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  • ricko
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    My mind is like an internet browser. At least 18 open tabs, 3 of them are frozen, and I have no clue where the music is coming from.

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  • Steven59
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    @emeraldATV said:
    What would you name a deaf dog ?
    Does it really matter ?

    How would you know if your dog is deaf or defiant?

    "When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"

  • ShaunBC5
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    We have written notes for the doctors on my wife for at least two female-related surgeries. “Areola-51” and a pic of an alien was a fun one for the removal of a lump/mass.

  • pocketpiececommems
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    @JWP said:

    The 5 Stooges

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  • emeraldATV
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    @Steven59 said:

    @emeraldATV said:
    What would you name a deaf dog ?
    Does it really matter ?

    How would you know if your dog is deaf or defiant?

    I WANT to party with you dog !
    Oh and by the way, RIGHT BACK ATCHA !

  • JWP
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  • ironmanl63
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    @JWP said:

    I don't get this one. Can someone help?

  • ajaan
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    @ironmanl63 said:

    @JWP said:

    I don't get this one. Can someone help?

    Pi fight


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  • ironmanl63
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    @ajaan said:

    @ironmanl63 said:

    @JWP said:

    I don't get this one. Can someone help?

    Pi fight

    Thank you!

  • JWP
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    @ironman63 3.14 =PIE Pie R round and Cake are square (rectangular)

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  • PerryHall
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    @lobo54 said:

    @CaptHenway This coin looks a little off. Any idea what's going on? I don't see any evidence of a removed mintmark. ;)

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  • Glen2022
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    that's a DIY 22 P. Very rare.

  • pocketpiececommems
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    @Glen2022 said:
    that's a DIY 22 P. Very rare.

    It was made outside the mint by a real mint employee and is already in a certified holder so it must be real

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  • CaptHenway
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    @PerryHall said:

    @lobo54 said:

    @CaptHenway This coin looks a little off. Any idea what's going on? I don't see any evidence of a removed mintmark. ;)

    that is the rare Vegas Variety with the over and under date!

    Professional Numismatist, Retired. 55 year member ANA. Former ANA Senior Authenticator. Winner of four ANA Heath Literary Awards; three Wayte and Olga Raymond Literary Awards; Numismatist of the Year Award 2009, and ANA Lifetime Achievement Award 2020. Winner of the PNG's 2026 Robert Friedberg Award for "The Enigmatic Lincoln Cents of 1922," Available now from Whitman or Amazon.
  • JWP
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  • Rollerman
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    @JWP said:

    That's pretty cleaver. They have sign up at my friends pool, "We don't swim in your toilet, please don't pee in our pool."

    "Ain't None of Them play like him (Bix Beiderbecke) Yet."
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  • marcmoish
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  • ricko
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    2 friends were camping out one night, when all of the sudden one of them jumps up screaming, "A SNAKE JUST BIT ME ON THE TIP OF MY DINGUS!!".
    The other friend said, "don't worry, I am going to town to find a doctor, I will be right back!".
    So he goes to town, and finally finds a doctor.
    "Doctor!! My friend just got bit by a snake!!!" the friend says. "It's ok", the doctor says, "all you have to do is suck the poison out.".
    The friend says thank you, and runs back to the camp site. The injured friends asks, "WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY? WHAT DID HE SAY?"
    The other friend replies, "doctor said you gonna die!"

    Cheers, RickO

  • ricko
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    A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, "I'm just a walking economy."

    His friend replies, "What do you mean?"

    "It's like this: My hairline is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting me into a deep depression.

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  • ricko
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    All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
    "I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
    "I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
    "I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."
    "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
    "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
    "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
    All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
    Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
    The moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work... the @$$hole is usually in charge.

    Cheers, RickO

  • ricko
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    Cheers, RickO

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