A little boy had been pawing over the stock of greeting cards at a stationery store.
After a few minutes the clerk became curious and asked, "Just what is it you're looking for, sonny? Birthday greeting? Message to a sick friend? Anniversary congratulations to your mom and dad?"
The boy shook his head, "No."
"Then what kind of card is it that you want?" asked the clerk.
The boy answered wistfully, "Got anything in the line of blank report cards?"
There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls was sitting on the porch.
"Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" the tourist asked.
The old man looked up over his newspaper and replied, "Nope."
As soon as the tourist stepped out of his car, the dog began snarling and growling, and then attacked both his arms and legs. As the tourist flailed around in the dust, he yelled, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!"
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A little boy had been pawing over the stock of greeting cards at a stationery store.
After a few minutes the clerk became curious and asked, "Just what is it you're looking for, sonny? Birthday greeting? Message to a sick friend? Anniversary congratulations to your mom and dad?"
The boy shook his head, "No."
"Then what kind of card is it that you want?" asked the clerk.
The boy answered wistfully, "Got anything in the line of blank report cards?"
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
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Cheers, RickO
Disclaimer: I'm not a dealer, trader, grader, investor or professional numismatist. I'm just a hobbyist. (To protect me but mostly you! 🤣 )
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even at the risk of developing bicycle face!
“Dear alcohol, we had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer… I saw the video… we need to talk.”
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The Badger ripped apart the car just like the Horned Frogs ripped apart Michigan!
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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Wrong Thread.
Shorts and no socks??
There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls was sitting on the porch.
"Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" the tourist asked.
The old man looked up over his newspaper and replied, "Nope."
As soon as the tourist stepped out of his car, the dog began snarling and growling, and then attacked both his arms and legs. As the tourist flailed around in the dust, he yelled, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!"
The old man muttered, "Ain't my dog."
Cheers, RickO
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hey, in theory, that is not bad, in practical application though...
NORTON approved - looks good
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Works as well as any of them.
the punch line is about half way through. worth watching the first 1:30 to set the stage though.
When Moms away and leaves the baby with their dad
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who hasn't been there, done that?
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Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
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This thread is more actually popular than the forum coin threads.............
Go figure.
Pete
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So many to write down, glad i've got a large pencil
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