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  • mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
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  • try and try i will
    my second haiku is best
    i should have stopped there
  • NickMNickM Posts: 4,895 ✭✭✭
    Will we pass Nolan
    Ryan thread with almost three
    thousand posts so far?


    Nick
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  • BigRedMachineBigRedMachine Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭
    Three lines per haiku
    Syllables are what matter
    Five seven five friends.

    NBA draft done
    Feel like a sports idiot
    Don't know half the names.

    Baseball and football
    are what I really like most.
    Guess that is why.

    My work here is done
    Have need for editor now
    My haiku book later.
  • mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
    Antione Wright to Nets

    Aggie baller in first round?

    Thanks and Gig 'Em
  • StingrayStingray Posts: 8,843 ✭✭✭
    Quite 67s?
    buy up some 75s?
    Oh what to do now?


    Stingray
  • 1420sports1420sports Posts: 3,473 ✭✭✭
    Barry Bonds Topps card
    At one time was the big card
    tater head he is
    collecting various PSA and SGC cards
  • kobykoby Posts: 1,699 ✭✭
    Haikus are great fun,

    but don't address real issues.

    No one wants lawsuits.
  • kobykoby Posts: 1,699 ✭✭
    5 - 7 - 5 right?
  • Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,438 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>5 - 7 - 5 right? >>


    Koby
    Yes - but that's too much work...sorry Mud...just call me the idiot savant of syllables.

    Anyone watching tennis?

    image

    mike

    Mike
  • kobykoby Posts: 1,699 ✭✭
    Sharapova looks

    nothing like Lindsey or

    Venus or Musresemo

    image
  • Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,438 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hey Koby
    I remember that shot from last year! I'm still stuck on Anna tho.

    mike
    Mike
  • will mudflap forgive
    his beloved haiku thread
    has gone off-topic

    me thinks he'll forgive
    sharapova is hot
    does she know haikus
  • kobykoby Posts: 1,699 ✭✭
    Sharapova is hot.

    Nobody can touch however

    Kournakova though.




    Except the entire

    Russian hockey team and one

    scrawny spanish singer.
  • Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,438 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Sharapova is hot.

    Nobody can touch however

    Kournakova though.




    Except the entire

    Russian hockey team and one

    scrawny spanish singer. >>


    image
    Mike
  • dallasactuarydallasactuary Posts: 4,382 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It's a sports cards thread.
    Not tennis or even breasts.
    (They are lovely, though).
    This is for you @thisistheshow - Jim Rice was actually a pretty good player.
  • kobykoby Posts: 1,699 ✭✭
    Female athletics
    are just as important as
    men's. Title IX says so.
  • mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
    New member scared off

    Methinks he won't post again

    Mission accomplished???
  • mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
    Tennis anyone?

    Bloomers floating above grass

    I want to plant seeds
  • Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,438 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Tennis anyone?

    Bloomers floating above grass

    I want to plant seeds >>


    Oh really nice
    Take a really beautiful moment...looking at Sharapova's ass and turn it into something dirty!

    image
    Mike
  • kobykoby Posts: 1,699 ✭✭
    Not our intention
    to scare off sportscardsgraded.
    Man has way with words.
  • WinPitcherWinPitcher Posts: 27,726 ✭✭✭
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  • kobykoby Posts: 1,699 ✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>Tennis anyone?

    Bloomers floating above grass

    I want to plant seeds >>


    Oh really nice
    Take a really beautiful moment...looking at Sharapova's ass and turn it into something dirty!

    image >>





    Our friend mudflap,
    is she even eighteen yet?
    Megans law is no joke.
  • Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,438 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>

    << <i>Tennis anyone?

    Bloomers floating above grass

    I want to plant seeds >>


    Oh really nice
    Take a really beautiful moment...looking at Sharapova's ass and turn it into something dirty!

    image >>





    Our friend mudflap,
    is she even eighteen yet?
    Megans law is no joke. >>


    image
    Mike
  • stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭
    Cards or hot chicks?
    Must provide a Haiku?
    Sharapova MINE!


    image
    So basically my kid won't be able to go to college, but at least I'll have a set where the three most expensive cards are of a player I despise ~ CDsNuts
  • stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭


    << <i>Our friend mudflap,
    is she even eighteen yet?
    Megans law is no joke. >>



    Sharapova age?
    Eighteen she is, yippy-ki-yay!
    Free Willy! Time to play!

    linky-dinky
    So basically my kid won't be able to go to college, but at least I'll have a set where the three most expensive cards are of a player I despise ~ CDsNuts
  • BigRedMachineBigRedMachine Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>5 - 7 - 5 right? >>


    Koby
    Yes - but that's too much work...sorry Mud...just call me the idiot savant of syllables.

    Anyone watching tennis?

    image

    mike >>



    Like funny movie
    Blazing Saddles funny quote
    "Holy Underwear"
  • envoy98envoy98 Posts: 4,000 ✭✭
    Sharapova Hot
    Her Backside Sweet Like Honey
    I need cold shower

    stone, king of pictures
    he always finds perfect one
    he funny, make me laugh

  • Honus Wagner sez
    Hell no to Big Tobacco
    Makes some people rich

    Maria does win;
    Only a matter of ca$h
    Before she quits though
    Kobe Who? image At least Dwyane pays proper respect to Da Big Aristotle image

    Yes, I collect shiny modern crap image

    All your Shaq are belong to me image
  • mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
    Food money spent on

    Heritage black refractors

    Card sandwich sounds good.
  • Exquisite cases
    Twenty-three hundred a pop
    Screw mortgage payments!
    Kobe Who? image At least Dwyane pays proper respect to Da Big Aristotle image

    Yes, I collect shiny modern crap image

    All your Shaq are belong to me image
  • Come on everybody
    Am I forever doomed as
    Master Thread Killer?
    Kobe Who? image At least Dwyane pays proper respect to Da Big Aristotle image

    Yes, I collect shiny modern crap image

    All your Shaq are belong to me image
  • thread live forever
    mudflap can hire many poets
    he a billionaire
  • I rather fancy
    a Ballad, like my hero
    Clancy, of the 'flow

    Banjo Paterson
    Poet Extraordinaire
    Henry Lawson weeps

    You've seen the movie
    'The Man From Snowy River'
    Jim rides the brumbies!


    Now read the originals
    'Clancy, Of The Overflow'
    'The Man From Snowy River'

    I'm not a man for
    haiku, save a ballad for
    me, I'll be content.
    Daeyel

    Cynical Realist

    Banned from the Beckett boards!
    Do you want to know me?
  • lostdart58lostdart58 Posts: 2,938 ✭✭✭
    P S A ..Thumbs UP!!

    Special: early seventies

    Could tall boys be next?
    Collector of:Baseball
    1955 Bowman Raw complete with 90% Ex-NR or better

    Now seeking 1949 Eureka Sportstamps...NM condition
    Working on '78 Autographed set now 99.9% complete -
    Working on '89 Topps autoed set now complete


  • GolfcollectorGolfcollector Posts: 1,369 ✭✭✭
    Vintage Golf on fire
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    Cards Still underpriced
    Dave Johnson- Big Red Country-Nebraska
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  • ArchStantonArchStanton Posts: 1,182 ✭✭✭
    Holy poop. Spare cash.
    Thought I'd buy a vintage set.
    Paid off student loan.
    Collector of 1976 Topps baseball for some stupid reason.
    Collector of Pittsburgh Pirates cards for a slightly less stupid reason.
    My Pirates Collection
  • ldfergldferg Posts: 6,745 ✭✭✭
    - - - - -
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    - - - - -



    Thanks,

    David (LD_Ferg)



    1985 Topps Football (starting in psa 8) - #9 - started 05/21/06
  • zef204zef204 Posts: 4,742 ✭✭

    Haikus are real fun

    Until someone starts to spam

    Other board for that.
    EAMUS CATULI!

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  • StingrayStingray Posts: 8,843 ✭✭✭
    Why do we post here?

    Why does it have to get mean?

    Just have fun, enjoy!

    Stingray
  • ldfergldferg Posts: 6,745 ✭✭✭
    sorry for the spam
    trying to make others laugh too
    i'll edit later


    Thanks,

    David (LD_Ferg)



    1985 Topps Football (starting in psa 8) - #9 - started 05/21/06
  • StingrayStingray Posts: 8,843 ✭✭✭
    Can Kuntryboy be?

    The old "thetruthshallbetold"

    Will we ever know?


    Stingray
  • zef204zef204 Posts: 4,742 ✭✭
    For the love of God
    Get me out of this nightmare
    Isn't it 6 yet?
    EAMUS CATULI!

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  • mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
    kuntryboy too sly

    for one month newbie, methinks

    Without him, it ____ryboy
  • NickMNickM Posts: 4,895 ✭✭✭
    It is not spam if
    It is in form of haiku.
    This is the right thread.


    Nick
    image
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  • pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭
    ld_ferg auctions

    ive bought cards from him before

    real good transactions
    ·p_A·
  • ldfergldferg Posts: 6,745 ✭✭✭
    spam has been removed
    happy 4th to all of you
    thanks p_A kind words


    Thanks,

    David (LD_Ferg)



    1985 Topps Football (starting in psa 8) - #9 - started 05/21/06
  • lostdart58lostdart58 Posts: 2,938 ✭✭✭
    ALmost hundred posts...

    we'll keep hiaku alive...

    You may like it not...



    Collector of:Baseball
    1955 Bowman Raw complete with 90% Ex-NR or better

    Now seeking 1949 Eureka Sportstamps...NM condition
    Working on '78 Autographed set now 99.9% complete -
    Working on '89 Topps autoed set now complete


  • Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,438 ✭✭✭✭✭
    This one is compliments of PSA and 100 posts!

    At one hundred posts

    Every one open hand

    Pocket fisherman

    image

    I made sure I counted syllables - don't want the haiku police to get me!

    image
    Mike
  • kobykoby Posts: 1,699 ✭✭
    Special haiku thread
    keeps going all Independence
    Day Weekend. That's great!
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