@OPA said:
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
My mother was a car. I don't recall her ever standing in the garage though. But she was a car. I know that for certain. She did go to church every Sunday morning. I know because I was there too. Not sure about if she believed the preacher or not. But I do know that she was a car. I'm certain of that.
@OPA said:
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
My mother was a car. I don't recall her ever standing in the garage though. But she was a car. I know that for certain. She did go to church every Sunday morning. I know because I was there too. Not sure about if she believed the preacher or not. But I do know that she was a car. I'm certain of that.
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This one may not make much sense to you until you get a few more of life's experiences behind you.
"Sometimes it is easier to go faster by slowing down a little bit." -Unknown
One more for ya.
"Two threads on the same topic will not win many friends on most forums" -ifthevamzarockin
Putting Peace dollars in the oven don't make them biscuits!
If at first you don't succeed, blame a politician....
Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value. Zero. Voltaire. Ebay coinbowlllc
If at first you don't succeed...run again...
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If you couldn't break a diamond, they wouldn't have all of those pretty facets. So, I'd like to amend the quote:
Love resembles a diamond...every facet breaks...
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Love is like a diamond..hard and rocky.
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Love is like a diamond, she'll accept it and run off with your best friend.
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Love is like a diamond...getting to first base is no guarantee that you'll eventually score.
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Love is like a diamond...easier to buy than sell.
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jmlanzaf Are you trying to make sure Landon doesn't catch up to you in post count?
How about this deep thought for the day...........GIVE IT A REST.
You're one sick puppy.......I'm not saying you're wrong......but someone needs to schedule you an appointment with the local veterinarian.
P.S. Sorry to be so brutally honest but it's 113° here. It's messing with my mind.
"Putting Peace dollars in the oven can make them sell like hotcakes for certain sellers."
"To Be Esteemed Be Useful" - 1792 Birch Cent --- "I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness
I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you
POTD
My mother was a car. I don't recall her ever standing in the garage though. But she was a car. I know that for certain. She did go to church every Sunday morning. I know because I was there too. Not sure about if she believed the preacher or not. But I do know that she was a car. I'm certain of that.
But her TV show didn't run all that long.
“I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about.”
― Oscar Wilde
Cheers, RickO