It's hard to believe that cartoon is over 40 years old.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
An American lawyer invited a Czech friend to stay with him in his mountain cabin. Early in the morning, the lawyer and his Czech friend went out to pick berries for their morning breakfast. As they were picking blueberries, along came two big Bears - a male and a female.
The lawyer, seeing the two bears, climbed a tree.
His friend wasn't so lucky and the male bear caught him and swallowed him whole.
The lawyer drove his car to town as fast has he could to get a policeman. The policeman took his gun and ran to the berry patch with the lawyer.
Sure enough, the two bears were still there. "He's in that one!" said the lawyer, pointing to the male.
The policeman looked at the bears, took careful aim with his gun, and shot the FEMALE.
"What did you do that for!" shouted the lawyer, "I said he was in the other bear!"
"Exactly," answered the policeman. "Would you believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?"
A man hires a blonde contractor to re-paint his porch. He shares that all the brushes and paint are in the garage. The blonde goes to the garage to get all the supplies and start the job. About an hour later, the blonde knocks on the door and shares that she is done painting the porch. “Are you already done? wow, that was fast!” says the man, quite impressed.
The blonde responds “Yes, it’s all done, and there was enough paint for two coats.” The man thanks her profusely. The blonde adds “Oh, and by the way, it’s not a Porsche, it was a Ferrari”.
WOW !!!! Only in the city!!!! You will not believe what just happened ...pulled into Sam's club gas Station this evening to get a Mtn. Dew. When I walked up I noticed these two Bullhead County Deputies watching a woman who was smoking while fueling up. I saw her and was like, "hmm That's really smart ...with the Deputies right there too!" But anyways, I went in and got my Mtn Dew. As I was checking out I hear someone screaming. I look outside and the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm & running around and just going crazy! I ran outside and the cops had put her on the ground and were putting the fire out. When out of nowhere, they put handcuffs on her and put her in the police car! I was thinking. 'She shouldn't have been smoking & pumping gas!' But, being a concerned citizen that I am, I asked them what they were arresting her for, figuring that catching her arm ablaze would be punishment enough.
He looked me dead in my eye and said ...
'WAVING A FIREARM' 🔥💪
hahahahahahaha
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It's hard to believe that cartoon is over 40 years old.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
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This is gotta be safe, the top ladder is tied off, and both ladders are tied together
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Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek.
"I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is, he replied.... "Breakfast."
Cheers, RickO
An American lawyer invited a Czech friend to stay with him in his mountain cabin. Early in the morning, the lawyer and his Czech friend went out to pick berries for their morning breakfast. As they were picking blueberries, along came two big Bears - a male and a female.
The lawyer, seeing the two bears, climbed a tree.
His friend wasn't so lucky and the male bear caught him and swallowed him whole.
The lawyer drove his car to town as fast has he could to get a policeman. The policeman took his gun and ran to the berry patch with the lawyer.
Sure enough, the two bears were still there. "He's in that one!" said the lawyer, pointing to the male.
The policeman looked at the bears, took careful aim with his gun, and shot the FEMALE.
"What did you do that for!" shouted the lawyer, "I said he was in the other bear!"
"Exactly," answered the policeman. "Would you believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?"
Cheers, RickO
A man hires a blonde contractor to re-paint his porch. He shares that all the brushes and paint are in the garage. The blonde goes to the garage to get all the supplies and start the job. About an hour later, the blonde knocks on the door and shares that she is done painting the porch. “Are you already done? wow, that was fast!” says the man, quite impressed.
The blonde responds “Yes, it’s all done, and there was enough paint for two coats.” The man thanks her profusely. The blonde adds “Oh, and by the way, it’s not a Porsche, it was a Ferrari”.
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New USAF training philosophy - one size fits all
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WOW !!!! Only in the city!!!! You will not believe what just happened ...pulled into Sam's club gas Station this evening to get a Mtn. Dew. When I walked up I noticed these two Bullhead County Deputies watching a woman who was smoking while fueling up. I saw her and was like, "hmm That's really smart ...with the Deputies right there too!" But anyways, I went in and got my Mtn Dew. As I was checking out I hear someone screaming. I look outside and the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm & running around and just going crazy! I ran outside and the cops had put her on the ground and were putting the fire out. When out of nowhere, they put handcuffs on her and put her in the police car! I was thinking. 'She shouldn't have been smoking & pumping gas!' But, being a concerned citizen that I am, I asked them what they were arresting her for, figuring that catching her arm ablaze would be punishment enough.
He looked me dead in my eye and said ...
'WAVING A FIREARM' 🔥💪
hahahahahahaha
Taken for another post and changed a few names
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.