An elderly lady & her husband were pulled over by the cops for speeding near Louisville, Kentucky.
Officer: “Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?”
Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D HE SAY??”
Man: “HE ASKED IF YOU KNOW WHY HE PULLED YOU OVER!!”
Lady to the cop: “OH. No!”
Officer: “Well ma’am you were going well over the speed limit.”
Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D HE SAY??”
Man: “HE SAYS YOU SPEEDING LIKE A BAT OUTTA HELL!”
Lady: “Ohhhh.”
Officer: “Ma’am can I see your license please?”
Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D HE SAY??”
Man: “HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR DRIVER’S LICENSE!”
Lady: “Ohh.” So, she digs it out of her purse & hands it over.
Officer, noticing her address: “You’re from Cynthiana, KY, huh? Funny, the meanest nastiest old woman I’ve ever met in my life was from Cynthiana.”
Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D HE SAY??”
Man: “HE SAYS HE KNOWS YOUR MOTHER!”
How long will those zinc cents last before they corrode and become an encrusted mess?
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
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The perfect hole in #2
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An elderly lady & her husband were pulled over by the cops for speeding near Louisville, Kentucky.
Officer: “Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?”
Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D HE SAY??”
Man: “HE ASKED IF YOU KNOW WHY HE PULLED YOU OVER!!”
Lady to the cop: “OH. No!”
Officer: “Well ma’am you were going well over the speed limit.”
Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D HE SAY??”
Man: “HE SAYS YOU SPEEDING LIKE A BAT OUTTA HELL!”
Lady: “Ohhhh.”
Officer: “Ma’am can I see your license please?”
Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D HE SAY??”
Man: “HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR DRIVER’S LICENSE!”
Lady: “Ohh.” So, she digs it out of her purse & hands it over.
Officer, noticing her address: “You’re from Cynthiana, KY, huh? Funny, the meanest nastiest old woman I’ve ever met in my life was from Cynthiana.”
Lady to her husband: “WHAT’D HE SAY??”
Man: “HE SAYS HE KNOWS YOUR MOTHER!”
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Haul'em and bury'em in 1 trip
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They raised aliens
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I told my girlfriend that I left her some money in the bathroom - it's been 4 days and so far she hasn't found it.......
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
How long will those zinc cents last before they corrode and become an encrusted mess?
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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Bet you can find her.
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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**Forgot to put the lid on the paint bucket. However, it is a nice interior color*
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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
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If for some reason Charlie Brown went to prison, would he still be a blockhead ?
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I wonder what other treasures are on the lot.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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