"Good Morning Class" -- The Lost Episode
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There is a light drizzle. The streets of the city are deserted. Out of the dank grey comes a single cart pulled by a horse with a shrouded figure ringing a bell....
Shrouded Figure: (ringing bell) Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! (he walks slowly in front of the cart) Bring out your dead!
A door to a row house opens and out comes Lucky Bop, DanC, ClarkofKent, and Russ dragging the body of DCAMFranklin. They lift the body and throw it onto the cart. Russ throws back his head and begins to laugh
Russ: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!! BWAA-UCK!---- (he grabs his throat, teeters, and falls)
The others grab his body and throw him on the cart. The Shrouded Figure nods and proceeds onward
Shrouded Figure: (ringing bell) Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!
The cart comes to a stop. On a doorstep lay the twisted figures of Dragon and Keets. The shrouded figure struggles, but manages to load them onto the cart. The cart proceeds. A feeble voice is heard from the cart
Keets: Hey…hey, wait… I’m not dead yet!
Shrouded Figure: (looks around, then clocks Keets with his bell) Bring out your dead!
Airplanenut: (peering through a window) Cool!
The cart passes by the body of jmwarren. Too decayed, he will not touch it. The cart stops at the homes of Braddick and Dog97, taking each of their bodies in turn. The cart rolls on
Shrouded Figure: (ringing bell) Bring out your dead!
Three figures approach out of the mist. TDN, EVP, and Wisconsin hoist the body of David Hall and throw it onto the cart
EVP: A little putty and he'll look good as new... Ha!
Wisconsin: (throwing a tradedollar in the cart) Take this with you!
TDN: It is finit!
Meanwhile... on the other side of town. A tipsy teacher turns to her class
Mrs. Coinboard: Good morning class!
All: (with bright enthusiasm) Good morning Mrs. Coinboard!
Shrouded Figure: (ringing bell) Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! (he walks slowly in front of the cart) Bring out your dead!
A door to a row house opens and out comes Lucky Bop, DanC, ClarkofKent, and Russ dragging the body of DCAMFranklin. They lift the body and throw it onto the cart. Russ throws back his head and begins to laugh
Russ: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!! BWAA-UCK!---- (he grabs his throat, teeters, and falls)
The others grab his body and throw him on the cart. The Shrouded Figure nods and proceeds onward
Shrouded Figure: (ringing bell) Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!
The cart comes to a stop. On a doorstep lay the twisted figures of Dragon and Keets. The shrouded figure struggles, but manages to load them onto the cart. The cart proceeds. A feeble voice is heard from the cart
Keets: Hey…hey, wait… I’m not dead yet!
Shrouded Figure: (looks around, then clocks Keets with his bell) Bring out your dead!
Airplanenut: (peering through a window) Cool!
The cart passes by the body of jmwarren. Too decayed, he will not touch it. The cart stops at the homes of Braddick and Dog97, taking each of their bodies in turn. The cart rolls on
Shrouded Figure: (ringing bell) Bring out your dead!
Three figures approach out of the mist. TDN, EVP, and Wisconsin hoist the body of David Hall and throw it onto the cart
EVP: A little putty and he'll look good as new... Ha!
Wisconsin: (throwing a tradedollar in the cart) Take this with you!
TDN: It is finit!
Meanwhile... on the other side of town. A tipsy teacher turns to her class
Mrs. Coinboard: Good morning class!
All: (with bright enthusiasm) Good morning Mrs. Coinboard!
Brevity is the soul of wit. --William Shakespeare
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I must've missed a good weekend!!!
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Frank, actually, the weekend was no big deal - it doesn't take a good weekend for Clankeye to weave a great story. I wont even mention that I can't wait for the next installment.
Clark
Edited to add:
Wow.....
The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.
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Russ, NCNE
<< <i>Uh oh! I'm dead. I feel like the poor unknown actor who's unlucky enough to be selected by Captain Kirk for an away mission.
Were you wearing a red uniform?
Clark
<< <i>I'm alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >>
Cool
weekend had been that rugged. I hope we are not entering the Dark Ages again with
the ever present Black Plague. Please say it isnt so!!!!!!!!!! Scared Bear
Camelot
<< <i> It was a dream... all just a bad dream. >>
Besides... if he can kill 'em off, he can bring 'em back. Artistic license.
Clark
Russ, NCNE
Clark
AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!! It's a cookbook!
Russ, NCNE
You're showing your age. I only know what you're talking about because my mother told me about it.... yeah... that's it.
Clark
It was indeed. I've only seen it in late night reruns. It aired originally LONG before I was born.
Russ, NCNE
<< <i> Cool
That's my line... it has been for i think the past 5 episodes
<< <i>It was indeed. I've only seen it in late night reruns. It aired originally LONG before I was born. >>
Uh.... ok, um.... Youngster.
Clark
Russ-- Clark and Lucy may have thrown you on the cart prematurely, after all you just gagged and fell down. Didn't seem like they tried real hard to resuscitate you. Hmmmmmmmm.
While I am disappointed in Lucy, I'm rather relieved that Clark didn't try.
Russ, NCNE
Clankeye left some details out of his account of things.
I DID try to resuscitate you. I gave your chest several vigorous thumps with the heel of my boot.
Lucy, as I recall, was too concerned with not spilling her margarita to be of any assistance. (Though, she did encourage me to, "Kick him again! Kick him again!")
Clark
The opening line was...
A Kanamet, for your perusal....
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"Soylent Green is people!!!"
oh well I just ruined it for anyone who hasn't seen it
-Soylent Green that is....
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"Senorita HepKitty"
"I want a real cool Kitty from Hepcat City, to stay in step with me" - Bill Carter
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<< <i> Cool
That's my line... it has been for i think the past 5 episodes
Jeremy,
Calm yourself, not trying to steal your part, just doing a little parody of the parody, get it?
P.S. Glad you didn't get thrown on the wagon
Joe
Let me just say that your "pity party" will not be well-attended!
Clark
You and Russ are in top form tonight. You guys are cracking me up.
Throw in Lucy, a bucket of Margaritas and I say the three of you could host a variety show the likes we have never seen. I'm the one who actually needs a laugh this week. Thanks.
Carl
"Senorita HepKitty"
"I want a real cool Kitty from Hepcat City, to stay in step with me" - Bill Carter
Your thinking is on a much higher plane than mine! If you hadn't mentioned that, I'd have never thought of it and you could've had them all for yourself!
Clark
<< <i>Throw in Lucy, a bucket of Margaritas >>
Now this show is not suitable for minors Daddy-o!!!! Cause anything can happen when Lucy is getting tipsy....
"Senorita HepKitty"
"I want a real cool Kitty from Hepcat City, to stay in step with me" - Bill Carter
Clark
<< <i>I figured get rid of Russie, then we can all divide up his Proof JFK collection. He He HEHE Ha! >>
Sorry, but you guys are way behind. Bear PMed me with first dibs before my body was even cold.
Russ, NCNE
The tears have got my chest fur all soaking wet. Now as to your coins ,will they be
expressed mailed to me in 1 or 2 packages? Bear
Camelot
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<< <i>ummmm, I just wet myself >>
Lucy could say something, but I don't want to get ban'd just yet.....
"Senorita HepKitty"
"I want a real cool Kitty from Hepcat City, to stay in step with me" - Bill Carter
Clark
<< <i>Ok, Lucy... I just went uptown and slammed two margaritas. Now your posts make perfect sense to me. >>
My kind of man!
"Senorita HepKitty"
"I want a real cool Kitty from Hepcat City, to stay in step with me" - Bill Carter