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Sports Card Graded Haiku Thread - Only Post Your Sports Card Graded Haikus Here!!!

mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
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NAME: Sports Card Graded

Confusing posts are many

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    mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
    Welcome to the boards

    Feel free to start new topics

    But heads will be scratched
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    mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
    I feel so alone

    Only mudflap writes haikus

    Friends not included
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    mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
    pAndrews needs help

    unfamiliar with haiku

    PM sent my friend
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    mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
    Poetry machine

    5 haiku in 4 minutes

    Ezra Pound jealous
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    mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
    Hijacked my own thread

    Is that even possible?

    Don West grins wryly
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    mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
    Young Perry draws blank

    Poor mudflap up to seven

    Without a wingman
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    pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭
    mudflap haiku king

    pandrews does not write haikus

    but i like this thread


    ·p_A·
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    mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
    monday night hijinx

    alcohol fuels not this flame

    burning love instead
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    mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
    back to first topic

    thinking of a good haiku

    damn wasted this one
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    pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭
    im on vacation

    inebriated all week

    drunk at kingsley lake
    ·p_A·
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    mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
    Dear Sports Card Graded:

    this confuses you no doubt

    like your posts do me
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    iamthegreatcornholioiamthegreatcornholio Posts: 3,366
    drugs are bad ummmk
    nomar lynchmob is ready
    brian cannot sleep
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    mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
    right hand fingers tired

    damn lawnmower accident

    wish i had all five
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    pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭
    greatest thread eva

    all thanks to sportscardsgraded

    im going to bed
    ·p_A·
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    mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
    just remember this

    Nomar backwards is Ramon

    do not trust LQQK WOW
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    pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭
    i have learned tonight

    a skosh about haikus

    i now owe don west
    ·p_A·
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    iamthegreatcornholioiamthegreatcornholio Posts: 3,366
    when it was a game
    looking for mint state quarters
    and curt schilling cards
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    NickMNickM Posts: 4,896 ✭✭✭
    I am very glad
    Other members need lives too.
    This thread will not die.

    Nick
    image
    Reap the whirlwind.

    Need to buy something for the wife or girlfriend? Check out Vintage Designer Clothing.
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    bjork73bjork73 Posts: 2,246
    Alex needs a drink.
    I imbibe Tokyo Iced Tea.
    Now this thread makes sense image
    Kobe Who? image At least Dwyane pays proper respect to Da Big Aristotle image

    Yes, I collect shiny modern crap image

    All your Shaq are belong to me image
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    mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
    Syllable question

    Smileys count for one or two?

    Use them all Alex
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    bjork73bjork73 Posts: 2,246
    Answered with puzzle:

    imageimageimageimageimageimage

    Which one counts double?
    Kobe Who? image At least Dwyane pays proper respect to Da Big Aristotle image

    Yes, I collect shiny modern crap image

    All your Shaq are belong to me image
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    halosfanhalosfan Posts: 2,614 ✭✭✭✭
    pretty mushroom ate
    bitter beer chaser now post
    cards shiney and new
    Looking for a Glen Rice Inkredible and Alex Rodriguez cards
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    ArchStantonArchStanton Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭
    76 Sucks
    Six sixty is way too big
    Slabbed Pirates for me
    Collector of 1976 Topps baseball for some stupid reason.
    Collector of Pittsburgh Pirates cards for a slightly less stupid reason.
    My Pirates Collection
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    SoFLPhillyFanSoFLPhillyFan Posts: 3,931 ✭✭

    SportsCardGraded huh?

    mudflap brings cheer to his posts

    wondering how long
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    zef204zef204 Posts: 4,742 ✭✭

    no more funny names

    cannot start working just yet

    jello has no bones
    EAMUS CATULI!

    My Auctions
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    SoFLPhillyFanSoFLPhillyFan Posts: 3,931 ✭✭

    The lady lies with

    her left leg firmly planted

    the man with melon
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    zef204zef204 Posts: 4,742 ✭✭

    Hi Mister Postman

    What? No Box For Me Today.

    Get Off My Lawn Jerk!
    EAMUS CATULI!

    My Auctions
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    mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
    new game for neighbors

    flaming bag left on doorstep

    he called the sh!t poop
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    phreakydancinphreakydancin Posts: 1,691 ✭✭
    I expected a 10

    I received an 8

    Picky bastards
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    OilCanBoydCollectorOilCanBoydCollector Posts: 32
    I thought I could get
    my post count up by posting
    in the Haiku thread
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    iamthegreatcornholioiamthegreatcornholio Posts: 3,366
    white truck down the street
    go check - no cards in mailbox
    sorry we missed you slip
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    Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,351 ✭✭✭✭✭
    PSA Spammer beware
    Justice prevail
    Nomar Summers No more

    image
    Mike
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    mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
    Opinions needed

    How about a mod haiku?

    mudflap seeking ban
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    dallasactuarydallasactuary Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Who is this queer man
    Who inspires such fine threads
    With very few words?

    Is he a poet
    Or a young philosopher
    Or something deeper?

    Does he dream of stars
    Or perhaps electric sheep
    We may never know.

    But woe to us here
    When we find to our dismay
    'Tis the beer talking.
    This is for you @thisistheshow - Jim Rice was actually a pretty good player.
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    mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
    queer not the right word

    comfortable with manhood

    but prefer ladies
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    Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,351 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Young hot temptress
    Rare Gem Bird
    What Choice?
    Mike
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    dallasactuarydallasactuary Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>queer not the right word >>



    A thousand pardons
    But I meant queer as in strange
    And not queer "that way"
    This is for you @thisistheshow - Jim Rice was actually a pretty good player.
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    kuntryboykuntryboy Posts: 141
    Are you my Caucasian?
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    iamthegreatcornholioiamthegreatcornholio Posts: 3,366
    i just got email
    postman stole customer's card
    now i go postal
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    mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
    no harm no foul bud

    apology accepted

    back to online porn
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    mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
    Quick note for Stone/Mike

    Format is fiven seven five

    haiku class over
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    iamthegreatcornholioiamthegreatcornholio Posts: 3,366
    only twelve cards to go
    nineteen sixty five set complete
    need to find new vice
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    stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭
    What do we have here?
    Will the powers to be come too?
    May this thread live FOREVER!
    So basically my kid won't be able to go to college, but at least I'll have a set where the three most expensive cards are of a player I despise ~ CDsNuts
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    Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,351 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Not a haiku but my ode to Jose Canseco.

    Ode to Jose Can-you-see Me in the Hall

    Forget Pete Rose! Hey look at me,
    For years been on a hittin' spree.
    I've carried teams upon my back,
    I am the Best, not talkin' smack.

    I'm big, I'm buff, 'roids made me tuff,
    If all those homers ain't enough,
    I'm loved by women large and small,
    My Bust's a must in the Cooperstown Hall.

    Whenever I want, a base I steal,
    I'm a 40/40 and that's for real.
    Jose Can-you-see, I'm 10 feet tall,
    My Bust's a must in the Cooperstown Hall.

    I've got the goods, I've got the look,
    I'm not just pretty, I've got a Book.
    I'm quick, I'm fast, I never fall,
    My Bust's a must in the Cooperstown Hall.

    But just remember, when you vote this fall,
    Forget balls bouncing over the wall.
    Vote for me, or I'll tell all,
    My Bust's a must in the Cooperstown Hall,
    My Bust's a must in the Cooperstown Hall.

    Mike
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    pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭
    twinkie posts are bad

    dont make seven threads at once

    moderator bans

    ·p_A·
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    stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭
    Cards are addicting
    Be it vintage or modern
    Seek help while you can
    So basically my kid won't be able to go to college, but at least I'll have a set where the three most expensive cards are of a player I despise ~ CDsNuts
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    gregm13gregm13 Posts: 5,798 ✭✭✭
    Order off in mail to PSA
    Which will it be
    Exhiliration or knee to the groin
    Collecting vintage auto'd fb cards and Dan Marino cards!!

    References:
    Onlychild, Ahmanfan, fabfrank, wufdude, jradke, Reese, Jasp, thenavarro
    E-Bay id: greg_n_meg
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    jackstrawjackstraw Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭
    MUD_WheaT makes me laugh
    It re minds ME of black hash
    BoNg HiTs , MuNcHies and sleep

    Collector Focus

    ON ITS WAY TO NEWPORT BEACH, CA 92658
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    Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,351 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Jeremiah was a bullfrog
    Was a good friend of mine
    Not!!!!!!!!!
    Mike
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    TimeMachineTimeMachine Posts: 261
    A fascination

    Pasteboard corners registry

    Are the main concerns
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