One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that
it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the
salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"
The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95
The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and
the others only $19.95?"
The salesperson answers :
"Sir...Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer
and...One of Ken's Friends.
Grandpa and his grandson are sitting outside after a rainstorm
A worm comes out of its hole
Grandpa thinking he will have some fun tells his grandson if he can get the worm back in the hole he will pay him $5
The grandson has no luck at first but then goes in the house. He stretches the worm out and sprays it with grandmas hair spray. It hardens up and the boys slips the worm in the ground
Grandpa is impressed and tells his grandson to sit tight while he goes in the house for his $5. He comes out in a few minutes and hands the boy $25. The boy very surprised asks why $25?
Grandpa says the other $20 is from grandma
My nine year old son is next to me watching videos of YT teenage stars with millions of likes etc.etc.etc.
And I was like "Those guys are bunch of geeks" then went back to looking at my coins.
Most people don't know that in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to have been the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was lost forever.
The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.
The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.
@ErrorsOnCoins , Nice catch! I bet he gave that fishing pole a ride. And the tacos look amazing. The Solution: Spicy Mayo.
Saturday, I had no boat, no tide and definitely no tuna. We get Spanish Mackerel off the beach when conditions are right but have to travel 40 to 50 miles off for tuna.
A man and a woman who have never met before find
themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to
get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on
the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and
says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold
and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me
another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says,
"I've got a better idea ... let's pretend we're
married."
I just got back from the tortilla factory/ grocery store for supplies for fish tacos.
Everyone in the entire store wore a mask except one of those types of people. Of course, I said something to him about wearing a mask is for everyone. He called me a mother f'er multiple times in front of everyone. I just looked at him like the idiot he is.
We have a 6 phase plan to reopen the state. The plan will be a phased plan that we will plan to utilize in phases. The phases will be planned and the planning will be phased. We will move quickly and slowly to open but remain closed. I have created a staff of staffers who will plan the phase and planning while phasing their phases. And that is our reopening plan.
It still is and it will continue to be........my fault. Tempers are short nowadays and I should have known better. Dang me...Dang me. They 'otta take a rope an' hang me!
@ErrorsOnCoins said:
I just got back from the tortilla factory/ grocery store for supplies for fish tacos.
Everyone in the entire store wore a mask except one of those types of people. Of course, I said something to him about wearing a mask is for everyone. He called me a mother f'er multiple times in front of everyone. I just looked at him like the idiot he is.
Now that's funny. The thread is back on track. Way to go! You should run for Governor. Then you can run "those types of people" out of your your state.
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"Poolooseabagumba" ?
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that
it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the
salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"
The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95
The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and
the others only $19.95?"
The salesperson answers :
"Sir...Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer
and...One of Ken's Friends.
U.S. Type Set
Pete
Grandpa and his grandson are sitting outside after a rainstorm
A worm comes out of its hole
Grandpa thinking he will have some fun tells his grandson if he can get the worm back in the hole he will pay him $5
The grandson has no luck at first but then goes in the house. He stretches the worm out and sprays it with grandmas hair spray. It hardens up and the boys slips the worm in the ground
Grandpa is impressed and tells his grandson to sit tight while he goes in the house for his $5. He comes out in a few minutes and hands the boy $25. The boy very surprised asks why $25?
Grandpa says the other $20 is from grandma
My nine year old son is next to me watching videos of YT teenage stars with millions of likes etc.etc.etc.
And I was like "Those guys are bunch of geeks" then went back to looking at my coins.
Now, I encourage his video making
Except the hair is longer now...
Most people don't know that in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to have been the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was lost forever.
The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.
The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.
@marcmoish . Thank goodness! Could you imagine burritos with mayonnaise.
When you're alone and life is making you lonely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw07CDid0JM
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Fish Burritos do have mayo in them
But weren't fish tacos mostly a California thing? Burritos and tacos may have been as far as I know!
I now Know why Mrs. Miller never made it big!
California leads in so many ways, we are the king of fish tacos and fish burritos,
Super delicious.
In fact, we having fish tacos tonight for dinner.
Maybe so, but I don't eat fish at mexican restaurants. Its like ordering tacos at Long John Silvers.
Clerk: Come again matey, did you say tacooos?
Pictures requested on the Friday thread.
My YouTube Channel
Fresh frozen Tuna (I caught) fish burrito from couple weeks ago.
@ErrorsOnCoins , Nice catch! I bet he gave that fishing pole a ride. And the tacos look amazing. The Solution: Spicy Mayo.
Saturday, I had no boat, no tide and definitely no tuna. We get Spanish Mackerel off the beach when conditions are right but have to travel 40 to 50 miles off for tuna.
West Beach Galveston Island
Ya know....I always thought fish taco's was a..."slang term", not an actual thing
Galveston...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYGzhCtFt9E
STRANGERS ON A TRAIN
A man and a woman who have never met before find
themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to
get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on
the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and
says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold
and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me
another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says,
"I've got a better idea ... let's pretend we're
married."
"Why not," giggles the woman.
"Good," he replies. "Get your own blanket."
U.S. Type Set
I just got back from the tortilla factory/ grocery store for supplies for fish tacos.
Everyone in the entire store wore a mask except one of those types of people. Of course, I said something to him about wearing a mask is for everyone. He called me a mother f'er multiple times in front of everyone. I just looked at him like the idiot he is.
So I believe I can kill the virus with UV sunlight on the hood of a car with hot fresh food.
But what about the cabbage?? Got to get the virus off it somehow. hmmm.
O.K., It's gone now. I didn't mean any harm. Nothing personal.
Here we go...……………..
Yup, it was fun while it lasted.
Just spray your cabbage with Clorox. Actually marinate it in grain alcohol.
Back on track
We gotta get this thread back on track:
Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...
BREAKING:
We have a 6 phase plan to reopen the state. The plan will be a phased plan that we will plan to utilize in phases. The phases will be planned and the planning will be phased. We will move quickly and slowly to open but remain closed. I have created a staff of staffers who will plan the phase and planning while phasing their phases. And that is our reopening plan.
The governor of WV saying it like it is.
(Pseudo f Bomb)
https://youtu.be/_XHknliefNw
My YouTube Channel
OMG, I love this one.
This saved the thread.
My meager attempt to save it with Gov Cuomo's breaking news pales to this gem.
Well, we’ve somehow survived through April. It’s been a very rough year, but things should get better now that we’re into May.
Nope.
It still is and it will continue to be........my fault. Tempers are short nowadays and I should have known better. Dang me...Dang me. They 'otta take a rope an' hang me!
Now that's funny. The thread is back on track. Way to go! You should run for Governor. Then you can run "those types of people" out of your your state.
Dave
What ever happened to "an apple a day keeps the doctor away".
I'm guessing it was a baby boomer secret.
Still works ya Know !
Pete