Everyone asked a 100-year-old man and his 98-year-old wife for their health secrets.
The old man said, I'll tell you my secret.
I've been married for 75 years.
I promised my wife when we got married that when we quarrel, the loser has to walk for 5 miles.
So I've been walking 5 miles every day for past 75 years!
Everyone applauded, and asked again, "But how come your wife is very healthy as well?”
The old man answered, That is another secret.
For 75 years every single day she has been following me to make sure I really walk the full 5 miles!
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
Things to ponder as we age . . .
The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54 😳
The originator of gymnastics died at the age of 57 😳
The past world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41 😳
The best soccer player in history, Maradona, died at the age of 60 😔
And then . . .
KFC inventor died at 94 😊
Inventor of Nutella brand died at the age of 88 😊
Cigarette maker Winston died at the age of 102 😜
The inventor of opium died at the age of 116 in an earthquake 😜
Hennessy cognac, Irish inventor died at 98 😊
How did doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?
The rabbit is always jumping, but it lives for only 2 years.
The turtle that doesn't exercise at all, lives 400 years.
So . . .
Have a drink,
Take a nap,
And if you wake up, have bacon and eggs!
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Everyone asked a 100-year-old man and his 98-year-old wife for their health secrets.
The old man said, I'll tell you my secret.
I've been married for 75 years.
I promised my wife when we got married that when we quarrel, the loser has to walk for 5 miles.
So I've been walking 5 miles every day for past 75 years!
Everyone applauded, and asked again, "But how come your wife is very healthy as well?”
The old man answered, That is another secret.
For 75 years every single day she has been following me to make sure I really walk the full 5 miles!
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USAF (Ret) The purpose of Bourbon is to make you feel like you should feel WITHOUT Bourbon. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Those would be my dogs.
They sound like good watch dogs.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
They are but they watch too much.
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USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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did you know jack nicholson fought aliens?
USAF (Ret) The purpose of Bourbon is to make you feel like you should feel WITHOUT Bourbon. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
USAF (Ret) The purpose of Bourbon is to make you feel like you should feel WITHOUT Bourbon. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
USAF (Ret) The purpose of Bourbon is to make you feel like you should feel WITHOUT Bourbon. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
Things to ponder as we age . . .
The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54 😳
The originator of gymnastics died at the age of 57 😳
The past world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41 😳
The best soccer player in history, Maradona, died at the age of 60 😔
So . . .
Have a drink,
Take a nap,
And if you wake up, have bacon and eggs!
Cheers, RickO
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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The past world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41
Arnold?
The Mysterious Egyptian Magic Coin
Coins in Movies
Coins on Television
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
They said that they flushed the toilet before making their snack. Sounds OK to me
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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why is it both disturbing and hilarious to think about someone being a poodle farmer?
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