The forum needs a little humor.

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that
it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the
salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"

The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have:

Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95

Divorced Barbie for $265.95
The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and
the others only $19.95?"
The salesperson answers :

"Sir...Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer
and...One of Ken's Friends.

Pete

Grandpa and his grandson are sitting outside after a rainstorm
A worm comes out of its hole
Grandpa thinking he will have some fun tells his grandson if he can get the worm back in the hole he will pay him $5
The grandson has no luck at first but then goes in the house. He stretches the worm out and sprays it with grandmas hair spray. It hardens up and the boys slips the worm in the ground
Grandpa is impressed and tells his grandson to sit tight while he goes in the house for his $5. He comes out in a few minutes and hands the boy $25. The boy very surprised asks why $25?
Grandpa says the other $20 is from grandma

Most people don't know that in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to have been the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was lost forever.
The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.
The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.

@ErrorsOnCoins , Nice catch! I bet he gave that fishing pole a ride. And the tacos look amazing. The Solution: Spicy Mayo.
Saturday, I had no boat, no tide and definitely no tuna. We get Spanish Mackerel off the beach when conditions are right but have to travel 40 to 50 miles off for tuna.

West Beach Galveston Island

BREAKING:

We have a 6 phase plan to reopen the state. The plan will be a phased plan that we will plan to utilize in phases. The phases will be planned and the planning will be phased. We will move quickly and slowly to open but remain closed. I have created a staff of staffers who will plan the phase and planning while phasing their phases. And that is our reopening plan.

@drwstr123 said:

Well, we’ve somehow survived through April. It’s been a very rough year, but things should get better now that we’re into May.

Nope.