Invent the next generation of exaggeration

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RogerB
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edited April 25, 2019 7:16PM in U.S. Coin Forum

We've read all sorts of nonsensical exaggerated language from auction companies and dealers as that attempt to stack superlatives for coin that are touting. But it seems they are running out of words. monikers such as "rainbow," "double nuclear," "super moose," "supernova," and others are becoming routine and unimpressive.

Now is the time for collectors to invent a new generation of exaggeration - then copyright or trademark the words and phrases and charge hefty fees for their use. What are YOUR original hyperboles?

(Please, no gentle auxesis. Be blunt; be brief.)

:)

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  • yosclimber
    yosclimber Posts: 5,322 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    "Best _____ Ever!" - one my kids used to say. But it was always somewhat tongue in cheek.

  • ms70
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    I've seen several levels of "nuclear" with my favorite being "nuclear fission white".

  • WillieBoyd2
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    Somebody called one of my posted coins "delicate".

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    Authentic??

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    Best thing to happen til the apocalypse

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  • Luxor
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    Wasn't it Jay Cline who first began describing coins as 'blast white' ?

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  • 1630Boston
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    @Hemispherical
    01010111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101000 01100101 01100011 01101011 0011111

    What the heck? :smile:

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  • ricko
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    A term used in the south, though not commonly applied to coins, would be 'bodacious'....I look forward to seeing that in an auction description.... :D Cheers, RickO

  • RogerB
    RogerB Posts: 8,852 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 26, 2019 6:27AM
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    Well -- I'll add this laconic one:

    "Sultry" as in Kathleen Turner in Body Heat.

  • Smudge
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    @RogerB said:
    Hmmmm...."Bodacious Dahlonega Half Eagle with startling, shimmering, stellar luster sufficient to blind a 20-foot Gator."

    SOLD.

  • Broadstruck
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    edited April 26, 2019 8:13AM
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    I never bid or buy, but enjoy descriptions that require wearing hip high rubber boots just to read.

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  • jabba
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    @thefinn said:
    Best thing to happen til the apocalypse

    Now if it was Best thing to happen til the Zombie apocalypse I’m sold!


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    BTW actually had a car salesmen tell me this land cruiser is the perfect SUV for the Zombie Apocalypse I asked how he could prove it to me and I’m sold! Did buy that day


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    Multi-OMFUG monster :o

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    @Hemispherical said:
    Everything is a cycle. What was old becomes new and what is new becomes old.

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    What the heck......... just a guess

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    Quasar Luster

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  • CaptHenway
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    Totally Frood, Dude!

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  • RogerB
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    @jafo50 said:

    @Hemispherical said:
    Everything is a cycle. What was old becomes new and what is new becomes old.

    01010111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101000 01100101 01100011 01101011 00111111

    What the heck......... just a guess

    On the nose guess, too!

  • RogerB
    RogerB Posts: 8,852 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 26, 2019 2:20PM
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    "Put this auction on your event horizon !" Nah...too wordy. Requires too much prior knowledge. Surely this band of genius can come up with a few extravagant exaggerations for copyright and make us all rich !

  • coinkat
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    Picture this... In your collection

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  • ms70
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    @RogerB said:
    Well -- I'll add this laconic one:

    "Sultry" as in Kathleen Turner in Body Heat.

    I was thinking "sultry" as in Anne Ramsey in Throw Momma from the Train.

  • JimW
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    Totally Rufus :)

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  • rln_14
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    Tantalizing toning...
    Lucsious luster...
    Opulent originality...

  • RogerB
    RogerB Posts: 8,852 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Ahhh...now those are palatial maybe even volcanic.

  • BLUEJAYWAY
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    Supercalifragilistic.....well you know the rest.

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  • ms70
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    "So much luster it's just stupid"

  • SanctionII
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    "This coin has IT,...... like,..... totally."

    Overheard at a coin shop in Van Nuys, Calif.

  • cameonut2011
    cameonut2011 Posts: 10,878 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @SanctionII said:
    "This coin has IT,...... like,..... totally."

    Overheard at a coin shop in Van Nuys, Calif.

    It has, like OMG toning... :D

  • cameonut2011
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    "headlight luster"

  • cameonut2011
    cameonut2011 Posts: 10,878 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 27, 2019 1:28AM
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    From actual auction descriptions:

    "Son of Godzilla"

    "Godzilla"

    "A SEXY SORBET"

    "Masterpiece"

    "When Peacocks see this coin, they nuts and attack as they are so insanely jealous."

    "This coin would make a Peacock go nuts during mating seasons when their colors are out."

    "The sex appeal of this coin is beyond any normal persons libido."

    "Electric shades of amber/gold/violet/blue/aqua green can be seen for miles."

    "This coin is total coin porn all day!"

    "[T]he well struck details stand out like a Warhol painting. The eye appeal is quite dramatic!"

    "This piece just rains rainbow colors.... The eye appeal of this piece is like a raining group of colors-you will be blown away!"

    "At one time NBC wanted to use this coin when its Peacock displayed all its colors! "

    "Speaking of eye appeal-all we an say is WOW, WOW, WOW!"

  • gonzer
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    edited April 30, 2019 2:14PM
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    …

  • WHPRATT
    WHPRATT Posts: 114 ✭✭✭
    edited April 27, 2019 4:50AM
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    Lustrous Luster Bomb

    Tonealicious

    Mega Moose

    ShamWow

    Bursting Bronto Bloom

    Lightspeed Cartwheel

    Mongo Punch devices

    Bobby Dazzler

  • TwoKopeiki
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    Supernova

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  • RogerB
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    For your North Korean coins it might be:
    "Radiant as our Glorious Leader's Image in our Hearts"

    _____ rare as a Blue Moon
    Celestial
    Constellation of _____
    Hint of earthshine toning
    Pale pvc green in occultation of nebulous blue and red
    Superb example of retrograding
    Sparkling star cluster
    Zodiac-like depth

  • WinLoseWin
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    "Such incredibly uncommonly amazingly toning it must have atoms and molecules previously unknown to science."

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  • RogerB
    RogerB Posts: 8,852 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 27, 2019 6:04PM
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    Ooooo...that's nasty ! :)

    Unknown atoms created in a supernova; or maybe cold pressed hot condensed helium hydride.

  • csdot
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    So great that if anyone questions it they must be STUPID (and I mean STUPID), and flunked kindergarten.

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  • bolivarshagnasty
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    Looks like we will have to update the Numismatic Phrase Generator with nuclear and supernova. And the deceit continues.................. :#

  • aus3000tin
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    "21st Century rarity" - pertaining to any coin mintage under 1 million.
    With the world population increasing toward 8 billion, a "pawltry" mintage of 1 million is the new "21 Century rarity".

    Chris

  • kbbpll
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    Bomb cyclone toning

  • ms70
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    "Dripping with so much luster I got some on my pants."

  • WillieBoyd2
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    "We're not in Kansas any more" coloring.

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  • RogerB
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    bolivarshagnasty -- Ahh...that is good! Every coin seller should have one! Automate it and you;ll make enough to buy your own 1804 dollar !

  • PerryHall
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    @ms70 said:
    "Dripping with so much luster I got some on my pants."

    I'm guessing that may not be luster. :o;):D

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    @Hemispherical said:
    Everything is a cycle. What was old becomes new and what is new becomes old.

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    01001100 01001111 01001100

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  • Hemispherical
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    @asheland said:

    @Hemispherical said:
    Everything is a cycle. What was old becomes new and what is new becomes old.

    01010111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101000 01100101 01100011 01101011 00111111

    01001100 01001111 01001100

    01010011 01101101 01101001 01101100 01100101 01111001 00100000 01000110 01100001 01100011 01100101

  • asheland
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    @Hemispherical said:

    @asheland said:

    @Hemispherical said:
    Everything is a cycle. What was old becomes new and what is new becomes old.

    01010111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101000 01100101 01100011 01101011 00111111

    01001100 01001111 01001100

    01010011 01101101 01101001 01101100 01100101 01111001 00100000 01000110 01100001 01100011 01100101

    B)

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