Invent the next generation of exaggeration

We've read all sorts of nonsensical exaggerated language from auction companies and dealers as that attempt to stack superlatives for coin that are touting. But it seems they are running out of words. monikers such as "rainbow," "double nuclear," "super moose," "supernova," and others are becoming routine and unimpressive.
Now is the time for collectors to invent a new generation of exaggeration - then copyright or trademark the words and phrases and charge hefty fees for their use. What are YOUR original hyperboles?
(Please, no gentle auxesis. Be blunt; be brief.)
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"Best _____ Ever!" - one my kids used to say. But it was always somewhat tongue in cheek.
I've seen several levels of "nuclear" with my favorite being "nuclear fission white".
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Somebody called one of my posted coins "delicate".
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Best thing to happen til the apocalypse
Wasn't it Jay Cline who first began describing coins as 'blast white' ?
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What the heck?
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A term used in the south, though not commonly applied to coins, would be 'bodacious'....I look forward to seeing that in an auction description....
Cheers, RickO
Hmmmm...."Bodacious Dahlonega Half Eagle with startling, shimmering, stellar luster sufficient to blind a 20-foot Gator."
Well -- I'll add this laconic one:
"Sultry" as in Kathleen Turner in Body Heat.
SOLD.
I never bid or buy, but enjoy descriptions that require wearing hip high rubber boots just to read.
Now if it was Best thing to happen til the Zombie apocalypse I’m sold!
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BTW actually had a car salesmen tell me this land cruiser is the perfect SUV for the Zombie Apocalypse I asked how he could prove it to me and I’m sold! Did buy that day
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Multi-OMFUG monster
What the heck......... just a guess
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"Even more rare than an 1881-S Morgan Dollar!"
Quasar Luster
Totally Frood, Dude!
On the nose guess, too!
"Put this auction on your event horizon !" Nah...too wordy. Requires too much prior knowledge. Surely this band of genius can come up with a few extravagant exaggerations for copyright and make us all rich !
Picture this... In your collection
Experience the World through Numismatics...it's more than you can imagine.
I was thinking "sultry" as in Anne Ramsey in Throw Momma from the Train.
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Totally Rufus
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Tantalizing toning...
Lucsious luster...
Opulent originality...
Ahhh...now those are palatial maybe even volcanic.
Supercalifragilistic.....well you know the rest.
"So much luster it's just stupid"
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"This coin has IT,...... like,..... totally."
Overheard at a coin shop in Van Nuys, Calif.
It has, like OMG toning...
"headlight luster"
From actual auction descriptions:
"Son of Godzilla"
"Godzilla"
"A SEXY SORBET"
"Masterpiece"
"When Peacocks see this coin, they nuts and attack as they are so insanely jealous."
"This coin would make a Peacock go nuts during mating seasons when their colors are out."
"The sex appeal of this coin is beyond any normal persons libido."
"Electric shades of amber/gold/violet/blue/aqua green can be seen for miles."
"This coin is total coin porn all day!"
"[T]he well struck details stand out like a Warhol painting. The eye appeal is quite dramatic!"
"This piece just rains rainbow colors.... The eye appeal of this piece is like a raining group of colors-you will be blown away!"
"At one time NBC wanted to use this coin when its Peacock displayed all its colors! "
"Speaking of eye appeal-all we an say is WOW, WOW, WOW!"
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Lustrous Luster Bomb
Tonealicious
Mega Moose
ShamWow
Bursting Bronto Bloom
Lightspeed Cartwheel
Mongo Punch devices
Bobby Dazzler
Supernova
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For your North Korean coins it might be:
"Radiant as our Glorious Leader's Image in our Hearts"
_____ rare as a Blue Moon
Celestial
Constellation of _____
Hint of earthshine toning
Pale pvc green in occultation of nebulous blue and red
Superb example of retrograding
Sparkling star cluster
Zodiac-like depth
"Such incredibly uncommonly amazingly toning it must have atoms and molecules previously unknown to science."
"To Be Esteemed Be Useful" - 1792 Birch Cent --- "I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin
Ooooo...that's nasty !
Unknown atoms created in a supernova; or maybe cold pressed hot condensed helium hydride.
So great that if anyone questions it they must be STUPID (and I mean STUPID), and flunked kindergarten.
Indian Head $10 Gold Date Set Album
Looks like we will have to update the Numismatic Phrase Generator with nuclear and supernova. And the deceit continues..................
"21st Century rarity" - pertaining to any coin mintage under 1 million.
With the world population increasing toward 8 billion, a "pawltry" mintage of 1 million is the new "21 Century rarity".
Chris
Bomb cyclone toning
"Dripping with so much luster I got some on my pants."
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"We're not in Kansas any more" coloring.
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bolivarshagnasty -- Ahh...that is good! Every coin seller should have one! Automate it and you;ll make enough to buy your own 1804 dollar !
I'm guessing that may not be luster.


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