"Good Morning Class" -- Mrs. Coinboard's Revenge

Clankeye · February 17, 2003 2:07AM

Mrs. Coinboard: Good morning class!
All: Good morning Mrs. Coinboard!
Mrs. Coinboard: Class... today is show and tell day. Who remembered to bring something to show the class?
MadMarty: (excited) I did, Mrs. Coinboard!
Mrs. CB: And what is it, dear....?
MadMarty: It's a potato with a couple of Kennedy halves stuck on it for boobies!
Mrs. CB: That's nice, dear. Perhaps you can show Michael Jackson at your next sleep over. Anyone else?
Dwood: I have a question, Mrs. Coinboard?
Mrs. CB: Yes, dear?
Dwood: Where's ASwimmer?
Mrs. CB: I believe he was ripped apart by wild horses during recess, dear? Do you miss him?
Dwood: Well... yeah. That doesn't seem fair.
Mrs. CB: (clasping her hands together) Well, my word! Look who's here children! It's Marshall Bear! Let's ask Marshall Bear if it was fair. Marshall...?
Marshall Bear: Well howdy, Coinpokes!!!! Hell yes, it was fair! The no good varmint built himself a campfire, made a few coin-toasties, and tried to pass 'em off to you--the unsuspecting!
Northcoin: So we kilt 'em. Heh-heh.
Dwood: It was a lynch mob!
Cointoast: It was a witch hunt!
RegistryCoin: It was a tupperware party!
Lucybop: It was an orgy!
FC57Coins: It was a underdone potato!
Shiro: It was a vibrant still-life captured in hues of pink!
Coinguy1: It was a tear in the moral fabric of the Universe!
Russ: It was---

Marshall Bear fires two pistols into the air

Marshall Bear: SHUT YER CAKE-HOLES! ...little peckerwoods. I'll tell ya what it was. It was JUSTICE!. Justice with a capitol "J." Frontier Justice! Rough Justice! Tough love Justice! Justice so tough, even tough guys would find it tough! Justice so---

Dog97 takes aim and, once again, shoots Marshall Bear.

Marshall Bear: DAG NAB IT DOG! Con sarn it THAT HURTS! And being as how I just got brunged back to life... it's especially iritatin'. Ya danged mongrel!

Well... they got me, Clank. It's all goin' black again. I'll see ya on the other side!

Clankeye: (sobbing) I promise, I'll say some solemn words over ya, Marshall Bear.
Marshall Bear: (groaning and throwing up his hands) Ohhh... ohhh it's getting darker than an AT'd Morgan... OHHHHHH!
Keets: Hey Bear, they announced the Oscar nominations last week.
Marshall Bear: Really?
Halfnut: Yeah.
Marshall Bear: Was I...?
Halfnut: No.
Marshall Bear: (he dies) Akk.
--Silence--
Airplanenut: Cool.
Wingedliberty: Mrs. Coinboard?
Mrs. CB: Yes, dear?
Wingedliberty: Is Marshall Bear really dead?
Mrs. CB: No, dear.
Jeffinmich: Why not?
Mrs. CB: Because this is the internet, dear. And anything can be manipulated.
LucyBop: Even coins?
Mrs. CB: Yes.
Mdwoods: Pictures?
Mrs. CB: Yes.
SouthernBelle: Identities?
Mrs. CB: Yes.
Madmarty: Potatoes with boobs?
Mrs. CB: ...Yes.

--Silence--

Mrs. Coinboard: BUWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

LucyBop · February 17, 2003 2:10AM

<< It was an orgy! >>

this cat must be able to read my mind!

mbbiker · February 17, 2003 2:11AM

That was great, thanks again for another great monday morning story.

CThomas · February 17, 2003 2:11AM

Pretty much sums it up!!!

MastaHanky · February 17, 2003 2:15AM

<< << It was an orgy! >>

this cat must be able to read my mind! >>

You don't happen to have a single daughter, aged 20-24ish, do you?

ksteelheader · February 17, 2003 2:19AM

If you all were having school, it must have been somewhere other than here along the east coast. There will not be school for a couple of days. Deep snow! Strong winds!
Of course, there was a lot of strong wind and some deep stuff on the board over the weekend also. LOL

nwcs · February 17, 2003 2:23AM

So is this one of those hallucinations Mrs. Coinboard thinks about as she's driven home by the cab from the bars?

shirohniichan · February 17, 2003 2:26AM

Now that Mrs. Coinboard stories are back, I like Mondays.

MadMarty · February 17, 2003 2:27AM

This is the last time I share my taters with you guys!!!

MrKelso · February 17, 2003 2:31AM

Another excellent adventure....... I am going to beat airplanenut to the punch and say cool

coinguy1 · February 17, 2003 2:36AM

Clankeye, in three words - bravo, thanks (and) more!

ccr · February 17, 2003 2:45AM

MadMarty · February 17, 2003 2:57AM

I should have bought that first!!! With the activity kit my coins would have came out perfect!!!

RegistryCoin · February 17, 2003 2:59AM

<< It was a tupperware party! >>

<< this cat must be able to read my mind! >>

My thoughts, exactly. How does he do that?

Great one, Clank, just great!

cosmicdebris · February 17, 2003 3:09AM

That one was PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zerbe · February 17, 2003 3:19AM

Clankeye, I think this was your best. "Coin Toasties"

FC57Coins · February 17, 2003 3:21AM

Well - we're in the hall of fame now!

ursabear · February 17, 2003 3:46AM

Lovely, just lovely!

As always, a true treat for the eye and mind.

IrishMike · February 17, 2003 3:53AM

"coin toasties"

Clankeye · February 17, 2003 3:59AM

Yes Sir, IrishMike-- Coin Toasties! So Good and Good for You Too!
Have mom bring some home today!

Clank

FC57Coins · February 17, 2003 4:05AM

<< Mrs. Coinboard: BUWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! >>

No wonder we never see Russ appear on these! Hmmm - didn't realize Mrs. Coinboard was THAT old!

Clankeye · February 17, 2003 4:14AM

I can't talk about why Russ doesn't appear more. After he appeared as Rock Compucheap, he began legal actions against me. I just can't talk about it.... (sob). He also says that "Bwuahahahahahaha" is a legal trademark of his. The greedy guy... he already owns "Got proof JFK's?" Can't he leave us anything?

Clankmobile

cladking · February 17, 2003 4:51AM

Very good. Now I won't need to read those threads. -Dag nabbit

09sVDB · February 17, 2003 4:54AM

Fabulous! I was rolling.

agfox · February 17, 2003 5:05AM

<< FC57Coins: It was a underdone potato! >>

For the love of god folks!! We can't afford to leave one spud behind!

marcmoish · February 17, 2003 5:09AM

tupperware party..........really really funny, this stuff just gets better. Clankitiklankklank

Marc

ccrdragon · February 17, 2003 5:37AM

Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!

dddangerousdan · February 17, 2003 6:59AM

hey clank, where can I get a box of coin toasties??

DAN

coinguy1 · February 17, 2003 7:14AM

Dan,

I'd be shocked if anyone could locate a single box of Coin Toasties, with all of the publicity they have received recently - they've been flying off the shelves all around the country! I plan to make some Coin Toasties treats tonight with my remaining supply. It was either that, or sell them on Ebay.

RegistryCoin · February 17, 2003 7:16AM

Cool. What time do you want us, Mark?

wingedliberty · February 17, 2003 7:27AM

That was great! Mondays are complete again!

Brian.

FatMan · February 17, 2003 7:33AM

Ahhhh......Thank you for Mondays. The weekend is behind us and we're back to "Class". Thanks Clankeye.

JeffinMich · February 17, 2003 7:48AM

LOL. Great episode Clank.....and well worth the wait!

Mmmmmmm....potatoes.....I'm hungry.

DHeath · February 17, 2003 7:50AM

Just what I needed. Thank you.

Bear · February 17, 2003 8:52AM

Listen up Clank my man, How come Im always the Hombre getten shot. Do you have

any idea how them there cyber bullets smart , when the ventilate my poor hide. I got holes

in my body were there aint suppposed to be no holes. I tell you Clank, It aint a pretty sight

for man nor beast.

I have an OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. For those daring souls attending the Long Beach Show,

I will have my official BEAR HAT, my OFFICIAL PCGS PIN and a name tag with BEAR on it. This all

to to warn people Im a comin, to either shake my hand or get out of my way. Im a comin in to

town low and dirty. Im a gonna rip coins out of dealers hands below cost, Im a gonna be ornery and

contentious, the meanest side winder and hornswoggler you ever done see. So beware,

dead or not, Marshall Bear is coming to Coin Town on the 27th.

fcloud · February 17, 2003 9:02AM

Thank for the laugh! Outstanding as always!

MrLee · February 17, 2003 10:32AM

Hilarious. Just Hilarious. You made my Monday!

Thanks Clankeye.

robertpr · February 17, 2003 12:47PM

Bwuahahahahahaha!

...oops, sorry Russ

Bear · February 17, 2003 3:24PM

Clank you amaze me. You keep getting better and better with your story line. I guess

the next step will be a sit com or at the very least a night time cartoon for adults. Well Done

my friend. You have spread good cheer over a frozen and gloomy time. Thank you for the laughs.

66Tbird · February 17, 2003 9:38PM

That was a good read, thanks

MadMonk · February 18, 2003 12:03AM

Very good Maestro Clankeye

"Good Morning Class" -- Mrs. Coinboard's Revenge

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