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A scarey, horrid story: The true PKOK coin tale.

Gather children around the campfire, and I will tell you a story, so frightful, so horrid, that you will never leave this place without fear, never enter a coinshow without misgivings, never stay in a dark, lonely room without seeing moving coin shadows on the wall.


It was a dark and dreary night. The year was 1992. The sun had set many hours ago, and the pitter pat of raindrops began to hit the house windows of a forlorn man's basement. He was a gentle figure of middle years, dark long brown hair, a face that had been aged by time. He had a interesting but uneventful life, constantly in search of a new adventure, something to pass the time. He was an avid coin collector, but rarely had enough money to buy anything of true value. In years past, the collector had come to love color on coins. It brought him great pleasure to see the rainbows on the surface of a half dollar, a quarter, a nickel. But that color always came with a price, something that kept those coins out of reach. This night would be different from all others.

As the raindrops became torrents, he closed the window, sat down on his workstool, placed his arms on the workbench and began to ponder. He glanced around the basement, viewing old cans of paint, chemicals, brushes, boxes of sandpaper, tools, everything one would need to fix things, repair things, make things look better. The slight smell of turpentine filled the air, almost a pungent gas to remind him that more work had to be done. His thoughts turned to those lovely color coins.

As a lad of 10, he would always ask his father to bring him to the local coin show every month. His father always agreed. In his mind, the show was a wonder. A large room filled with people, trading, selling, always bargaining. The lad was facinated. He stood by his father, clasping his hand for encouragement. "Mr Coin Dealer, how much for that pretty colored dollar?" the boy questioned in a sheepish voice. The dealer retored, "You mean that Eisenhower dollar, with the funny color?" The boy's eyes grew large, "Yes, that's the one". "Well, they are still in circulation, but this one was unusual. I'll make you a deal. Howabout $1.10?", the dealer proclaimed. The lad of 10 replied, "deal" and brought out all the change in his pocket, nickels, pennies and dimes. A dollar and ten cents worth. The boy was filled with joy, smiling at his father. The two drove home, none saying a word. The boy clutching his new purchase. He was very happy.


Part two tomorrow.
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  • bushmaster8bushmaster8 Posts: 5,616
    shivers
    "Wars are really ugly! They're dirty
    and they're cold.
    I don't want nobody to shoot me in the foxhole."
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  • IGWTIGWT Posts: 4,975
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  • ShamikaShamika Posts: 18,785 ✭✭✭✭


    The fear has me in a fetal position next to my computer. image



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  • rickoricko Posts: 98,724 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The time is now.... the coins are here.... buwaahhaahahahahahahaha..... be afraid, be very afraid. Something evil, this way comes.

    Cheers, RickO
  • TomBTomB Posts: 21,803 ✭✭✭✭✭
    He shouldn't have been a "gentle figure of middle years" in 1992 if he was buying Ike dollars when he was 10-years old.
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  • BochimanBochiman Posts: 25,533 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>He shouldn't have been a "gentle figure of middle years" in 1992 if he was buying Ike dollars when he was 10-years old. >>



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  • pharmerpharmer Posts: 8,355


    << <i>

    << <i>He shouldn't have been a "gentle figure of middle years" in 1992 if he was buying Ike dollars when he was 10-years old. >>



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    Other than that, everything that follows will be the truth! Alt IDs who nobody knows always tell the truth.
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    Apropos of the coin posse/aka caca: "The longer he spoke of his honor, the tighter I held to my purse."

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  • bushmaster8bushmaster8 Posts: 5,616


    << <i>...a gentle figure of middle years, dark long brown hair, a face that had been aged by time. >>



    So it was Russ, huh?
    "Wars are really ugly! They're dirty
    and they're cold.
    I don't want nobody to shoot me in the foxhole."
    Mary






    Best Franklin Website
  • if this story has an evil twin in it, I want a refund!
  • RussRuss Posts: 48,514 ✭✭✭


    << <i>He shouldn't have been a "gentle figure of middle years" in 1992 if he was buying Ike dollars when he was 10-years old. >>



    I think the trip to the show was a flashback.

    Russ, NCNE
  • Other than that, everything that follows will be the truth! Alt IDs who nobody knows always tell the truth.

    It was Pharmer!
    Do as I say, not as I do.
  • bushmaster8bushmaster8 Posts: 5,616
    Nah! In 1992 Pharmer was still trying to attach two acetyl side chains to a morphine molecule.

    (edit for spelling)
    "Wars are really ugly! They're dirty
    and they're cold.
    I don't want nobody to shoot me in the foxhole."
    Mary






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  • keetskeets Posts: 25,351 ✭✭✭✭✭
    He shouldn't have been a "gentle figure of middle years" in 1992 if he was buying Ike dollars when he was 10-years old.

    I think the trip to the show was a flashback.

    if he bought an Ike Dollar in 1971 when he was 10 years old, he would be 32 years old in 1992. that's the extreme time range, but since the "tale" also contains the line about that Eisenhower dollar, with the funny color it's a loser either way. i doubt a coin in it's first year of existence could tone nicely without help and a young man of 32 is hardly in what most would consider middle years.

    just my take on what i see as tallness to the tale.
  • BearBear Posts: 18,953 ✭✭✭
    Welcome home Truthteller. We missed you.image
    There once was a place called
    Camelotimage
  • ZoinsZoins Posts: 34,397 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Is the scary, horrid part of this tale, how fast spending time in a basement full of chemicals can lead to premature aging?
  • MadMartyMadMarty Posts: 16,697 ✭✭✭
    I bet this will be top story on BBs page later today!!!image
    It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving!!!

  • roadrunnerroadrunner Posts: 28,313 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sacre Bleu! The lid is finally coming off.......

    roadrunner
    Barbarous Relic No More, LSCC -GoldSeek--shadow stats--SafeHaven--321gold
  • coindeucecoindeuce Posts: 13,484 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Peekawk!Peekawk!image

    "Everything is on its way to somewhere. Everything." - George Malley, Phenomenon
    http://www.american-legacy-coins.com

  • MyqqyMyqqy Posts: 9,777
    I'm not going to be able to sleep until I hear part 2.... image
    My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable !
  • TwoSides2aCoinTwoSides2aCoin Posts: 44,453 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It was gripping until TomB made me laugh.
  • OneCentOneCent Posts: 3,561
    This could be very, very interesting...the details behind the mystical PKOK Ikes!!!

    That is, of course, if it is the truth...Shouldn't we EXPECT the truth from someone with the handle TRUTHTELLER?image

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    Collector of Early 20th Century U.S. Coinage.
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  • coinkatcoinkat Posts: 23,587 ✭✭✭✭✭
    This may take an unexpected turn...

    Experience the World through Numismatics...it's more than you can imagine.

  • BlackBeardBlackBeard Posts: 1,064
    It may be a little longer until part two comes out. It seems with the scrutiny, the time lines, geographical locations and dialects all must be much more carefully assembled to suffice.
    Witty sig line currently under construction. Thank you for your patience.
  • BlackBeardBlackBeard Posts: 1,064
    ..or, part two could consist of: He found the coin to be artificially toned so he quit collecting coins and went to stamps. The End.
    Witty sig line currently under construction. Thank you for your patience.
  • pharmerpharmer Posts: 8,355


    << <i>Welcome home Truthteller. We missed you.image >>



    We? You got a mouse in your pocket?

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    Just kidding. If I'd ever heard of this great person I'd probably be as excited as you. Fantasy is my favorite genre.
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    Apropos of the coin posse/aka caca: "The longer he spoke of his honor, the tighter I held to my purse."

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  • truthtellertruthteller Posts: 1,240 ✭✭
    "Other than that, everything that follows will be the truth! Alt IDs who nobody knows always tell the truth. "



    That's because you're a wimpy idiot who isn't old enough to change his own diapers. Wait till part two.



    TRUTH
  • pharmerpharmer Posts: 8,355
    Ooo, touchy aincha? So you are an alt of someone here, preparing to tell tall tales. Let's just say the gullibility quotient (GQ™) of the joint ain't what it used to be image
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    Apropos of the coin posse/aka caca: "The longer he spoke of his honor, the tighter I held to my purse."

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  • truthtellertruthteller Posts: 1,240 ✭✭
    Not touchy, just stating fact. I've read your posts. My statement stands. image




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  • pharmerpharmer Posts: 8,355
    So, you got the guts to say who you are? Or you gonna hide behind an alt ID?
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    Apropos of the coin posse/aka caca: "The longer he spoke of his honor, the tighter I held to my purse."

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  • I'm gonna keep this and COINSMOKE in my favorite watched items

    might be a good movie plot here somewhere.

    Hell if they can do National Treasure they can do a coinmake of gunsmoke.

  • truthtellertruthteller Posts: 1,240 ✭✭
    Read my previous posts over the last 6 years. You might figure it out. On the other hand, you are an idiot. Tsk, tsk.



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  • pharmerpharmer Posts: 8,355
    Greg, it's you! Had a feeling your regular ID got bammed. No surprise there.
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    Apropos of the coin posse/aka caca: "The longer he spoke of his honor, the tighter I held to my purse."

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  • truthtellertruthteller Posts: 1,240 ✭✭
    Nope, poor choice. Actually an idiot choice. Try again. image



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  • krankykranky Posts: 8,709 ✭✭✭


    << <i>So, you got the guts to say who you are? Or you gonna hide behind an alt ID? >>



    I have met Truthteller. He's no alt ID, nor is he Greg.

    New collectors, please educate yourself before spending money on coins; there are people who believe that using numismatic knowledge to rip the naïve is what this hobby is all about.

  • pharmerpharmer Posts: 8,355
    No, it's you Greg. Denying it, lying, just like foxxze, but it caught up to him too.
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    Apropos of the coin posse/aka caca: "The longer he spoke of his honor, the tighter I held to my purse."

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  • truthtellertruthteller Posts: 1,240 ✭✭
    Good Lord, Mr Pharmer. Is this the best you've got? A few years back, I used to eat fools like you up. Yummy. Now, I eat them up on the NGC forums.



    TRUTH
  • pharmerpharmer Posts: 8,355
    You're the BMOC over there? Your junior high school therapist must be so proud image
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    Apropos of the coin posse/aka caca: "The longer he spoke of his honor, the tighter I held to my purse."

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  • truthtellertruthteller Posts: 1,240 ✭✭
    I rate your replies as "D-" for intellect and "A+" for stupidity. I give you points for typing skills. Please try harder. image



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  • braddickbraddick Posts: 24,373 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>So, you got the guts to say who you are? Or you gonna hide behind an alt ID? >>



    I have met Truthteller. He's no alt ID, nor is he Greg. >>

    I've meet him also, on several occasions. And, unlike Michael Jackson and Diana Ross, I've seen him in the same room with Greg.

    Now, Truth...
    Is it chapter two or chapter three where we get more info. on shoe boxes; insects; reptiles a certain Salt Lake City paint store, and utah desert large satellite dishes? image

    peacockcoins

  • pharmerpharmer Posts: 8,355
    I extremely disappointed in you. That was embarrassingly weak. You're done already. Yeah, some tough guy you are, Shirley.
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    Apropos of the coin posse/aka caca: "The longer he spoke of his honor, the tighter I held to my purse."

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  • truthtellertruthteller Posts: 1,240 ✭✭
    Please, Mr. Braddick, you are giving away some of the plot line. So wait for part 2.



    TRUTH
  • truthtellertruthteller Posts: 1,240 ✭✭
    Now that I have swatted Mr. Phamer like a bug and flinged his tiny carcass off my newspaper, Part 2 tomorrow.



    TRUTH
  • pharmerpharmer Posts: 8,355
    You wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes in the Open Forum, LIES. Hey, I like that, LIES.

    You are henceforth to be known as LIES. But you knew that what with everyone dissing you already in this thread image
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    Apropos of the coin posse/aka caca: "The longer he spoke of his honor, the tighter I held to my purse."

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  • DrPeteDrPete Posts: 1,497 ✭✭✭
    I love the colorful metaphors.
    Dr. Pete
  • pharmerpharmer Posts: 8,355
    Don't run away, LIES. Just cuz things are different around here now, you don't have to be afraid, LIES.
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    Apropos of the coin posse/aka caca: "The longer he spoke of his honor, the tighter I held to my purse."

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  • pharmerpharmer Posts: 8,355
    LIES?

    Yoo hoo, LIES!

    Ask your mommy if you can come out and play, LIES.

    So Pat, this is gonna be about you, is that right?
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    Apropos of the coin posse/aka caca: "The longer he spoke of his honor, the tighter I held to my purse."

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  • truthtellertruthteller Posts: 1,240 ✭✭
    Unfortunately, I have heard all this before. It's so old, it's so 2005. Again, "D-" for performance. I feel very, very sorry for your wife. image

    I must admit, you were queen cesspool of the open forum. image




    TRUTH
  • ElcontadorElcontador Posts: 7,601 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Thread is starting to be comical, and all for the wrong reasons. I'll definitely check it out tomorrow!
    "Vou invadir o Nordeste,
    "Seu cabra da peste,
    "Sou Mangueira......."
  • pharmerpharmer Posts: 8,355
    More LIES, LIES? You were never part of the Open Forum, LIES.

    And by the way, LIES, I was promoted to Village Idiot way back, moron.
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    Apropos of the coin posse/aka caca: "The longer he spoke of his honor, the tighter I held to my purse."

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