The forum needs a little humor.

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emeraldATV · June 16, 2022 11:51PM

Just a meidey yoker error.

Cherry ?

emeraldATV · June 17, 2022 12:47AM

Beach etiquette 101:
Shake the s... out of your cabana blankets in the back where the wind blows.

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logger7 · June 17, 2022 4:45PM

Sorting out their relationship

An elderly couple had been courting for a long time and finally
decided to get married. Before they wed, they went out to dinner
to discuss how their marriage might work.

They talked finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally,
the man raised the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked tentatively.
"I would like it infrequently," replied the old lady.

The old gentleman sat for a moment, then leaned toward her
and asked: "Is that one word... or two?"

marcmoish · June 17, 2022 4:58PM

An old golfer was hitting his ball from near a water hazard and his club fell into the water.
When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?”
The golfer replied that his club had fallen into the water and he needed the club to have a chance to win the tournament and supplement his meager pension.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden club. "Is this your club?" the Lord asked.
The golfer replied, "No”.
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver club. "Is this your club?" the Lord asked.
Again, the golfer replied, "No”.
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron club. "Is this your club?" the Lord asked.
The golfer replied, "Yes”.
The Lord was pleased with the golfer's honesty and gave him all three clubs to keep, and the golfer went home happy.
Sometime later, the golfer was walking with his wife along the water hazard, and she fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my woman has fallen into the water!”
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Kate Upton. "Is this your woman?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the golfer.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! You have betrayed me!"
The golfer replied, "Oh, forgive me Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'No' to Kate Upton, you would have come up with Jennifer Anniston. Then if I said 'No' to her, you would have come up with my woman. Had I then said 'Yes,' you would have given me all three. And Lord, I am an old man not able to take care of all three women in a way that they deserve…that's why I said 'Yes' to Kate Upton.”
And God was pleased!
The moral of this story is: If a golfer ever tells a lie, it is for a good and honorable reason and only out of consideration for others!

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emeraldATV · June 18, 2022 1:21AM

Who's that ?

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Just a cowgirl in a hurry, or Mary Poppins

emeraldATV · June 18, 2022 2:53AM

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All done Jeff.
How's the new roof look ?

Think of it as a , as a, sunscreen. Now don't fiddle with it.

ricko · June 18, 2022 4:09AM

Cheers, RickO

Jzyskowski1 · June 18, 2022 5:01AM

Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving guy. 😂😂😂😉🙀🦫
Actually, a couple people come to mind😎

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ricko · June 18, 2022 7:45AM

Little Sonia was shouting her prayers. "Please God send me a new doll for my birthday."
Her mother, overhearing this, said, "Don't shout dear, God isn't deaf."
"No, but Grandad is, and he's in the next room," Sonia replied.

Cheers, RickO

ricko · June 18, 2022 7:50AM

A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask."
The cats says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors."
God says, "Say no more." And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.
A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat. The mice said, "All our lives we've had to run. Cats, dogs and even women with brooms have chased us. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore."
God says, "Say no more." And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, "How are you doing? Are you happy here?"
The cat yawns and stretches and says, "Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best."

Cheers, RickO

ricko · June 18, 2022 7:54AM

An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The manager points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian, "You're in charge of sweeping". To the Irishman, "You're in charge of shoveling" To the Chinese guy, "And you're in charge of supplies". "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile."

So the manager goes away for a couple of hours. And when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?

The Italian guy replies, "I didn't have a broom. You said the Chinese guy was in charge of the supplies, but he disappeared and I couldn't find him" So then the manager turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel.

The Irishman replies, "I couldn't get myself a shovel. You left the Chinese guy in charge of supplies and I couldn't find him." The manager is really pissed now, and storms off toward the pile of Sand looking for the Chinese guy.

Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells, "SUPPLIES!"

Cheers, RickO

DrDarryl · June 18, 2022 8:43AM

Each time I visit my home state I get lei'd often ...

ricko · June 18, 2022 9:01AM

Cheers, RickO

ricko · June 18, 2022 9:10AM

Cheers, RickO

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amwldcoin · June 18, 2022 12:37PM

I would love to post this as a thread but figure it wouldn't last. Some of you know I sell seashells. Never heard it put this way! I received this PM:

You sell fish skeletal remains? I'm so new. What's up with that? Why do I think that's cruel?

Too much SpongeBob?

I've never seen something like that except maybe a one of my local souvenir shops. I live near XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX so I sort of support this sort of thing. I just didn't know about the market for fish skeletons.

The forum needs a little humor.

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