!
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This guy built from the top down. Now he can build the deck! 🤣 😂
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Lets see...
Brown paper bag.
Whatever the contents.
A Match.
........Somewhere there must be a doorbell to add.
Pettie ? You little rascal.
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Are you sure this will stop my hic-cups....
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OK Easter Bunny, Where are all the eggs
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