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Cheers, RickO
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A statistics major was completely hung over the day of his final exam. It was a true/false test, so he decided to flip a coin for the answers.
The statistics professor watched the student the entire two hours as he was flipping the coin… writing the answer… flipping the coin… writing the answer.
At the end of the two hours, everyone else had left the final, except for the one student.
The professor walks up to his desk and interrupts the student, saying, “Listen, I have seen that you did not study for this statistics test, you didn’t even open the exam. If you are just flipping a coin for your answer, what is taking you so long?”
The student replies bitterly (as he is still flipping the coin), “Shhh! I am checking my answers!”
Cheers, RickO
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A guy comes home completely drunk one night ...
He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife , who is most definitely not happy ..
"Where the hell have you been all night ..?" she demands ...
"At this fantastic new bar ," he says ...
"The Golden Saloon ..
Everything there is golden ...""Bullsh*t ...! There's NO such place ...!!"
Guy says , "SURE there is ...!
It's got huge golden doors , a golden floor , the works .. , hell , even the Urinal's gold ...!"The wife still doesn't believe his story , and the next day checks the phone book , finding a place across town called the "Golden Saloon" ...
She calls up the place to check her husband's story ..
"Is this the Golden Saloon ...?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone ..
"Yes it is ," bartender answers ...
"Do you have huge golden doors ...?"
"Sure do .."
"Do you have golden floors ..?"
"We Most certainly do ...""What about golden urinals ...?"
There's a long pause , then the woman hears the Bartender yelling ,
"Hey , Duke , I think I got a lead on the guy that pee'd in your Saxophone last night ... !"
Cheers, RickO
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@Cranium_Basher73 said:
Yup... I've done that a few times.
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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@Steven59 said:
@emeraldATV said:
What would you name a deaf dog ?
Does it really matter ?How would you know if your dog is deaf or defiant?
If it’s defiant, it’s a cat.
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Boy: “Hey Beautiful, Can I have your number?”
Girl: “No, I have a boyfriend.”
Boy: “But I’m gay, can I have the number now?”
Girl: “Oh, okay! Here’s the number.”
Boy: “Thanks, I’m not really gay. Ha!”
Girl: “That’s my boyfriend’s number.”
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Girl: “What if a boy hugs me?”
Mom: “Say ‘don’t’.”
Girl: “What if he kisses me?”
Mom: “Say ‘stop’.”
The next day when the girl goes to school her boyfriend hugs and kisses her so she says, as her mother told her to do, she quickly said DON’T STOP!
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At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying “I know the whole truth”.
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.
Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.”
His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.”
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.”
The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.”
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door.
The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”
Cheers, RickO
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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The BUD LIGHT truck is still on FIRE
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