Sports Card Graded Haiku Thread - Only Post Your Sports Card Graded Haikus Here!!!
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NAME: Sports Card Graded
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But heads will be scratched
Only mudflap writes haikus
Friends not included
unfamiliar with haiku
PM sent my friend
5 haiku in 4 minutes
Ezra Pound jealous
Is that even possible?
Don West grins wryly
Poor mudflap up to seven
Without a wingman
pandrews does not write haikus
but i like this thread
alcohol fuels not this flame
burning love instead
thinking of a good haiku
damn wasted this one
inebriated all week
drunk at kingsley lake
this confuses you no doubt
like your posts do me
nomar lynchmob is ready
brian cannot sleep
damn lawnmower accident
wish i had all five
all thanks to sportscardsgraded
im going to bed
Nomar backwards is Ramon
do not trust LQQK WOW
a skosh about haikus
i now owe don west
looking for mint state quarters
and curt schilling cards
Other members need lives too.
This thread will not die.
Nick
Reap the whirlwind.
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I imbibe Tokyo Iced Tea.
Now this thread makes sense
Yes, I collect shiny modern crap
All your Shaq are belong to me
Smileys count for one or two?
Use them all Alex
Which one counts double?
Yes, I collect shiny modern crap
All your Shaq are belong to me
bitter beer chaser now post
cards shiney and new
Six sixty is way too big
Slabbed Pirates for me
Collector of Pittsburgh Pirates cards for a slightly less stupid reason.
My Pirates Collection
SportsCardGraded huh?
mudflap brings cheer to his posts
wondering how long
no more funny names
cannot start working just yet
jello has no bones
My Auctions
The lady lies with
her left leg firmly planted
the man with melon
Hi Mister Postman
What? No Box For Me Today.
Get Off My Lawn Jerk!
My Auctions
flaming bag left on doorstep
he called the sh!t poop
I received an 8
Picky bastards
my post count up by posting
in the Haiku thread
go check - no cards in mailbox
sorry we missed you slip
Justice prevail
Nomar Summers No more
How about a mod haiku?
mudflap seeking ban
Who inspires such fine threads
With very few words?
Is he a poet
Or a young philosopher
Or something deeper?
Does he dream of stars
Or perhaps electric sheep
We may never know.
But woe to us here
When we find to our dismay
'Tis the beer talking.
comfortable with manhood
but prefer ladies
Rare Gem Bird
What Choice?
<< <i>queer not the right word >>
A thousand pardons
But I meant queer as in strange
And not queer "that way"
postman stole customer's card
now i go postal
apology accepted
back to online porn
Format is fiven seven five
haiku class over
nineteen sixty five set complete
need to find new vice
Will the powers to be come too?
May this thread live FOREVER!
Ode to Jose Can-you-see Me in the Hall
Forget Pete Rose! Hey look at me,
For years been on a hittin' spree.
I've carried teams upon my back,
I am the Best, not talkin' smack.
I'm big, I'm buff, 'roids made me tuff,
If all those homers ain't enough,
I'm loved by women large and small,
My Bust's a must in the Cooperstown Hall.
Whenever I want, a base I steal,
I'm a 40/40 and that's for real.
Jose Can-you-see, I'm 10 feet tall,
My Bust's a must in the Cooperstown Hall.
I've got the goods, I've got the look,
I'm not just pretty, I've got a Book.
I'm quick, I'm fast, I never fall,
My Bust's a must in the Cooperstown Hall.
But just remember, when you vote this fall,
Forget balls bouncing over the wall.
Vote for me, or I'll tell all,
My Bust's a must in the Cooperstown Hall,
My Bust's a must in the Cooperstown Hall.
dont make seven threads at once
moderator bans
Be it vintage or modern
Seek help while you can
Which will it be
Exhiliration or knee to the groin
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It re minds ME of black hash
BoNg HiTs , MuNcHies and sleep
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Was a good friend of mine
Not!!!!!!!!!
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Are the main concerns