"Good Morning Class"
Clankeye
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Mrs. Coinboard: Good Morning class!
All: Good morning, Mrs. Coinboard!
Mrs. CB: Did we enjoy our Labor Day weekend? Yes? Russ?
Russ: Got JFK's?!!! Heh-heh.
Mrs. CB: Thank you, Russ. Is the short bus working for you?
Now class does anyone want to tell us what you did this weekend?
Mrdq: This clown posted an auction here and we all flamed him!
Dakra: Yeah! Heh-heh.
It's4real: Did not!
Mrdq: Did too!
It's4real: Did not!
All: DID TOO!
It's4real: Mrdq threatened to flame my auctions!
Mrs. Coindboard: There, there, dear. Nobody is flaming any auctions here.
Russ: I am! Got JFK's?
Mrs. CB: Russ, I want you to write a short letter to Saddam in Iraq. Tell him to be nice. If he doesn't respond in 48 hours, tell him we will nuke his country and leave him negative feedback.
Petescorner: Wouldn't that be premature?
Airplanenut: It'd be cool!
Mrs. CB: Now, class when someone posts a thread we don't like, do we-- CRITO! Put the gun down! What? I don't care if that's how they do it where you're from.... STMAN! Where are going? SIT DOWN! Okay... Yes? Iwog?
Iwog: I don't want to sit next to this toning lover.
Gsaguy: (pointing) So white! So white! Refrigerator white!
(Enter The Principal Mr. EVP)
EVP: Good morning class!
All: Good morning Mr. EVP!!!
EVP: Is everyone behaving? Good. After lunch you're all going to be treated to a long lecture by TomB. Won't that be exciting?
--Silence--
Clankeye: There once was a man from Nantucket, whose---
Dick 29: We've heard that one!
Mrs. CoinBoard: Time for recess. Remember now, everyone be nice to each other! Ah, the little darlings.... Gmarguli!!!! DO NOT LIGHT THAT! We all love Bear! Greg? GREG! Placid, get the fire extinguisher!
All: Good morning, Mrs. Coinboard!
Mrs. CB: Did we enjoy our Labor Day weekend? Yes? Russ?
Russ: Got JFK's?!!! Heh-heh.
Mrs. CB: Thank you, Russ. Is the short bus working for you?
Now class does anyone want to tell us what you did this weekend?
Mrdq: This clown posted an auction here and we all flamed him!
Dakra: Yeah! Heh-heh.
It's4real: Did not!
Mrdq: Did too!
It's4real: Did not!
All: DID TOO!
It's4real: Mrdq threatened to flame my auctions!
Mrs. Coindboard: There, there, dear. Nobody is flaming any auctions here.
Russ: I am! Got JFK's?
Mrs. CB: Russ, I want you to write a short letter to Saddam in Iraq. Tell him to be nice. If he doesn't respond in 48 hours, tell him we will nuke his country and leave him negative feedback.
Petescorner: Wouldn't that be premature?
Airplanenut: It'd be cool!
Mrs. CB: Now, class when someone posts a thread we don't like, do we-- CRITO! Put the gun down! What? I don't care if that's how they do it where you're from.... STMAN! Where are going? SIT DOWN! Okay... Yes? Iwog?
Iwog: I don't want to sit next to this toning lover.
Gsaguy: (pointing) So white! So white! Refrigerator white!
(Enter The Principal Mr. EVP)
EVP: Good morning class!
All: Good morning Mr. EVP!!!
EVP: Is everyone behaving? Good. After lunch you're all going to be treated to a long lecture by TomB. Won't that be exciting?
--Silence--
Clankeye: There once was a man from Nantucket, whose---
Dick 29: We've heard that one!
Mrs. CoinBoard: Time for recess. Remember now, everyone be nice to each other! Ah, the little darlings.... Gmarguli!!!! DO NOT LIGHT THAT! We all love Bear! Greg? GREG! Placid, get the fire extinguisher!
Brevity is the soul of wit. --William Shakespeare
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For some life lasts a short while, but the memories it holds last forever.
-Laura Swenson
In memory of BL, SM, and KG. 16 and forever young, rest in peace.
GSAGUY
And if anyone has a problem with that we can take it up after school
Joe
Russ, NCNE
For some life lasts a short while, but the memories it holds last forever.
-Laura Swenson
In memory of BL, SM, and KG. 16 and forever young, rest in peace.
Thanks,
Could you write another storey next week, summing up all of the rest of the childrens piccadillos and activities?
Camelot
For some life lasts a short while, but the memories it holds last forever.
-Laura Swenson
In memory of BL, SM, and KG. 16 and forever young, rest in peace.
10,000 posts in 10 months. I wish I was that "busy"
For some life lasts a short while, but the memories it holds last forever.
-Laura Swenson
In memory of BL, SM, and KG. 16 and forever young, rest in peace.
see? My Auctions "Got any 1800's gold?"
Camelot
Thanks
see? My Auctions "Got any 1800's gold?"
Ha Ha! Made you look!
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Boy, I hate being so predictable!
-Dave
Please forgive my oversight. You certainly should have been in it. If class ever reconvenes you shall have your rightful place in the sun!
Littlewicher...you sound like one of my grandkids...lol
One of the best posts that I have read in quite a while
Gary
Camelot