Sidney telephones Rabbi Levy. He says, "Rabbi, I know tonight is Yom Kippur, but tonight the Yankees are in the playoffs. Rabbi, I'm a life-long Yankees fan. I've got to watch the Yankees game on TV."Rabbi Levy replies, "Sidney, that's what video recorders are for." Sidney is surprised. "You mean I can tape Yom Kippur?"
I live in Southern California. Fifth generation native.....rare breed.
Anyway, when I was a Working Stiff my job took me all over the U.S.A. I would be on the road for as much as 6/7 months a year.
When people around here would ask me where I was headed to on my next trip or where I had been on my last trip I would always say, "America.". They got the joke...
So I thought this was funny when I saw it on a website this morning....
Oh, How True!
We have written notes for the doctors on my wife for at least two female-related surgeries. “Areola-51” and a pic of an alien was a fun one for the removal of a lump/mass.
@CaptHenway This coin looks a little off. Any idea what's going on? I don't see any evidence of a removed mintmark.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
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"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
@CaptHenway This coin looks a little off. Any idea what's going on? I don't see any evidence of a removed mintmark.
that is the rare Vegas Variety with the over and under date!
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USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
2 friends were camping out one night, when all of the sudden one of them jumps up screaming, "A SNAKE JUST BIT ME ON THE TIP OF MY DINGUS!!".
The other friend said, "don't worry, I am going to town to find a doctor, I will be right back!".
So he goes to town, and finally finds a doctor.
"Doctor!! My friend just got bit by a snake!!!" the friend says. "It's ok", the doctor says, "all you have to do is suck the poison out.".
The friend says thank you, and runs back to the camp site. The injured friends asks, "WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY? WHAT DID HE SAY?"
The other friend replies, "doctor said you gonna die!"
A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, "I'm just a walking economy."
His friend replies, "What do you mean?"
"It's like this: My hairline is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting me into a deep depression.
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work... the @$$hole is usually in charge.
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Sidney telephones Rabbi Levy. He says, "Rabbi, I know tonight is Yom Kippur, but tonight the Yankees are in the playoffs. Rabbi, I'm a life-long Yankees fan. I've got to watch the Yankees game on TV."Rabbi Levy replies, "Sidney, that's what video recorders are for." Sidney is surprised. "You mean I can tape Yom Kippur?"
Cheers, RickO
My mind is like an internet browser. At least 18 open tabs, 3 of them are frozen, and I have no clue where the music is coming from.
Cheers, RickO
I live in Southern California. Fifth generation native.....rare breed.
Anyway, when I was a Working Stiff my job took me all over the U.S.A. I would be on the road for as much as 6/7 months a year.
When people around here would ask me where I was headed to on my next trip or where I had been on my last trip I would always say, "America.". They got the joke...
So I thought this was funny when I saw it on a website this morning....
Oh, How True!
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Classic!
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How would you know if your dog is deaf or defiant?
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
A multi millionair parading around impersonating a girl, OMG.
Real guys busting their asses for 150,00$ a year............
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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We have written notes for the doctors on my wife for at least two female-related surgeries. “Areola-51” and a pic of an alien was a fun one for the removal of a lump/mass.
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I WANT to party with you dog !
Oh and by the way, RIGHT BACK ATCHA !
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tight turns may present a problem here
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I don't get this one. Can someone help?
Pi fight
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'Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery'
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I would rather join with an army of sheep led by a lion, than an army of lions led by sheep.
@CaptHenway This coin looks a little off. Any idea what's going on? I don't see any evidence of a removed mintmark.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
that's a DIY 22 P. Very rare.
It was made outside the mint by a real mint employee and is already in a certified holder so it must be real
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that is the rare Vegas Variety with the over and under date!
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Cheers, RickO
That's pretty cleaver. They have sign up at my friends pool, "We don't swim in your toilet, please don't pee in our pool."
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USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
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2 friends were camping out one night, when all of the sudden one of them jumps up screaming, "A SNAKE JUST BIT ME ON THE TIP OF MY DINGUS!!".
The other friend said, "don't worry, I am going to town to find a doctor, I will be right back!".
So he goes to town, and finally finds a doctor.
"Doctor!! My friend just got bit by a snake!!!" the friend says. "It's ok", the doctor says, "all you have to do is suck the poison out.".
The friend says thank you, and runs back to the camp site. The injured friends asks, "WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY? WHAT DID HE SAY?"
The other friend replies, "doctor said you gonna die!"
Cheers, RickO
A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, "I'm just a walking economy."
His friend replies, "What do you mean?"
"It's like this: My hairline is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting me into a deep depression.
Cheers, RickO
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work... the @$$hole is usually in charge.
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
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