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Why Coin Dealers Drink ... Part CCCCV

CaptHenwayCaptHenway Posts: 32,716 ✭✭✭✭✭
From the dealer network:

"Had an old guy in here a minute ago, first time
customer - looking for a Huguenot-Walloon.....
brought his 1963 RedBook along with him just
so I didn't try to overcharge him....."
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  • keyman64keyman64 Posts: 15,533 ✭✭✭✭✭
    image No price change in 40 years!
    "If it's not fun, it's not worth it." - KeyMan64
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  • CaptHenwayCaptHenway Posts: 32,716 ✭✭✭✭✭
    A little bit later from the same dealer:

    "Line 'em up! Next new customer - needs to move
    an '81-CC $ that's been in his family for over
    100 years - VF-ish - weight good, sound good,
    reverse pretty good, obverse with some pimples
    and all the stars were recessed, 15 degrees of
    die-rotation - micro-thin reeds on the edge and
    about 50% more reeds per inch than there should be.
    Tell him it's NG and suddenly it goes from being
    in the family for 100 years to "I only paid $52
    for it on eBay, no big loss"...my trust in humanity
    has been irreparably harmed."
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  • MidLifeCrisisMidLifeCrisis Posts: 10,550 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wow x 2
  • keyman64keyman64 Posts: 15,533 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>A little bit later from the same dealer:

    "Line 'em up! Next new customer - needs to move
    an '81-CC $ that's been in his family for over
    100 years - VF-ish - weight good, sound good,
    reverse pretty good, obverse with some pimples
    and all the stars were recessed, 15 degrees of
    die-rotation - micro-thin reeds on the edge and
    about 50% more reeds per inch than there should be.
    Tell him it's NG and suddenly it goes from being
    in the family for 100 years to "I only paid $52
    for it on eBay, no big loss"...my trust in humanity
    has been irreparably harmed." >>

    That's just sad.
    "If it's not fun, it's not worth it." - KeyMan64
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  • SoCalBigMarkSoCalBigMark Posts: 2,800 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ancient coin dealers that use the word kewl make me drink. image
  • TwoSides2aCoinTwoSides2aCoin Posts: 44,574 ✭✭✭✭✭
    A dealer offered me a ticket to the College World Series last night, but I had prior arrangements. That made me want to have a drink, sort of.
  • JcarneyJcarney Posts: 3,154


    << <i>image No price change in 40 years! >>



    Mad math skilz! image
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  • TwoSides2aCoinTwoSides2aCoin Posts: 44,574 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Good one, chessman... image

    make that a "double"
  • ShamikaShamika Posts: 18,785 ✭✭✭✭


    << <i>image No price change in 40 years! >>



    +10

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  • rickoricko Posts: 98,724 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I really enjoy these stories.... I know they are true, but find them to be straight out of the Twilight Zone.... Cheers, RickO
  • PerryHallPerryHall Posts: 46,824 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>image No price change in 40 years! >>



    Try 50 years.image

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  • SwampboySwampboy Posts: 13,105 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The Capt's post put me in mind of a line from Mamet's "American Buffalo"

    Teach: Naaa...What am I going to do, leaf through the book for hours on end? The important thing is to have the idea...

    image

    (coincidentally that is a '63 Redbook open on the table)

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  • keyman64keyman64 Posts: 15,533 ✭✭✭✭✭


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    << <i>image No price change in 40 years! >>



    Try 50 years.image >>

    ummm, yeah that's what I meant. image
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  • ShortgapbobShortgapbob Posts: 2,332 ✭✭✭


    << <i>From the dealer network:

    "Had an old guy in here a minute ago, first time
    customer - looking for a Huguenot-Walloon.....
    brought his 1963 RedBook along with him just
    so I didn't try to overcharge him....." >>



    If he has a 1963 Red Book, then sell him 1950-D Nickels at those prices.
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  • Ah yes, coin dealers. The only business people who think it's ok to mock your customers. Well, probably drug dealers think it's ok too.
  • CaptHenwayCaptHenway Posts: 32,716 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Ah yes, coin dealers. The only business people who think it's ok to mock your customers. Well, probably drug dealers think it's ok too. >>



    Thank you for sharing!
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  • crypto79crypto79 Posts: 8,623


    << <i>Ah yes, coin dealers. The only business people who think it's ok to mock your customers. Well, probably drug dealers think it's ok too. >>




    not sure I have ever not heard "stories" from anybody involved in sales no matter the field. Much like all husbands have wife stories


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    << <i>Ah yes, coin dealers. The only business people who think it's ok to mock your customers. Well, probably drug dealers think it's ok too. >>




    not sure I have ever not heard "stories" from anybody involved in sales no matter the field. Much like all husbands have wife stories >>




    Maybe, but I doubt they tell stories about their customers in front of other customers.

    How would you feel about your doctor if he started telling you stupid patient stories?

    Or how about the next time the pizza delivery guy starts telling you about how stupid your neighbor is for ordering a pineapple and anchovy pizza?


    I'm pretty sure we'd all think twice about doing business with someone who thinks it's ok to mock their customers in front of other customers. Apparently though, coin dealers are exempt from this ethical standard. Coin collectors think most coin dealers are jerks for a reason and this type of behavior reinforces that perception.
  • MsMorrisineMsMorrisine Posts: 35,797 ✭✭✭✭✭
    many can sympathize with others who can be frustrating.


    I also can also sympathize with the doctor-patient stories. I've displayed my lack of medical knowledge a few times. Although I've got patient-doctor stories, too. image

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  • CaptHenwayCaptHenway Posts: 32,716 ✭✭✭✭✭


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    << <i>Ah yes, coin dealers. The only business people who think it's ok to mock your customers. Well, probably drug dealers think it's ok too. >>




    not sure I have ever not heard "stories" from anybody involved in sales no matter the field. Much like all husbands have wife stories >>




    Maybe, but I doubt they tell stories about their customers in front of other customers.

    How would you feel about your doctor if he started telling you stupid patient stories?

    Or how about the next time the pizza delivery guy starts telling you about how stupid your neighbor is for ordering a pineapple and anchovy pizza?


    I'm pretty sure we'd all think twice about doing business with someone who thinks it's ok to mock their customers in front of other customers. Apparently though, coin dealers are exempt from this ethical standard. Coin collectors think most coin dealers are jerks for a reason and this type of behavior reinforces that perception. >>



    Do you claim to speak for all coin collectors?
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  • TwoSides2aCoinTwoSides2aCoin Posts: 44,574 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Laughing about amusing tales is not "mocking" anyone. Sharing the humor on a coin forum is not mocking. Let's be careful about our "judgements". Just because a story tickles a person's fancy doesn't make a mockery. I laugh WITH customers who ask ignorant questions. The difficult part is to ease them into being "knowledgeable", and certainly not to demean or mock.
    And I get my ignorance handed to me on a silver platter every day, as a dealer. Collectors are vastly more knowledgable than typically given credit for.
    On to the "dealer comment"... I just have to call MrE or the good Colonel or even the OP to get a dose of my own stupidity.... but I never feel mocked. EVER !

    Nobody knows it all .... and when a customer brings a statehood quarter to me and shows me the date on the reverse with "1846" at the top and "2004" on the bottom, and thinking they got something special, it is kind of funny telling them it had to be made in 2004 "because if it was made in 1846 George wasn't on quarters then". Plus, the date would be on the obverse. I don't mock people from Iowa for that reason... I have better reasons.

    I'm from Nebraska


  • << <i>Laughing about amusing tales is not "mocking" anyone. Sharing the humor on a coin forum is not mocking. Let's be careful about our "judgements". Just because a story tickles a person's fancy doesn't make a mockery. >>




    Sorry, but the title of the thread isn't "Amusing Coin Dealer Stories", it's "Why Coin Dealers Drink....Part Ad Infinitum". That clearly implies a certain contempt for the customers in the "amusing stories".
  • CoinosaurusCoinosaurus Posts: 9,644 ✭✭✭✭✭


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    << <i>Laughing about amusing tales is not "mocking" anyone. Sharing the humor on a coin forum is not mocking. Let's be careful about our "judgements". Just because a story tickles a person's fancy doesn't make a mockery. >>




    Sorry, but the title of the thread isn't "Amusing Coin Dealer Stories", it's "Why Coin Dealers Drink....Part Ad Infinitum". That clearly implies a certain contempt for the customers in the "amusing stories". >>



    Someone needs to go work retail at the coin counter for 30 years.


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    << <i>Laughing about amusing tales is not "mocking" anyone. Sharing the humor on a coin forum is not mocking. Let's be careful about our "judgements". Just because a story tickles a person's fancy doesn't make a mockery. >>



    Sorry, but the title of the thread isn't "Amusing Coin Dealer Stories", it's "Why Coin Dealers Drink....Part Ad Infinitum". That clearly implies a certain contempt for the customers in the "amusing stories". >>



    Someone needs to go work retail at the coin counter for 30 years. >>




    My wife works in retail and deals with her share of obnoxious customers every single day. However, she doesn't then proceed to tell the next customer in line how stupid the other customers are.
  • TwoSides2aCoinTwoSides2aCoin Posts: 44,574 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Forgive me ... I did not mean to have a sense of humor at the cost of the ignorant. image I rarely am given to drink, but I can see why coin dealers might be tempted to take it up more seriously.
  • mrpotatoheaddmrpotatoheadd Posts: 7,576 ✭✭✭
    People come here all the time to post about some stupid thing they saw a dealer do or heard him say. Why is this any different?
  • SwampboySwampboy Posts: 13,105 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Sorry, but the title of the thread isn't "Amusing Coin Dealer Stories", it's "Why Coin Dealers Drink....Part Ad Infinitum". That clearly implies a certain contempt for the customers in the "amusing stories". >>



    Contempt.

    O.K
    Yeah Right GoldClause.

    Have a nice day.

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  • Mission16Mission16 Posts: 1,413 ✭✭✭


    << <i>Ah yes, coin dealers. The only business people who think it's ok to mock your customers. Well, probably drug dealers think it's ok too.[/q

    Yeah, right. EVERY business mocks thier customers! You just shouldn't do it to their face.
  • CoinosaurusCoinosaurus Posts: 9,644 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>My wife works in retail and deals with her share of obnoxious customers every single day. However, she doesn't then proceed to tell the next customer in line how stupid the other customers are. >>



    Sorry, not the same thing. Retail is a one-way street. Coin dealers are working both buy/sell side. And dealing with lots of sellers who generally have no clue what they are doing.


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    << <i>My wife works in retail and deals with her share of obnoxious customers every single day. However, she doesn't then proceed to tell the next customer in line how stupid the other customers are. >>



    Sorry, not the same thing. Retail is a one-way street. Coin dealers are working both buy/sell side. And dealing with lots of sellers who generally have no clue what they are doing. >>




    You're missing the point. It's about the businessman-customer relationship, not the buying and selling, which is irrelevant.

    However, let's take your point and apply it elsewhere. I'm a car guy and a member of a car forum that includes it's share of car dealers. They would never start threads complaining about how stupid or annoying some of their customers are, who came in to trade in their old car.


    However, most people do regard the majority of car dealers as jerks, so perhaps there is an analogy to coin dealers after all.
  • mrpotatoheaddmrpotatoheadd Posts: 7,576 ✭✭✭


    << <i>However, most people do regard the majority of car dealers as jerks, so perhaps there is an analogy to coin dealers after all. >>

    Wasn't somebody unhappy about seeing contemptuous posts regarding the people they do business with not too long ago? I'm pretty sure somebody was.
  • SoCalBigMarkSoCalBigMark Posts: 2,800 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Some dealers are such gigantic off the chart jerks it really stays with you, while we collectors are just mainly clueless idiots who get under their skin, we mean no harm, and they do. image
  • GreeniejrGreeniejr Posts: 1,321 ✭✭✭
    I can see being unhappy listening to stories like this and dealers mocking certain people who come in to the stores. However in the words of Dr. House, "everyone lies". Now that is a gross generalization and is not true, but when someone starts lying and they get trapped, it is fun to mock them. There is a guy in Chicago who puts together these books filled with coins, metals, tokens, stamps, puts huge price tags on the coins. He brings them into dark bars, tells a sob story, and people who think they are ripping him off buy his coins and pennies on the dollar to what the coins are marked. Out of the hundreds of these I have seen, I can count on one hand how many people admitted to buying them themselves. It is always a friend, parent, uncle, something else and never the person who brings it in. If you lie to me and when called on it you don't admit it, you are subject to a story. Same things as the coin in the family for 100 years bought on eBay
  • TwoSides2aCoinTwoSides2aCoin Posts: 44,574 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Why ? Because why others drink is off topic ?
  • shorecollshorecoll Posts: 5,447 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm sorry GoldClause, but I've heard 10 car dealers disparaging customers for every coin dealer story I've read. If you sit in an open air car sales cubicle and just listen to the conversations going on around you, you hear stuff that make coin dealers sound like saints. Maybe it's the part of the country I live in, but I don't think so.
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  • TwoSides2aCoinTwoSides2aCoin Posts: 44,574 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Why coin dealers drink...
    image


    ... why not ?
  • rickoricko Posts: 98,724 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Every business has stories.... and customers have stories..... Human history is made up of stories, some true, some enhanced, some lies. No names are given, so no harm done. There are idiots and sharks in all walks of life.... no harm in laughing at some of the humorous encounters. If one finds these stories offensive, do not open the thread...they are clearly titled. Cheers, RickO
  • AUandAGAUandAG Posts: 24,929 ✭✭✭✭✭
    As a retired Audiologist I can tell you that we talked about our patients all the time. Even talked about patients with
    other patients. However, names, places, dates, descriptions were always omitted from the stories. So, we were not
    so much as mocking but it was more antidotial. Patients woes were plainly discussed. Between Audiologists it was
    a learning and how to cope with some patients mode, more than a mocking. With "story telling" to other patients it
    was more of an instructional discussion, never a mocking.

    But, we did have fun with stories at every meeting!
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  • mrearlygoldmrearlygold Posts: 17,858 ✭✭✭
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  • coindeucecoindeuce Posts: 13,496 ✭✭✭✭✭


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    << <i>Laughing about amusing tales is not "mocking" anyone. Sharing the humor on a coin forum is not mocking. Let's be careful about our "judgements". Just because a story tickles a person's fancy doesn't make a mockery. >>



    Sorry, but the title of the thread isn't "Amusing Coin Dealer Stories", it's "Why Coin Dealers Drink....Part Ad Infinitum". That clearly implies a certain contempt for the customers in the "amusing stories". >>



    Someone needs to go work retail at the coin counter for 30 years. >>




    My wife works in retail and deals with her share of obnoxious customers every single day. However, she doesn't then proceed to tell the next customer in line how stupid the other customers are. >>



    How would you know if your wife worked with obnoxious customers, unless she made anecdotal remarks to you about them in the same vein as is done in this thread? Oooooh, bad wife.

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    << <i>Laughing about amusing tales is not "mocking" anyone. Sharing the humor on a coin forum is not mocking. Let's be careful about our "judgements". Just because a story tickles a person's fancy doesn't make a mockery. >>



    Sorry, but the title of the thread isn't "Amusing Coin Dealer Stories", it's "Why Coin Dealers Drink....Part Ad Infinitum". That clearly implies a certain contempt for the customers in the "amusing stories". >>



    Someone needs to go work retail at the coin counter for 30 years. >>




    My wife works in retail and deals with her share of obnoxious customers every single day. However, she doesn't then proceed to tell the next customer in line how stupid the other customers are. >>



    How would you know if your wife worked with obnoxious customers, unless she made anecdotal remarks to you about them in the same vein as is done in this thread? Oooooh, bad wife. >>




    It's hard to believe you're too stupid to understand the difference between a private conversation and mocking your customers in front of other potential customers. Since you can't possibly be that stupid, I'll just chalk you up as another jerk coin dealer.
  • daOnlyBGdaOnlyBG Posts: 1,060 ✭✭
    I personally don't have a problem with my doctor complaining about other patients, my professor complaining about other students, my coin dealer complaining about customers overvaluing their coins, my friends complaining about their friends... why? Because they never refer to the other person's exact identity.

    My dentist would say "Well, this patient came in the other day and said he flossed.. when I looked at his teeth, I couldn't make out where one teeth ended and the other began!"
    My college advisor would say "Some students can get frustrating! This one student came in to me 7 minutes before the deadline and asked to be waitlisted for a class..."

    IMO, the rant's intention is to reveal what frustrations the dealer/doctor/professor/person of service have to go through. Anonymizing the story makes it OK, as it keeps the purpose at that-- seeking empathy for the BS some have to put up. If there's something wrong with ranting, 99.999% of the population is guilty. I have a feeling the figure is actually higher.
    However, when the dealer/doctor/professor/person of service starts throwing in names, the intention (and effect) shifts from seeking empathy to harming someone's reputation.

    Rarely on these "Why Coin Dealer Drink...Part Whatever" do I ever read a precise name.
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  • hchcoinhchcoin Posts: 4,837 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Well said daOnlyBG
  • SwampboySwampboy Posts: 13,105 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Well said daOnlyBG >>



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  • jayPemjayPem Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i> If one finds these stories offensive, do not open the thread...they are clearly titled. Cheers, RickO >>



    This is simple and wise advice...image
  • mrearlygoldmrearlygold Posts: 17,858 ✭✭✭

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  • coindeucecoindeuce Posts: 13,496 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>It's hard to believe you're too stupid to understand the difference between a private conversation and mocking your customers in front of other potential customers. Since you can't possibly be that stupid, I'll just chalk you up as another jerk coin dealer. >>



    And obviously you don't feel the need to comply with the set of forum rules permanently fixed at the top of the front page of this forum, including the rule that prohibits personal attacks.

    Rule 3) Anyone attacking another poster or making disparaging personal remarks will no longer be allowed to post. No more warnings.

    Beyond that, you obviously failed to comprehend that the OP's initial tale was a paraphrase from a dealer's teletype network, which would only be seen by dealers subscribing to that service. The OP did not even reveal the specific source of that tale.

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  • AmigoAmigo Posts: 966

    Gee, why did this thread turn so raunchy !

    I'm a collector that always enjoy reading these threads. I hope the OP doesn't curtail them in the future. I always find them funny and could use lots more humor.
  • OnWithTheHuntOnWithTheHunt Posts: 1,269 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Gee, why did this thread turn so raunchy !

    I'm a collector that always enjoy reading these threads. I hope the OP doesn't curtail them in the future. I always find them funny and could use lots more humor.


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