"Good Morning Class"

Clankeye · September 3, 2002 2:43AM

Mrs. Coinboard: Good Morning class!
All: Good morning, Mrs. Coinboard!
Mrs. CB: Did we enjoy our Labor Day weekend? Yes? Russ?
Russ: Got JFK's?!!! Heh-heh.
Mrs. CB: Thank you, Russ. Is the short bus working for you?
Now class does anyone want to tell us what you did this weekend?
Mrdq: This clown posted an auction here and we all flamed him!
Dakra: Yeah! Heh-heh.
It's4real: Did not!
Mrdq: Did too!
It's4real: Did not!
All: DID TOO!
It's4real: Mrdq threatened to flame my auctions!
Mrs. Coindboard: There, there, dear. Nobody is flaming any auctions here.
Russ: I am! Got JFK's?
Mrs. CB: Russ, I want you to write a short letter to Saddam in Iraq. Tell him to be nice. If he doesn't respond in 48 hours, tell him we will nuke his country and leave him negative feedback.
Petescorner: Wouldn't that be premature?
Airplanenut: It'd be cool!
Mrs. CB: Now, class when someone posts a thread we don't like, do we-- CRITO! Put the gun down! What? I don't care if that's how they do it where you're from.... STMAN! Where are going? SIT DOWN! Okay... Yes? Iwog?
Iwog: I don't want to sit next to this toning lover.
Gsaguy: (pointing) So white! So white! Refrigerator white!
(Enter The Principal Mr. EVP)
EVP: Good morning class!
All: Good morning Mr. EVP!!!
EVP: Is everyone behaving? Good. After lunch you're all going to be treated to a long lecture by TomB. Won't that be exciting?
--Silence--
Clankeye: There once was a man from Nantucket, whose---
Dick 29: We've heard that one!
Mrs. CoinBoard: Time for recess. Remember now, everyone be nice to each other! Ah, the little darlings.... Gmarguli!!!! DO NOT LIGHT THAT! We all love Bear! Greg? GREG! Placid, get the fire extinguisher!

littlewicher · September 3, 2002 2:46AM

It would've been better if I was in it.

gsaguy · September 3, 2002 2:48AM

Sounds like you've got your hands full today.

GSAGUY

coynclecter · September 3, 2002 2:53AM

Yeah, you left out the part where Littlewicher is sitting in the dunce chair.

And if anyone has a problem with that we can take it up after school

Clankeye · September 3, 2002 2:54AM

Yeah, gsaguy. I just woke up with this urge to jump in front of a moving train today. I should not have to say this but, to all mentioned in the above, it is intended in the spirit of fun. And if any or all wish to make fun of me. I am the fairest of game.

airplanenut · September 3, 2002 2:57AM

thanks for reminding me that school starts TOMORROW!

PhillyJoe · September 3, 2002 3:07AM

I think we all needed a chuckle to start the day. Thanks.

Joe

smprfi · September 3, 2002 3:14AM

That was great, thanks.

Russ · September 3, 2002 3:21AM

Pretty good, except it's "got proof JFKs?"

Russ, NCNE

littlewicher · September 3, 2002 3:25AM

I can't wait to go back to school tomorrow!

I'm so excited about this year!!!!!!

LanLord · September 3, 2002 3:29AM

It gave me a big chuckle. It really did, for a moment, seem like life as usual here on the forum.

Thanks,

TWQG · September 3, 2002 3:36AM

Nice recap

Bear · September 3, 2002 3:36AM

Clank -That was truly funney. Its just too bad you couldnt fit all of the Forum children into your classroom. You get Bears coveted "GROWL OF APPROVAL" for a story very well done. Bear

Could you write another storey next week, summing up all of the rest of the childrens piccadillos and activities?

airplanenut · September 3, 2002 3:42AM

LittleW... I'm going into 10th... how about you?

littlewicher · September 3, 2002 3:45AM

I'm also going into 10th. I'm graduating in 11th, though. I'm also talking college courses this year at night. I have to juggle that with sports practices, my social life and my hobbies.

I'm like so busy.

coynclecter · September 3, 2002 3:47AM

So Busy?

10,000 posts in 10 months. I wish I was that "busy"

littlewicher · September 3, 2002 3:49AM

Well, last year I didn't have college courses.

JeffinMich · September 3, 2002 3:55AM

ROFLMA. Good one Clankeye. For those who missed the entire weekends posting, don't bother to read it all.....Clankeye has summed it all up with this doozy.

its4real · September 3, 2002 3:59AM

Excellent recap

Bear · September 3, 2002 4:09AM

Its4Real - I like a man with a sense of humour, welcome back to the classroom. Bear

its4real · September 3, 2002 4:44AM

And I like one with tons of character

Thanks

Petescorner · September 3, 2002 4:57AM

Excellent Clankeye! Very creative. And I can't believe you got all those lines to rhyme like that!

Ha Ha! Made you look!

RLinn · September 3, 2002 5:25AM

<< <i>Ha Ha! Made you look! >>

Boy, I hate being so predictable!

HuliganRS · September 3, 2002 7:10AM

dakra · September 3, 2002 8:09AM

How come I got a small part and didn't call anyone JACKASS?

-Dave

KlectorKid · September 3, 2002 9:35AM

would be better if i were in it...

Clankeye · September 3, 2002 9:43AM

KlectorKid--
Please forgive my oversight. You certainly should have been in it. If class ever reconvenes you shall have your rightful place in the sun!

airplanenut · September 3, 2002 10:15AM

LittleW... how can u graduate in 11th grade? NOT FAIR!!!

KlectorKid · September 3, 2002 11:19AM

Thx, clankey no big deal i think the sun is way to hot anyways can i get my spot in florida instead?

beartracks42 · September 3, 2002 12:25PM

Clankeye, That must be really good stuff you were smoking...just kidding.

Littlewicher...you sound like one of my grandkids...lol

One of the best posts that I have read in quite a while

Gary

Conder101 · September 3, 2002 1:57PM

School starts tomorrow? Here they are halfway through their second week, and they started much later this year than they did last year.

numobri · September 3, 2002 2:42PM

Very good .I cought a grin.Thank You.

Bear · September 4, 2002 3:18AM

This thread is worthy of one more cycle thru.

"Good Morning Class"

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