Seeing a homeless guy begging on the street, a woman took pity on him and gave him a handful of change.
“Thank you,” said the homeless man. “Your generosity is much appreciated. You know my life used to be great, but just look at the state of me now.”
“How do you mean?” asked the woman.
“Well,” he explained. “I was a multi-millionaire. I had bank accounts all over the world with hundreds of thousands of dollars deposited in each.”
“So where did it all go wrong?” she asked.
The homeless man sighed, “I forgot my mother’s maiden name.”
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
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Cheers, RickO
I hope that stops them.
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Salt is why you don’t buy a yankee used car.
It would be funny if this was your blind date and her name was Sue!
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
And they have crappy kids and grandkids that destroyed all of that.
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Men trying not to get caught looking at a beautiful woman when their wife is nearby. It's like they have radar!
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
Seeing a homeless guy begging on the street, a woman took pity on him and gave him a handful of change.
“Thank you,” said the homeless man. “Your generosity is much appreciated. You know my life used to be great, but just look at the state of me now.”
“How do you mean?” asked the woman.
“Well,” he explained. “I was a multi-millionaire. I had bank accounts all over the world with hundreds of thousands of dollars deposited in each.”
“So where did it all go wrong?” she asked.
The homeless man sighed, “I forgot my mother’s maiden name.”
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I got slapped
Careful.
Fyi, This is a random board that somebody wrote on at work
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Just a meme. Not married.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
I get it! "Evil Dead Movies" are my favorite!
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
So that makes it OK?
Smitten with DBLCs.
It can still be funny, even if some are sensitive. Like self-deprecating humor.
Best to steer clear of politics on this forum.