THREE TIMES 700 Posts.
Out on parole you'd be wise to trade lightly, but NO need to handle your coppers by the rim.
Did they take all your pocket change and belt to put in safekeeping when you started serving your sentence?
Really nice Lladro! But I have to ask, how do you get into purgatory with only 700 posts? I have a little over 500 and never had a mod say a word to me.
Once burned, twice shy! Try to be both pennywise and pound wise! A fortune of coins favors the bold! Familiarity with your pocket change breeds contempt! Well begun is worth at least a half cent! Beggars here can't be choosers! Bite the suspected counterfeit coin!
@rte592 said:
THREE TIMES 700 Posts.
Out on parole you'd be wise to trade lightly, but NO need to handle your coppers by the rim.
Did they take all your pocket change and belt to put in safekeeping when you started serving your sentence?
They missed one coin that I ground to make a throwing shiv.
@MFeld said:
Reposted, since I tried an edit and my original post disappeared.
Based on your behavior, If I were the moderator, before letting you out of jail, I would…
grab you by the collar, then tilt and rotate you under an incandescent lamp, as I interrogated you. As part of the interrogation, I’d ask for proof of your having made amends for your errors. I’d also require you to count out loud from 1 to 70, and if your turnaround time for the exercise was fast enough, I’d consider giving you a plus grade or a star for your efforts. Lastly, I’d give some thought as to whether you should be upgraded to full forum member status or reconsidered later, instead.
When did you start collecting Zincolns?
That makes no CENTS!
Can we do this on Friday instead that’s my birthday 😂
@rte592 said:
THREE TIMES 700 Posts.
Out on parole you'd be wise to trade lightly, but NO need to handle your coppers by the rim.
Did they take all your pocket change and belt to put in safekeeping when you started serving your sentence?
They missed one coin that I ground to make a throwing shiv.
Yikes, I hope you didn't have to hide that in your prison wallet.
Cheers.
Lol enjoying this thread!
I've got two for you...
Formerly we suffered from crimes; now we suffer from parking lot coin questions.
Too much sensibility creates unhappiness and too much insensibility creates intentional mint errors.
Coins are Neato!
"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone...somewhere...is making a penny." - Steven Wright
Even with the Variations of your posts and errors of your ways, (according to our moderator) I'm glad you are giving us the opportunity to strike a deal such as this give away! CHEERS!
I am drawing a mind blank stringing words together so i asked the ChatGPT AI to help... here is what I got.
Write a rhyme about the 1883 Racketeer Nickel that missing the word Cents, and is plated in Gold to be passed as a 5 dollar coin
In 1883, a nickel caused a fuss
It was missing the word "cents" and caused a cuss
But the real racket came from the gold plate
Making it worth more than its weight
People tried to pass it off as five
But soon they were caught and couldn't survive
The Racketeer Nickel, a clever scheme
But in the end, it was just a dream.
Yo, @calgolddiver — My bride chose you! You know the drill now!
Thanks for having fun, droogies. The more a gift hurts, the better it feels. The diversion gave me a break. I will do this again when my or your morale needs it—Craig.
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welcome back.
I've been trying to think of a good pun, but none of them make any cents!
Can you provide an obverse along with a left and right profile true view?😆
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Welcome back, I'm glad they let you out on parole.
It's a relief to have you back, I just hope you don't flip out and repeat the pattern of behavior that landed you in the slammer.
In all seriousness, I guess I missed what landed you in forum jail, but I'm glad it wasn't a permanent ban.
Philippians 4:4-7
How you escaped your confined quarters and rode to liberty on a three-legged buffalo chewing a cud is a tale that has become legend.
Live and learn from our mistakes, and hopefully others will as well. Thank you for the opportunity!
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That Lladro figurine must cost a pretty penny!
Well, here's your pun................
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Welcome back and great giveaway with puns!!
(Must have a Key Coin)
Did you get your official PCGS ankle bracelet?
The victim was found in a bag, he was struck twice, once off center between the eyes. The victim was found died, and will soon be annealed.
The suspect waits trial, it is certain he will be waffled.
THREE TIMES
700 Posts.
Out on parole you'd be wise to trade lightly, but NO need to handle your coppers by the rim.
Did they take all your pocket change and belt to put in safekeeping when you started serving your sentence?
Really nice Lladro! But I have to ask, how do you get into purgatory with only 700 posts? I have a little over 500 and never had a mod say a word to me.
My current registry sets:
20th Century Type Set
Virtual DANSCO 7070
Slabbed IHC set - Missing the Anacs Slabbed coins
Welcome back and thanks for the opportunity!
If you can't do the time, don't drop the dime....
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Once burned, twice shy! Try to be both pennywise and pound wise! A fortune of coins favors the bold! Familiarity with your pocket change breeds contempt! Well begun is worth at least a half cent! Beggars here can't be choosers! Bite the suspected counterfeit coin!
They missed one coin that I ground to make a throwing shiv.
When did you start collecting Zincolns?
That makes no CENTS!
Can we do this on Friday instead that’s my birthday 😂
Yikes, I hope you didn't have to hide that in your prison wallet.
Philippians 4:4-7
Seriously though, glad you weren’t banned that must be a high relief.
Everybody is shilling out coin puns, yet i can't even think of one!
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Thanks! More dollars than sense. Welcome back.
Cheers.
Lol enjoying this thread!
I've got two for you...
Formerly we suffered from crimes; now we suffer from parking lot coin questions.
Too much sensibility creates unhappiness and too much insensibility creates intentional mint errors.
Coins are Neato!
"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone...somewhere...is making a penny." - Steven Wright
In order to pound the message home, let me be franc. You can't leave your mark here unless you accept the sovereign authority of the moderators.
Even with the Variations of your posts and errors of your ways, (according to our moderator) I'm glad you are giving us the opportunity to strike a deal such as this give away! CHEERS!
Welcome back! Did you get any tattoos in Forum Jail?
witty quote goes here
I’m impressed they let you back after you were caught RD handed three times. Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the trime.
Impulse control engaged
That is funny as hell.
I'm bad with puns, so will take the single entry. Thanks!
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Welcome reverse.
Edit: I was backwards, why didn’t someone say?
Congrats on making parole!
I have already been "collared" once.
USAF (Ret) The purpose of Bourbon is to make you feel like you should feel WITHOUT Bourbon. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
FREEDOM!!!!!! How does it feel to be on the outside again? Hope you're not too institutionalized.
Thanks for the chance!
I am drawing a mind blank stringing words together so i asked the ChatGPT AI to help... here is what I got.
Write a rhyme about the 1883 Racketeer Nickel that missing the word Cents, and is plated in Gold to be passed as a 5 dollar coin
In 1883, a nickel caused a fuss
It was missing the word "cents" and caused a cuss
But the real racket came from the gold plate
Making it worth more than its weight
People tried to pass it off as five
But soon they were caught and couldn't survive
The Racketeer Nickel, a clever scheme
But in the end, it was just a dream.
It's all about what the people want...
Absolutely scary. AI is…… horribly wrong. Although that’s a lovely response. 👿
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
Glad you are out of the klink goes the change in my pocket.
Do not cross the picket lines of the broadstrike. Thanks for the chance.
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@UpGrayedd —There was some brockage.
I almost forgot to ask what were you in for? And don’t tell me talking politics cause I know you’re in that protected Class.
I think that it was for characterizing another member with the word jerk.
I hear ya man, been there done that. That eye to hand coordination on the keyboard can have deep mirrors
You did the time, you should be giving away a dime.
Why step over the dollar to get to the cent? Because it's a 55DDO.
All that press to let us know you've been graded and released. WOW !
There's a Little Johnny joke in there somewhere.
Philippians 4:4-7
Dirty Rittle Johnny?
Include me in Please!
The punch line would be: wrecked 'em, darn near killed 'em.
Philippians 4:4-7
The parallels to the "Soup Nazi" Seinfeld episode apply here, when George gets banned from buying soup because he asked for crackers.
"NO SOUP FOR YOU.....TWO WEEKS".
Pete
Yo, @calgolddiver — My bride chose you! You know the drill now!
Thanks for having fun, droogies. The more a gift hurts, the better it feels. The diversion gave me a break. I will do this again when my or your morale needs it—Craig.
Congrats to calgolddiver! Thanks for the chance!
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Congrats! That was fun!
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@Fraz I really enjoyed this post.
Congratulations to @calgolddiver.
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Congratulations. And thanks for a fun giveaway
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶