If aliens landed on earth and brought all our missing rare coins back to us?

oreville

What the heck, every other "If" question has been asked up to now??????

richbeat

Wouldn't matter. If the disease hadn't gotten to me, the meteor would've wiped me out.

truthteller

TRUTH

Cam40

Ya,What did I do with my 1804 dollar,and my 1913 V nickel....hmmmm must be with my extremely high relief
1907(roman numerals)Double Eagle and my rolls of BU 1877 IHCs,and rolls of BU.... 1916 D dimes.Or could they be with my BU rolls of 1909 S VDBs ?hmmm.oh well.

jtryka

Would they bring Elvis back too?

Cam40

If so,tell em to bring Jimi too.

gemseeker

I just saw on the news that a doctor claims that Elvis is not dead and he is a patient of his. He practiced in the Kansas City area. The doctor claims that Elvis wanted to go into hiding because of his drug and alcohol problems. He took a grainy photo of the person but they tried to do an eye imaging scan of it but it wasn't clear enough to compare with an older Elvis photo. The doctor said Elvis chose 2002 as the year to announce that he was not dead. He even said the marker on the grave was intentionally made to spell his middle name wrong to indicate that he was not buried there. The doctor said another man was but in the casket and that the facial features were made to look like Elvis. Can't verify the claim since he is still "hiding".
Anyhow back to the question, if aliens brought back a lot of old coins, that would cause a panic in the numismatic world as coin dealers dump their collections at a fraction of the cost. The aliens seize upon the opportunity to accumulate all of the dumped coins and buy out even more coins and then leave the planet with their massive hoard.

ClarkOfKent

gemseeker,

That doctor was on local radio here a couple of times. He even had Elvis call in... he's supposedly going by the name Jesse now, his dead twin's name. He made arrangements to come to the studios in Cleveland, but he stood them up. Gee, I wonder why?

Clark

RLinn

They have! They're called the US Mint. Just give them a call and they will stamp out a few more of whatever you misplaced and if your lucky they will even give you a certificate "monitizing" the new ...errrrr 'scuse me...old coin.

Flash

Would they bring Elvis back too?

I think they already did. Elvis has a new hit song that plays on the radio here alot these days. Its pretty good, too!

Petescorner

Has anybody else noticed how all those crop circles look like a bunch of coins? Coincidence? I think not!

-Dan

proof

Nic

Those discs are not flying "saucers". My guess is moderns or capped dies. K

Coinstartled

I would tell the aliens that I was Fred.

BruceS

Ha ha , why would you resurrect this old thread? What could you have possibly been searching for, and I'm sorry I wasn't around back then. Lol

3keepSECRETif2rDEAD

SkyMan

Ya' never can tell if you'll get ET or the Alien. If it's the latter, they might not be coming here to bring back coins, but rather to eat them!!!

WillieBoyd2

The Man from Krypton offers to grade all alien-returned coins.

Superman first to offer "x-ray grading".

ricko

Why would aliens have missing coins? How did they get them? OK... I guess I am too rational....Time to go shooting and clear the mind... Cheers, RickO

1630Boston

I think it is more probable that the "poltergeist' that I dealt with as a child has my missing coins
Whenever I was missing something my mother would tell me that the 'friendly, mischievous' poltergeist must have taken it

ms70

I think a time machine would be better. I'd take all my coins back to the "green label era" and re-grade all of them!

Koinlink

@ms70 said:
I think a time machine would be better. I'd take all my coins back to the "green label era" and re-grade all of them!

LOL... And invest in Google, Microsoft, Amazon, etc.....

ldhair

The aliens are already here.

LindeDad

They landed in China all kind's of rare coins coming out of there now.

Coinstartled

@ricko said:
Why would aliens have missing coins? How did they get them? OK... I guess I am too rational....Time to go shooting and clear the mind... Cheers, RickO

Most of the coins were beamed up via Epson scanners.

ColonelJessup

@ldhair said:
The aliens are already here.

My family has documentation from both Kenya and Uranus.
But I "pass" as Bluish

Go with it, Andy

Coinstartled

My dimes are from Mercury.

cmerlo1

You must've seen the Close Encounters of the Third Kind 40th anniversary re-release. Just got home from seeing it myself.

ColonelJessup

@BruceS said:
Ha ha , why would you resurrect this old thread?__ What could you have possibly been searching for__, and I'm sorry I wasn't around back then. Lol

I just posted a quote from Bill Nye, the Science Guy. A manipulative observation that "The DNA of alternate-universe hypotheses degenerates as it eccentricates".

Dr. irwin Corey was working on the math for the General Unified Theory of Devolution when he died.

BustDMs

Be careful!

Remember the aliens are just coming here "To Serve Man".

Avoid all microwaves and ovens.

ldhair

I can't cook without a microwave. I would starve.

amwldcoin

We had something worse than a poltergeist! You name it and stuff came up missing for years. We were doing some work in our kitchen and found a stash of all the missing items under our kitchen cabinets. It even included some of out kids shoes! The guilty party you ask? A pair of pet ferrets we had!

@1630Boston said:
I think it is more probable that the "poltergeist' that I dealt with as a child has my missing coins
Whenever I was missing something my mother would tell me that the 'friendly, mischievous' poltergeist must have taken it

WoodenJefferson

The aliens are returning all the coins they thought were breath mints, from the "Need a Penny, take a Penny" tray at the local 7-11 They did come back for more Slurpees though...something about the 'brain freeze' and time traveling.