A renowned philosopher was held in high regard by her chauffeur, who listened in awe at every speech while her boss would easily answer questions about morality and ethics.
Then one day the chauffeur approached the philosopher and asked if she was willing to switch roles for the evening's lecture.
The philosopher agreed and, for a while, the chauffeur handled himself remarkably well.
When it came time for questions from the guests, a woman in the back asked, "Is the epistemological view of the universe still valid in an existentialist world?"
"That is an extremely simple question," he responded. "So simple, in fact, that even my driver could answer that, which is exactly what she will do."
I'm old enough. I cut my teeth on duplex/triplex transmissions. Nowadays it's all automatics. On top of that, they'll give anyone a license as demonstrated by the horrible truck drivers on the road today.
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
An elderly lady & her husband were pulled over by the cops for speeding near Louisville, Kentucky.
Officer: “Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?”
Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D HE SAY??”
Man: “HE ASKED IF YOU KNOW WHY HE PULLED YOU OVER!!”
Lady to the cop: “OH. No!”
Officer: “Well ma’am you were going well over the speed limit.”
Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D HE SAY??”
Man: “HE SAYS YOU SPEEDING LIKE A BAT OUTTA HELL!”
Lady: “Ohhhh.”
Officer: “Ma’am can I see your license please?”
Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D HE SAY??”
Man: “HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR DRIVER’S LICENSE!”
Lady: “Ohh.” So, she digs it out of her purse & hands it over.
Officer, noticing her address: “You’re from Cynthiana, KY, huh? Funny, the meanest nastiest old woman I’ve ever met in my life was from Cynthiana.”
Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D HE SAY??”
Man: “HE SAYS HE KNOWS YOUR MOTHER!”
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
A renowned philosopher was held in high regard by her chauffeur, who listened in awe at every speech while her boss would easily answer questions about morality and ethics.
Then one day the chauffeur approached the philosopher and asked if she was willing to switch roles for the evening's lecture.
The philosopher agreed and, for a while, the chauffeur handled himself remarkably well.
When it came time for questions from the guests, a woman in the back asked, "Is the epistemological view of the universe still valid in an existentialist world?"
"That is an extremely simple question," he responded. "So simple, in fact, that even my driver could answer that, which is exactly what she will do."
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
I'm old enough. I cut my teeth on duplex/triplex transmissions. Nowadays it's all automatics. On top of that, they'll give anyone a license as demonstrated by the horrible truck drivers on the road today.
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
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The breakfast of champions
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The reason fast food joints are open late at night is SO THAT CUSTOMERS CAN GET GET SAME DAY SERVICE
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Just for the fun of it I hired 2 Private Detectives and had them follow each other!
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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The perfect hole in #2
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An elderly lady & her husband were pulled over by the cops for speeding near Louisville, Kentucky.
Officer: “Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?”
Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D HE SAY??”
Man: “HE ASKED IF YOU KNOW WHY HE PULLED YOU OVER!!”
Lady to the cop: “OH. No!”
Officer: “Well ma’am you were going well over the speed limit.”
Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D HE SAY??”
Man: “HE SAYS YOU SPEEDING LIKE A BAT OUTTA HELL!”
Lady: “Ohhhh.”
Officer: “Ma’am can I see your license please?”
Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D HE SAY??”
Man: “HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR DRIVER’S LICENSE!”
Lady: “Ohh.” So, she digs it out of her purse & hands it over.
Officer, noticing her address: “You’re from Cynthiana, KY, huh? Funny, the meanest nastiest old woman I’ve ever met in my life was from Cynthiana.”
Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D HE SAY??”
Man: “HE SAYS HE KNOWS YOUR MOTHER!”
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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